Einhart

*Sergeant Einhart smiles at the civilian above him for disposing of his paper instead of littering.

Sergeant Einhart honors King Maric's actions by watching his neighbor's back and bettering humanity everyday. Only you can prevent stagnation, Billy.

For allowing The Hounds access to Karovia in search of the serial criminal Kha, Alborosie. I'd like to present The Kingdom of Akovia with an altered sigil I believe is more fitting to your banner colors. Take it or leave it. This is a personal token of my respect to our neighbors in Karovia for commendable cooperation.

Sergeant Einhart of Petrusia would usually jump at the chance to put down a filthy Crow, but this is far too hurtful to be honorable. Einhart dispatches the Runts to remove any sentiment of this mean-spirited letter from the streets of Petrus. He issues a statement in the church common hours to each and every citizen, civilian, or native that takes audience. "Don't let the words of this wretched rascal represent the nature of humanity. The Hounds are taught to respect, understand, and sympathize with the basic needs of all kinsmen regardless of affiliation. It's this code of teaching that we reflect every day in our hours of duty, so that we may kindle an image of positivity around the term humanity .We may be enemies some days Crow, but we're all human at the end of the day. I believe that the Crow peasants that once ruled had to have great inkling of brain power. How else would they construct an Empire? That is no easy feat. That said, down with Carrion filth! Long Live The Lord Godfrey III ! Meeting adjourned."

*You could almost hear soft flute music on that peaceful spring morning. A warm breeze flowed throughout the Dredge Hall. With it carried the mouthwatering aroma of morning breakfast into the rooms of the soldiers. The tantalizing smell of bacon and butter begins to stir some men out of their deep slumber. A rookie shifts under his warm blanket and with content dreams. The quiet peace of the morning is shattered by a cacophony of highly obnoxious rings and dings from the dinner bell. Sergeant Einhart begins yelling at all the sleeping soldiers, "Get up you bloody wankers! There'll be hell to pay if you don't eat!" *Einhart acknowledges Red and Volker when they enter and carefully ensures all have food on their plate before continuing, "Blessings upon our Liege Lord this fine morning. Quick announcements; We'll be surveying for promotions to linemen over the next few months. I want all runts working twice as hard to make the cut. Not all of you will. Those more likely to be promoted have read the manual and all it comes with, respect the citizens of Petrus, and act with unwavering loyalty to their superior's and Lord. Do not forget the lesson taught to the disgraced Wolfe for his insolence." The Sergeant takes a pause to drink before ending his introduction, "If you'd like to speak up about anything now is the time. Raise your hand and state your name and rank when called on before asking a question."

The Hounds station rookies around Petrus to detain any rat spreading terrorists. The local Fighter's Guild then hires new adventurers to hunt the rats lurking in civilian basements. Meanwhile, Hound Command goes over the security plan for the small wedding. Lord Godfrey's happiness and joy is priority number one for the Hounds as they determine the punishment for interrupting this holy wedding. Upon conclusion, Einhart slaps on his chef hat and enters the main kitchen. A factotum screws up the soup and is harshly reminded how worthless they are by Head Chef. The terrified Horen handymen kneed, bake, and roll faster under the highly critical watch of Sergeant Einhart. The kitchen shapes into a perfect harmony of labor as the main course is composed. *Einhart sketches the scene and colors it later that night in his private quarters.*

Yeah, well. . . that's just, like, your opinion, man.