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@yopplwasupxxxdoes this mean we can finally have our pistol duel. Two years in the making
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((Great post. I love the effort you put in talking about the development and changes throughout history!!))
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The Routing of the Northguard
TO OUR BELOVED SUBJECTS,
We have tasted victory. Today, Our combined forces met the Nordling hordes at Our northern border. We repelled them entirely, with minimal losses to Our own side.
Now there is no doubt in the minds of Our enemies. Our country shall not bow to their savagery or extortion. We have sent the invaders a message: in this new era of Diet and law, Our nation has not lost its might. Our sword is as sharp as ever. Those who seek Our downfall shall be met with steel and defeat, again and again.
Today’s battle was led by our own field marshal, Iskander Basrid, alongside the commanders of Our army and the allies We have found in Luciensburg. But the fight was won not by Our military leaders—We saw victory today because Our cause is righteous . We defend an ancient and noble people, and We serve the true God.
The Orenian people must keep this resolve, for there are many battles yet to be won. The apostates have taken the lives of many of Our good soldiers. Now that they have been driven from Our borders, We will take the fight to them. They shall shed no more blood upon Our land.
The remainder of this conflict will be fought on heathen soil until their king submits to us. We will not relent.
“And lo! the command of GOD is justice, and the unjust are punished.” (Auspice 2:37)
Delivered from the Augustine Palace, 8th of Tobias' Bounty, 1821
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His Imperial Majesty, John VIII, affixes his signature to the bottom of this document. He looks across the table at the Silver delegation. "Let Us usher in a new era of security and military might with the signing of this document. That none shall senselessly threaten Our peace and Our cultures again."
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Imperial Response to the Tenth Nordling War
13th of Tobias' Bounty, 1818
Once again, the fire worshippers of Norland have announced their intention to destroy us.
We have seen their kind before. Nine times before, this faithless horde has massed at our borders, and nine times they have failed. Why?
Though they do not have our church, the Virtue cries out in the hearts of these men. To abandon the faith of our fathers, to abandon humanity, is a sin that pains the soul. Such men cannot bear to exist in the same world as the Holy Orenian Empire because it is a reminder of the prophets they rejected. It is a constant reminder that they have strayed off the path GOD set before them and bound themselves for the Void.
So they must feign outrage that we would enforce our own laws within our own borders. How could they not, if from the beginning their eyes were fixed upon a vision of bloodshed? We grew stronger by turning the other cheek, refusing each insult paid to us. And each time we rejected them, they became more furious, and their scheme more apparent--to fabricate, by any means necessary, a pretext for an aggressive war. It was always a futile effort. Their real casus belli is transparent for all the world to see:
“The Orenian people exist. By some strange means we cannot accomplish, they are content to live in quiet and pious prosperity. They have little interest in us, and often seem to pity our efforts to rouse them to fury. For that, they must suffer.”
Unwilling to improve their own society, envious invaders now come for ours.
All the world must grieve that some nations are unable to look inward, and thus they cannot conceive of making themselves greater without making others lesser. These belligerent attitudes are the death throes of moribund and hollow cultures, only capable of drawing out vigor through bloodlust.
But they cannot hope to prevail.
Together, the Orenian people comprise one quarter of the world. Each of us is descended from Canonist saints and prophets, and our leaders live just a short walk to the confessional of the High Pontiff himself. Even our capital is named for our sole ambition--Providence, the great plan of GOD.
If this kingdom of apostates insists upon bloodying the pages of mankind’s history once more, then we will meet them in battle. They will be recorded as a footnote, another in a long list of evil and impossible attempts to foil Providence. We will repel this invasion, as we have all others.
When the battle is finished, we will march into the Nordling chieftain’s capital, and we will extinguish that cultic idol at which they worship. We will douse their burning bush with the holy waters of Gamesh.
Let this be the final Nordling War.
“The wicked shall see it, and be grieved: he shall gnash his teeth and melt away: the desire of the wicked shall perish.” (Proverbs 3:5)
ISSUED AND PROCLAIMED,
John VIII, by the grace of GOD Holy Orenian Emperor, forever August, King of Renatus, Curon, Kaedrin, Salvus, and Seventis, Defender of the Faith, Grand Duke of Ves, Duke of Adria, Novellen and Lorraine, Baron of Renzfeld, Protector of the Heartlanders, Highlanders, and Farfolk, etcetera.
