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Shorsand

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About Shorsand

  • Birthday 05/01/1998

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    the cringiest cat on lord of the craft

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  1. "DEAR desperate WIZARD seeking money. I WILL TAKE YOU into my EMPLOY, for DU LOC is the capital of all things otherworldly, arcane, alchemical, and INORDINATE. Thou should'st comest and SERVE THIS GRACIOUS LORD and line thine pockets with coin aplenty! Thou would'st be FOOLISH to ignore such a grand offer. Normally I would offer my WIFE such an opportunity, but she is an absentee woman off gallivanting with Orenian politicians and DWARVES instead of loyally serving her LORDLY HUSBAND." - Signed, LORD ETERNAL Q.C. BRAE of DU LOC
  2. FTB

    1. Shorsand

      Shorsand

      O-okay...

  3. azdrazi DONT exist

    vargs DONT exist

    IMMORTALITY DOES NOT EXIST

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    2. Werew0lf

      Werew0lf

      du loc DONT exist (u killed it)

    3. Shorsand

      Shorsand

      @Werew0lf

      it was a mercy killing

    4. Jentos

      Jentos

      LOOK HARDER IDIOT

  4. "Finally, a true Lord for the empty land."
  5. @punished breeni looking cute :)

    1. punished breeni

      punished breeni

      i am so tired

  6. THE LOATHESOME DUNG EATER

    1. Stump

      Stump

      AND SIR GIDEON OFNIR, THE ALLLLLLLLLLLL-KNOWINGGGGG

    2. Sorcerio

      Sorcerio

      literally me

  7. "They can publish THIS but I couldn't get the transcript from The Gib-Gharak Experience?!" a certain LORD exclaims in frustration.
  8. at the hands of orcs i watched my mamma die

    now im on the grand highway shouting mina or die

    1. Laeonathan

      Laeonathan

      100% me when I joined.

    2. Samler

      Samler

      That is so 1.0 vibe

       

  9. what will it take to get you to come back to du loc
  10. haense posts be like:
    ewrojkthe4oiuhdfkjlldf vbjhc vy adslkfgj vyr aslkdfjskewicz

    1. wowj

      wowj

      CHEEKI BREEKI IV ICH BEIN BESTTELN, UN MILKOMMEN MEIN GOT, ICH HAMBURGER

    2. megavoltar

      megavoltar

      ich inchestual ichbreeding ein vein vvife veating

    3. seannie

      seannie

      i think about haense at night also

  11. Give me back my Ashwood

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    2. Islamadon

      Islamadon

      finders keepers

    3. Shorsand

      Shorsand

      du loc is a secular state and maintains no ongoing relationship with any faiths, creeds, or religious groups.

    4. ScreamingDingo

      ScreamingDingo

      once again snorlanders dont know how to type #rp

  12. make me emperor of oren and all we be fixed
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