grimmothy

hey is there a spawn shop that buys

emeralds or cut gemstones? I know

there were in vailor but don't see any

"Your d!ck doesn't radiate holy light"

Quick question, so I was trying to dry my cat off from it's bath faster, so I 

slapped that bad boy in the 

microwave but when I looked away

to check snapchat I heard a weird 

noise and now the window is all red

and the door won't open please 

help.

Luv dipped oysters in 24 karat gold, it was decadent. So. *******. Delicious. She bought me afterwards in an effort to save me from being corrupted by what she called “working class scum”. Even though I am now legally her little elf on the shelf I’d say all in all it was an excellent evening 11/10 would get bought again. ?

If pasta sauce was frightened would you call it Mari-SCARE-a?

Rock beats mage

"Pizza pizza is very nice, I want to rub your nipples with cold ice."

                     -Niccum 2016

"Its not meta-gaming, its common sense!"

                -Luv 2016

"That's a tennis ball not a titty!"

-Luv 2016

Nice try guy, or should I say worst try

RIP 10 minute deal

My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite, whose choking on the splinters.

@devTeam where you at?

If useless irl politicians can make

public transportation why cant LOTC?

#notmyGM #feminism