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On Diplomacy of Extortion
5th of Horen's Calling, 1818
We regret to announce that the Grand Kingdom of Urguan has publicly declared their hostile intent towards the Orenian people.
This antagonism comes after several decades of manufactured discontent, whereby this country has intentionally falsified diplomatic incidents with the bald objective of justifying war. The Holy Orenian Empire has offered no hostility to this kingdom. We have made all efforts to preserve a stable, amicable relationship whilst maintaining our dignity as a nation.
The principal claim of the Grand Kingdom is that the Holy Orenian Empire has trespassed sovereign Urguanian territory by settling the land of South Arentania. We strenuously reject this claim. The area in question was terra nullius, uninhabited until recently by any race; it is part of a vast swathe of Almaris that they laid claim to after the fact of our acquisition, one which is nearly equal in size to their existing territory. It is a farce.
The Holy Orenian Empire paid a fair price for this land; our people now dwell in it, our infrastructure now rests on it, our armies now protect it. To claim land that one cannot support is nothing more than greed.
To demand a statue of a foreign leader? That is pride.
The other nations of the world are familiar with the practice of demanding public humiliations and vast sums in recompense for imagined insults. It is an exportation of mafioso politics to the international stage. We will not accept extortion guised as diplomacy. We will not be made a tributary state.
Yet we can forgive this bloodless sin from a race who was cursed with greed, for we also suffer the sins of our ancestors, who were cursed with mortality.
As all people, and despite our curses, we Imperials take pride in our accomplishments and our culture. We will not be injured by the empty accusations of our adversaries, who are motivated only by the enduring anti-Orenian obsession that pervades them. We march onwards.
Our Canonist faith calls us to be peaceful and forgiving, and so we ask that the world recall this: war is the death of innocents. No bloodless slight can justify such a course. We have--for the reign of two monarchs and five decades--looked inward, desiring no more than the quiet and private dignity of our people. Our Imperial culture is the unrelenting quest for providence; we have no need of war to achieve that goal. We will not raise a hand in wrath, nor in envy, nor in sin.
The people of the Holy Orenian Empire have no interest in continued hostility with Urguan. Even so, those who seek the destruction of our culture and our country shall meet only our indomitable spirit. There is no lesser cause than to wage war upon those who love peace; there is no greater cause than to defend one’s family and country. To invade this proud and fierce Empire--the patrimony of Ex. Godfrey--is nothing less than suicide.
“And though they are many, the strength of GOD does not serve the wicked.” (Auspice 2:45)
ISSUED AND PROCLAIMED,
John VIII, by the grace of GOD Holy Orenian Emperor, forever August, King of Renatus, Curon, Kaedrin, Salvus, and Seventis, Defender of the Faith, Grand Duke of Ves, Duke of Adria, Novellen and Lorraine, Baron of Renzfeld, Protector of the Heartlanders, Highlanders, and Farfolk, etcetera.
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SUMMONS TO THE 24th IMPERIAL DIET, 1816
The Summons for the 24th Imperial Diet
The twenty-fourth Imperial Diet shall commence in the year of Our Lord 1816
ARTICLE I: The House of Lords for the 24th Imperial Diet
His Imperial Majesty hereby summons the following seven peers or lords spiritual to comprise the House of Lords for the duration of the twenty-fourth Imperial Diet, until such time as the session’s dissolution.
- HIH The Duke of Crestfall
- HIH The Countess of Rosemoor
- His Grace The Duke of Sunholdt
- His Grace The Duke of Cathalon
- The Most Rev. The Metropolitan of Providentia
- The Rt. Hon The Count of Kositz
- The Hon. The Viscount of Azor
Those members summoned to comprise the House of Lords shall be entitled to the style of Imperial grandee, along with the postnominal IG after their name, for the duration of the twenty-fourth Imperial Diet.
ARTICLE II: The House of Commons for the 24th Imperial Diet
His Imperial Majesty hereby summons the following members of the House of Commons to the twenty-fourth Imperial Diet, the house’s composition being made by the results of the national election with these elected members comprising the chamber until such time as the session’s dissolution:
- BOURDON, Robert, of Right-Bank District.
- BRACKISH, Godfric, of Right-Bank District.
- BRIARWOOD, Rhys, of Western District.
- DE ROSIUS, Valent, of Providence District.
- D’AMATO-ORLOV, Anton, of Providence District.
- FALCONE, Cosimo, of Northern District.
- GALBRAITH, Charles, of Providence District.
- KOMNENOS, Henrik, of Providence District.
