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Harri

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  1. i personally think dpmagician should be freed

  2. Harri

    can i sleep with that dog please

  3. i just wanted to go for a jog

  4. can't believe you told heero about it too

  5. first you do that then you invade my signature, what's next?

  6. getting heero to insult me now..... nice

  7. 5 minutes 8 minutes ago................................

  8. You're getting banned.

  9. hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

  10. I ******* hate Charlie and the chocolate factory (old version) so much. Like, every single thing about that movie is so ridiculously obnoxious, and I'm not even talking about the characters that are meant to be obnoxious. Motherfuckin grandpa Joe, this freeloading *****, was supposedly bed ridden for 20 years, but the second Charlie whips out that tickets? This nibba gets up and dances a goddamn jig. **** outta here with that ****.

  11. Fucks sake, what is this ****... I vape. I started smoking when I was 16 because I thought it was cool, and smoked for years with no thought of quitting because I liked the nicotine and hated myself too much to consider how unhealthy it was. And then vaping started to take off, and I got a cigarette style vape for free, and that was the start of things changing for the better.

    Vaping changed my life. I was able to quit smoking, without too much difficulty. It was the first thing I had done to really better myself, and it let my take next steps to do it again, albeit a little slower than I'd have liked. I could breathe again, I could exercise without wheezing, I didn't stink like dumpster fire, and I wasn't as anxious.

    I ******* love electronic cigarettes, and I hate that they've been hijacked by douchbaggery. I know plenty of people that have quit smoking, and have tangentially interacted with the reddit vaping community, which is super friendly and supportive. Vaping is an saving grace to smokers, and I'm so ******* sad it gets demonized because of its associations.

  12.  What in Sam Hill did you just gaw'durn say about me, you little varmint? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Texas Rangers, and Ive been involved in numerous stagecoach robberies on 'dem Bandidos, and I have over 300 confirmed 6-shooters. I am trained in gunslingin' and I'm fastest hand in the West. Y'all're nothing to me but just another yellow belly scab herder. I will put 'ya 6 feet under with a quick draw the likes of which has never been seen on this side of the Mississippi, mark my gaw'durn words. I reckon you think y'all can get away with spittin' that vile to me over the Internet? I reckon differently, you snake. As you and I bend an elbow I am in hootin' and hollerin' wit' my secret network of drifters across Nevada and we're high-tailin' towards 'yer IP so you better prepare fer the dust devils, 'ya bellyacher. The devils that'll beef the pathetic acorn calf you call livin'. Youre ******* buzzard food, pard'ner. I reckon to be anywhere, anytime, and I can lay you out in over seven hunn'ed ways, and thats just with my Arkansas Toothpick. Not only am I experienced in dueling, but I have access to all the big irons the Texas Rangers could afford, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your knee high to a lamb ass off the face of the Mississippi, you little saphead. If only you could have reckoned what unholy retribution your quip was about to bring down yonder, maybe y'all would have stalled 'yer mug. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you gaw'durn varmint. I will stomp fury all over y'all and you will lie belly-up in it. Youre ******* buzzard food, pard'ner.

  13. please donate to shala's pateron so he can make it back home and escape the scotsman

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