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KosherZombie

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  • Birthday 09/13/1998

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  1. John VIII, who had been flicking through the channels of his canonflix sky-TV system, paused at a channel relating to his descendants, who had forsaken his name. He looked over at a certain zealous companion @Harald. "This young princeling seems to be a rather confused one. The notion that these new households continue to forge a legacy distinct from their ancestors brings me great joy. The youth can only achieve greatness comparable to their predecessors if they understand that history is not a thing to be replicated and infatuated with, and instead choose to design their own reality. However, the act of condemning the culture from which they derive is an ill-advised pursuit. Indeed, how is the modern peer of this ambitious generation to establish his own identity, if he insists upon suppressing his origins. This young lords story, and for that matter the story of this generation, cannot be told without first telling its beginning, which is unavoidably grounded in the history he now distances himself from. I am left to wonder how it came to this point, that this lord finds his own ilk in Balain more repugnant than the Ferrymen, who suppress his identity and history. Is it fear, hatred, disgust, ignorance, or mere boredom that fuels him?" John tossed a handful of popcorn into his mouth, chewing thoughtfully, before looking back to his old friend. "Maybe we'll find out next week." He shrugged, and flipped the channel to a football match between the best athletes of the fourth and fifth empire, because, of course, there was a channel for everything in the seven skies.
  2. John VIII, sunbathing upon his Orenian flag towel on the beach in the seven skies, peers down as the descendants continue their trials. "Isn't that just something, Sir Charles?" @sergisala . He smiles, adding "this generation is not without its ideologies. What do you think will happen next?"
  3. John VIII sips a daiquiri on his favorite beach in the seven skies. At his right hand side, a certain eternally loyal friend of a Galbraith @sergisala mentions the news of a Heartland unification effort amongst their corporeal descendants. The deceased Emperor exclaims his approval, "well it's about damn time!"
  4. Martinis in hand, John Charles welcomed his dear friend and servant to the seven skies. The pair reposed in poolside recliners, and reminisced of better days.
  5. John VIII can't find his armor. He had to get to Sutica to save Peter Amadeus. "My armor!" He calls for his caretakers. "Where is Peter? We'll make those dastardly Suticans pay for kidnapping him! Aha, to war, for the Emperor! For God!"
  6. John VIII squints at the title. "The Dialect of Imperial Elves," he reads aloud, passing it to his caretaker @FlareGunCalamity. "Please read this dictionary to Us, Miss Fairfax, we are most intrigued with the development of a new cultural dialect within Our realm, but too blind to make out the characters Ourselves!"
  7. John VIIi continues penning letters regarding the future of the rosemoor convention to his beloved elder sister, the princess imperial.
  8. Treaty of Providence, 1824 Agreed upon on the 9th of Sigismund's End, 1824 By the Holy Orenian Empire and the Kingdom of Norland Article I - War Guilt and Surrender The Kingdom of Norland admits full guilt for its attempted invasion of the Holy Orenian Empire, thus surrendering to Oren and officially ceasing all hostilities. Article II - Coalitionary Withdrawal and Prohibition The Kingdom of Norland shall immediately terminate its membership in the Iron Accord and be prohibited in perpetuity from involvement in any military alliances, pacts, coordinations, or coalitions with its former members: The Kingdom of Haense, The Grand Kingdom of Urguan, and the Silver State of Haelun’or. Article III - Border Disputes and Aggressive Expansion The Kingdom of Norland shall perpetually halt all expansion, settlement, and claims into any region southward or eastward of its extant territory. Article IV - War Reparations The Kingdom of Norland shall pay twenty-thousand Minas to the Holy Orenian Empire by the end of this Saint’s month. Thereafter they shall pay eight-hundred minas a Saint’s week until the total tribute paid to the Holy Orenian Empire reaches forty-thousand. Article V - Military Truce The Kingdom of Norland and the Holy Orenian Empire shall refrain from any and all military action against the other party for an indefinite period following King Sven's surrender. Violation of any articles within this treaty on the part of Norland will justify Oren's corrective intervention by any means deemed necessary by the Imperial Crown. His Imperial Majesty, John VIII, by the grace of GOD Holy Orenian Emperor, forever August, King of Renatus, Curon, Kaedrin, Salvus, and Seventis, Defender of the Faith, Grand Duke of Ves, Duke of Adria, Novellen, Helena and Lorraine, Baron of Renzfeld, Protector of the Heartlanders, Orenian Highlanders, and Farfolk, etcetera. Sven II, King of Norland, Duke of Varhelm, Chieftain of Clan Edvardsson, Protector of Highlanders
  9. i don't want flintlocks i want star trek phasers 

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      Beam me up Scotty

  10. @yopplwasupxxxdoes this mean we can finally have our pistol duel. Two years in the making
  11. The Routing of the Northguard TO OUR BELOVED SUBJECTS, We have tasted victory. Today, Our combined forces met the Nordling hordes at Our northern border. We repelled them entirely, with minimal losses to Our own side. Now there is no doubt in the minds of Our enemies. Our country shall not bow to their savagery or extortion. We have sent the invaders a message: in this new era of Diet and law, Our nation has not lost its might. Our sword is as sharp as ever. Those who seek Our downfall shall be met with steel and defeat, again and again. Today’s battle was led by our own field marshal, Iskander Basrid, alongside the commanders of Our army and the allies We have found in Luciensburg. But the fight was won not by Our military leaders—We saw victory today because Our cause is righteous . We defend an ancient and noble people, and We serve the true God. The Orenian people must keep this resolve, for there are many battles yet to be won. The apostates have taken the lives of many of Our good soldiers. Now that they have been driven from Our borders, We will take the fight to them. They shall shed no more blood upon Our land. The remainder of this conflict will be fought on heathen soil until their king submits to us. We will not relent. “And lo! the command of GOD is justice, and the unjust are punished.” (Auspice 2:37) Delivered from the Augustine Palace, 8th of Tobias' Bounty, 1821
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