- O’ROURKE, Jane, of Western District.
- O’ROURKE, Patrick, of Right-Bank District.
- TEUFEL, Fredrick, of Providence District.
- VIMMARK-ROUSSARD, Vladislav, of Providence District.
Those members summoned to comprise the House of Commons shall be entitled to the style of Representative for the duration of the twenty-fourth Imperial Diet.
ISSUED AND PROCLAIMED,
John VIII, by the grace of GOD Holy Orenian Emperor, forever August, King of Renatus, Curon, Kaedrin, Salvus, and Seventis, Defender of the Faith, Grand Duke of Ves, Duke of Adria, Novellen and Lorraine, Baron of Renzfeld, Protector of the Heartlanders, Highlanders, and Farfolk, etcetera.
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9th of Horren's Calling 1816.
BE IT KNOWN that THE CROWN, upon the recommendation of Its advisors, has deemed fit to grant Its assent to the NAPIER DIGNITY ACT 1812, the GRAY AMENDMENTS of 1815, the TRANSPARENT LAW ACT of 1813, the PERSONHOOD PATHWAY ACT of 1812, and the JEOPARDY AMENDMENT of 1815, passed in the 23rd Imperial Diet by the HOUSE OF COMMONS, and shall enact the aforementioned Bills as Law throughout the Realm.
Delivered at Augustine,
John VIII, by the grace of GOD Holy Orenian Emperor, forever August, King of Renatus, Curon, Salvus, and Seventis, Defender of the Faith, Duke of Adria, Novellen and Lorraine, Baron of Renzfeld, Protector of the Heartlanders, Highlanders, and Farfolk, etcetera.
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Dissolution of the 23rd Imperial Diet
10th of Harren's Folly, 1815.
His Imperial Majesty does see fit to dissolve the twenty third Imperial Diet.
With this dissolution, His Imperial Majesty commands the members of the twenty third Imperial Diet to return home to their constituencies until such time as the assembly is summoned to sit again.
ISSUED AND PROCLAIMED,
John VIII, by the grace of GOD Holy Orenian Emperor, forever August, King of Renatus, Curon, Kaedrin, Salvus, and Seventis, Defender of the Faith, Grand Duke of Ves, Duke of Adria, Novellen and Lorraine, Baron of Renzfeld, Protector of the Heartlanders, Highlanders, and Farfolk, etcetera.
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EDICT OF RENZFELD
12th of Godfrey's Triumph, 1815
An edict privileging the issue of HIH The Count of Renzfeld as imperial princes.
To Our Beloved Subjects,
We have ascended to this imperial office unmarried and intend to remain so, having proclaimed that if He is willing and We are able, Our celibacy will be consecrated unto God. Thus We expect that His Imperial Highness The Duke of Crestfall shall remain Our heir presumptive, and accordingly, his eldest son His Imperial Highness The Count of Renzfeld is second in the line of succession to Our throne. Respecting this, We privilege his legitimate issue to be entitled as imperial princes, as if they were Our own grandchildren.
Delivered at Augustine.
12th of Godfrey's Triumph, 1815
ARTICLE I. ON THE PRINCELY RANK
That for so long as His Imperial Majesty John VIII has no legitimate issue, the legitimate issue of HIH The Count of Renzfeld, will bear the rank of an imperial prince or princess and the styling of Imperial Highness, as appropriate.
ISSUED AND PROCLAIMED,
John VIII, by the grace of GOD Holy Orenian Emperor, forever August, King of Renatus, Curon, Kaedrin, Salvus, and Seventis, Defender of the Faith, Grand Duke of Ves, Duke of Adria, Novellen and Lorraine, Baron of Renzfeld, Protector of the Heartlanders, Highlanders, and Farfolk, etcetera.
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"Father, thank you, for all that you have left with me." The man looks out over the Augustine, lifts his head, and paces forth.
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John Charles sat at his father's bedside, with a glass of Medeira wine in his hands. He lifted the glass, helping the Emperor take small gulps. The Imperial family and cabinet gathered close, faces pale and resolved. Somber physicians stood in the corners of the room, exchanging hushed whispers about the fate of the Crown.
"I do not know what to say to you," John spoke."You have said enough," the sovereign replied.
Fevered heat emanated from the Emperor. When John looked next, his father had fallen to a troubled sleep. That evening, John returned to the gardens, where he walked, and walked, and walked. His brother, the Duke of Crestfall, joined him there eventually. They spoke of their childhood. Good memories, from their youth, their family, their parents. Eventually, they spoke of the inevitable.
