DanDan420

Okay so quite a while ago I was banned for doing memes. When I was unbanned I noticed all my doors, chests basically everything I have locked had been disabled for me to use. I thought someonehad changed them, but even my secret chests had been disabled. I got aGM to unlock everything and allow me to lock everything again which I did, I was then banned 3 days ago for spoilerinos, for 3 days When I came back from the ban everything had been disabled. For a clear idea I have included a screenshot of a door I locked and the message it says: screenshot: https://gyazo.com/19bad35676346e9cb14a8b43fe865a66 I have tried making a modreq but the GM was for some reason unable to unlock my doors or chests. MC name: Lather_Me_Up ps: I did not use the format because I do not know whether this is a bug or the system just locks everything once you're banned.

The Night Before Krugmas ((The Narrator in this story will be Morgan Freeman everyone say hello!)) ((The Voice Actor of Judas Agnarrson will be: Martin Freeman)) "I can't find it!" Judas' voice bellowed throughout his cottage as he ransacked his wardrobe. Judas clambered to his feet raising his finger and repeatedly tapped his chin "Where could I have left it?" He questioned himself narrowing his eyes to the clock which promptly struck to midday. Judas shifted his gaze to the mound of clothes he had launched from the closet. A hollow knock at his door startled him from his ponder, "Coming!" Judas bawled as he advanced towards the door. He swung it open letting it oscillate for a few seconds before putting his foot in front as a stop. Judas adjusted his belt leered at the Dwarf whom stood in front of him. "What do you want?" The question rose to a clamour, the Dwarf cleared his throat before uttering a single word "Judi ah'd li-" before the Dwarf could say any more Judas interrupted him "Halt right there! My name is Judas not 'Judi'." The Dwarf glanced down towards the sheet of paper he clutched in his hands "Se's e're yer nam' be'h Judi!" "It says wrong..." Judas responded back. "Welp, a'hm goin' t'uh need yer tu'h soign t'is" The Dwarf rummaged through his pocket eventually revealing a quill. "And what exactly is this for?" Judas replied curiously. The Dwarf lowered his eyes to the sheet of paper and scanned through it before raising them back to Judas "Apparentle'h yer soigned t'uh a've sevente'h sheep delive'hd tu yer home." He said snickering slightly, but distinctively covered it with a cough. "Is this some kind of jest?" he said extending his arm and snatching the paper from the Dwarves finger without any hesitation. "Nae jok' ere lad." Judas perused the paper and found his name had been scrawled down in his own writing. "What. On. Vailor!" He said studying the paper. "So we've alreade'h go' te'h sheep yer j'ost need t'uh soign." The Dwarf said. Judas took the quill and signed his name on the bottom line, the Dwarf dipped his head to him and pivoted on his heel turning to walk away clutching his stomach and chortled as he traipsed down the path. Judas exhaled a sigh and turned to walk back inside "Merry Krugmas" He muttered to himself. The next morning: (Krugmas Eve) Judas was awoken by a raucous noise, he peered from his window and noticed two Dwarves herding his seventy sheep into a pen. Judas put his palm against the thin layer of grey tinted glass, suddenly a bird slammed into the window squawking it's final breath before sliding down and plummeting to the ground. Judas staggered back before scampering down the stairs in fear. He shoved open the front door, and trotted in the snow. He walked to the now mangled corpse of the crow, and knelt down turning it on it's back. The crow a letter between it's beak which had now stiffened due to the coldness of the snow. Judas plucked it out grunting and tearing open the letter abruptly he unfolded the letter and scrutinized through. "What!" He yelled as he read said note. The note had a coffee stain in the top left corner, it read: Dear Judas Agnarrson we were hoping to get in touch with you sooner, but due to the ice on the ocean ships have been unable to transport goods for days. You're hereby being evicted from your home due to unpaid taxes. If you should have any issues with this please do not hesitate to contact a steward/myself. -Sincerely Palace Of Salvus. Now, before we shall proceed any further into this story Salvus offered Judas a home without mortgage. Judas' heart pounded against his chest, he crumpled the letter into a ball and threw it