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  1. A metal Adunian glowers over the tablet, "He lives. . ." the machine says, bringing a fist to rise "Man-maker. . ." and clenches his fist tight in thought.
  2. i unironically support the return of villain apps

    1. Battle Unit

      Battle Unit

      yeah you're lame

    2. _Sheylo_


      I, too, support the return of villain apps.
      At least let literate people be villains.

  3. @Adelemphiijust leave the plugin open to all as a honeypot to ban people who would abuse it they're bad mojo for the server anyways... flies to the honey... buzz b uzz bzzz
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    1. megavolter







  6. there is nothing to do. however you can make an adunian and attempt to restore them to their rightful place as an independent and free-thinking nation instead of being downtrodden by generations of being CUCKED by Oren!!!
  7. get jazzy on me

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