"I am afraid," the Regent confided in his brother.After a long silence, Crestfall responded, "Good. Be sick to your stomach. It will be no different than our parents, and our grandfather."
"You are right, your grace. Fifty-six years I have been groomed and prepared. I am ready. Our country is ready."
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The Lady Governor of the Augustine Palace, Anna Henrietta, places the missive upon the desk of the heir to Oren, John Charles. He scans it over and sets it down with a solemn sigh.
“How unfortunate,” he says. “The states of Almaris seem far more concerned with war and hatred than diplomacy and civilization. It seems only those who have earned the ire of our fellow descendants have realized that there may be a better way; one of peace, prosperity, and trade. The Foreign Office shall always be open to those states and peoples that would prefer collaboration and friendship to bloodshed. We will defend our way of life, and we shall protect our people and friends, but we will never succumb to pressures and threats. I truly believe a world order where we uphold good morals and relations between states is achievable, but it can only be accomplished if we do it together.”
He concludes with a quiet prayer from the canonist scrolls. “And Horen calls forth Godfrey and Malin, and speaks unto them ‘Lo, in your days you were each tempted with pride, and the world suffered. For Malin, you ruled beyond your days, and Godfrey, beyond your virtue. And by God’s will, I redeem you of your failures, and send you to work peace upon it.”6 -
John Charles watches the Baron of Helvets bleed out on the ground. He grimaces at the sight of his dying friend. The Prince's thoughts swirled about. Why would you do this? What did you really think would come of your actions? You could have been so much more. So many dead, and yet nothing learned. When will our people move away from this sour cycle? He crosses the Lorraine over his chest. "May god have the mercy we could not."
The elderly prince gave the body one last look, before turning away. There was so much left to be done.7 -
Good video, not a vassal
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23rd Imperial Diet, House of Lords
Spoiler((This is a forum roleplay post, predominantly for absentee voting and session records. Only players with characters in the House of Lords are present in the room and able to reply.))
The 23rd House of Lords convenes with the following Peers appointed as Imperial Grandees.
His Imperial Highness Prince John Charles, The Duke of Helena
Her Imperial Highness Princess, Elizabeth Anne, The Countess of Rosemoor
His Grace, Peter D'Arkent, The Duke of Sunholdt
His Beatitude Bram Cardinal Providentia, The Metropolitan of Providence
The Right Honorable Eric Othaman, The Viscount of VallesThe Right Honorable Iskander Basrid, The Count of Susa
The Right Honorable Richard Foltest, The Baron of Helvets
Among the Grandees, Duke Helena shall stand as Speaker of the House of Lords having been elected amongst his peers with a vote of 5 in favor.
[!] The newly elected Lord Speaker rises from his seat “As is tradition, at the promulgation of every diet, each lord must recite the ancient Nauzican Oath of fealty to the Crown in order to sit.”
“I swear to be true to the Emperor and the realm and not to maintain silence about any evil that I may know which is being contemplated against them. I swear to work tirelessly to the betterment of the Empire and the Orenian people that comprise it. I swear also not to eat or drink with traitors and not to have anything in common with them, and always to defend the honor of the gentlemen I serve. This I swear by the Holy Scrolls.”
At the conclusion of the oath, the Duke of Helena laid forth the proceeding business of the House.
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John Charles bows his head to conceal his scowl. He looks to the Lady Governess of the Augustine, Anna Henrietta. "I pity the family of this traitor. The once great House de Falstaff, 'besmirched' by the actions of a foolish generation."
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Awesome video man
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The Emperor's Sword
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The city of Providence buzzed with excitement throughout the day. Sharing their common purpose and resolve, men and women gathered that day from all corners of the Empire. Subjects, soldiers, peers and civilians alike, stood together at the gates of Providence, ranging from the small town of Esbec to the southern mountains near Redenford. Officers of the Imperial State army hurried throughout the crowd, issuing red and blue flags to each attendee. By the early afternoon, the rays of the sun glistened on the assembled as each Orenian was outfitted.
The General Peter d’Arkent, the Foreign Minister Peter Alexander d’Arkent, and Prince John Charles stood side by side beneath the gates, addressing the legion of Orenians. The General rendered a salute, carefully enclosing his fist, placing it over his heart as he straightened his frame. The Imperial Reds returned in unison, as they were addressed by His Imperial Majesty’s commander.
“Orenians!” The General’s voice boomed out over the throng. “Today we fight for the Emperor, to measure our capabilities to defend our country. As the Emperor’s Sword, we sharpen our fortitude! ” Banners of red and blue were erected amidst the crowd.
The Prince spoke next: “Move to your banners and follow the captains to the rally point.”
The mass of Orenians rearranged themselves, locating their teams. “And March!” Ordered the General. The ground shook as the regiment of over eighty thousand marched down from the gates of Providence. The legions of red and blue formed up around their respective banners. The Prince, the General and the Minister beamed in pride as silence befell the crowd, awaiting their orders.
The Orenian forces shifted in anticipation.
The Minister’s voice rang out once more. “Begin!”
The General and Captain Ruthern’s calls came in unison. “Charge! For Providence! For the Empire!”
The air thundered. The bridge shuddered. The crowd exploded in a chorus.
“For the empire!”
The lines of Orenians collided. The sound of steal on dulled steal rang with the fury and pride of thousands of civilians and soldiers alike. The skirmish continued throughout the day, fueled by the youthful Sun’s Smile from the sky.
The whetstone of labor and loyalty grinded the Emperor’s Sword ever sharper.
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John Charles happily reads the flyer from chambers room in the Augustine. "Well done, Little Anna." He thinks of his nephew and soon to be niece-in-law. "I am so proud of you."
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The crown prince approves.
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John appears surprised. "What happened?"
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When he received the letter, again, John was alone. A courier walked in, carrying a yellow envelope. John knew it was not good news. Whenever the couriers trudged in, silent and cold, it was not good news. He simply took the paper, and sat down. He unfolded it, and read the first paragraph. He read the note directed to him. The man had no reaction, not at first, at least. He simply stood up, and started walking. Courtiers would see him pacing around the Novellen Gardens. He was oblivious to their greetings. Oblivious to their calls. Some smiled, and tipped their hats or curtsied. Others knew what had happened, and expressed their condolences. Neither heard a reaction. He paced through the gardens, head bowed. Eventually, he found himself by the royal orchids. He stopped there, eyes fixed on the stems and dead flower blossoms at their feet. He stood there a long time. He didn't know how long. Minutes or hours didn't matter to him. Another fallen comrade. Another pulsing stem between his heart and his mind withered. "How much more will I endure?" He finally spoke. How many friends, comrades, teachers, parents, must I lose. He thought back to a sunny day in Novellen. He remembered Jahan's wrinkled smile. He remembered the Knight's mouth moving, another story. Another moral lesson. If only he'd listened. He saw his grandfather's face. He saw his mother's face. He saw Peter Amadeus, and Henry Marshal. His mouth tasted like blood. There was blood. He spit, red dousing the fallen flowers. He touched his lip. He'd bitten through the flesh.
He walked home. That night, wails echoed through Trissingham.6 -
John Charles was sitting alone in Trissingham when the news reached him. He had no words. Henry was the man who taught him what he fought for, the man who recruited him to the ISA. The man who trained him. While he sat there, alone, tears came to his eyes. When Peter Amadeus died, he’d taken up a sword. When his grandfather died, John hadn’t cried. When his mother died, John had held his head high, knowing what his people needed to see. When Henry died, he didn’t know who to blame. He didn’t know who to fight, he didn’t know what he had to do. Henry was a mentor, a soldier, a living embodiment of the soul of the nation. John had spoken to the old man, a few days before the election results had been published. Henry told him that he knew his life was nearing its end, but that he had unfinished work with the commons. Unfinished work. That is what John remembered now. He wiped away the tears, and moved to the window, looking out toward the cathedral. He saluted the Major.
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Dissolution of the 24th Imperial Diet, 1824
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Dissolution of the 24th Imperial Diet
11th of Owyn's Flame, 1824.
His Imperial Majesty does see fit to dissolve the twenty fourth Imperial Diet.
With this dissolution, His Imperial Majesty commands the members of the twenty fourth Imperial Diet to return home to their constituencies until such time as the assembly is summoned to sit again.
His Imperial Majesty, John VIII, by the grace of GOD Holy Orenian Emperor, forever August, King of Renatus, Curon, Kaedrin, Salvus, and Seventis, Defender of the Faith, Grand Duke of Ves, Duke of Adria, Novellen, Helena and Lorraine, Baron of Renzfeld, Protector of the Heartlanders, Orenian Highlanders, and Farfolk, etcetera.