into a nearby bush. Judas climbed to his feeting and walked back to his home ignoring the obvious attention of his herd of sheep. Judas slumped himself into an armchair burying his head into his hands "My...life...is....ruined!" He said slowly. Unexpectedly a tall man with dark hair walked through the door, he stood in a broad posture staring down at Judas "Judas, we have been getting continuous complaints from customers about you. I'm afraid to say, you're fired!" Francois d'Aumont nodded awkwardly and sauntered out the door. Judas sobbed, a tear falling from his eye. He retracted his arms and placed them by his side slouching on his chair. Up until an intense scintillating light beamed through his window a familiar voice resonated throughout the air "JUDAZ, LATZ HAZ BEENZ BAHD PINKI MI HAZ GAVE LATZ NUBHOSH LUCK FUR ULL UNTURNITY!" The light diminished and the voice of Krugmas faded into fin air. "Humbug!" Judas cried as he arose from his chair "My mind is playing tricks on me!" The voice suddenly came back "NUW MI IZ NUWT!" then faded for good. Judas grunted before coming to a solution. "Perhaps...what if...Maybe if I..redo all my sins and wrongs for the whole year, percase Krugmas may give me a second chance to redeem myself. Judas rotated upon his heel and trudged through the snow back to his home. “Perhaps I should get packing” He said, as his eyes surveyed the room. A frigid gale swept through the open door hugging against Judas’ skin. Judas quivered before slamming the door shut. He turned and before he could react, his chandelier smashed onto the wooden floor. The candles were still a light, and slowly began to smoulder filling the room with thick black smoke. Before it began to incinerate the wooden floor. Judas observed the flame, his eyes widened before he scrambled to his feet. “No, NO NO!” His voice echoed throughout the house, as he vigorously ripped off his gown as he began to flap it over the active flame. The fire grew stronger, Judas muffled his nose with his arm and lumbered towards the door. He dived out into the snow, and cranked his head towards the burning home. “M-My home, everything I ow-owned was in that!” Judas stammered. His house made a rumbling sound, the the house could no longer stand the intense heat of the fire. The cottage collapsed before disintegrating into small fragments. A peculiar glided into Judas’ face and onto the ground. Judas knelt down to pick it up and found it was a playing card. The jester had been replaced with a Krugmas laughing in a ridiculous outfit. Judas crumpled the card into his palm cursing beneath his breath, he raised his voice and yelled up to the skies “IS THIS WHAT I DESERVE?! MY BELONGINGS DESTROYED, SEVENTY SHEEP TO CARE FOR I HOPE YOU BURN IN THE NETHER KRUGMAS!” The sound of crickets were replied back “Humbug” Judas moaned. Judas raised a finger “I need to make up for everything i’ve done wrong this christmas…But how?” Judas asked himself. He waited tapping a foot on the ground “But..how?” Judas asked again. Suddenly a blinding light emerged from the sky splitting two clouds in half “MI EZ ZORRY, MI WUZ DOOINZ ZTUFF, HEER EZ LIZT UF NUBHOSH THEENGS LATZ HAZ DUN!” A scroll wrapped in a traditional Krugmas string dropped at Judas’ feet. Judas scooched down, and picked up the list. He unrolled it grumbling at every single bad thing he’d done during the year. Judaz Ugnarrzon: Un dah nubhosh lizt, nub prezentz fur latz! The rest of the list was written in clear Human language. Broke into a home in order to steal food. Told a woman he loved her, yet he walked out after she stated she was ‘30’ Assisted a decapitation on a Princess in Sutica. Poisoned his father which lead to his death. Told Krugmas to burn in the Nether. Judas squinted his eyes slightly, squeezing the list. “I best start off with Number one” he chuckled to himself lightly. Judas traveled to Felsen, walking up to AMT where he use to work. He asked Francois for a sack full of fruit. Francois paused for a moment, before nodding and advancing towards the food storage. Francois held open a brown sack and filled it with a variety of fruit and veg. He tied the opening of the sack using hay as a string. He dumped it on the counter making a thump. “Sixty four minas please” Francois grinned. Judas rummaged through his pocket pulling out a small pouch and tossing it towards Francois. He heaved the sack over his shoulder and proceeded to make his way out of Felsen. He ventured into the vast forest just outside the walls of Laureh’lin. He stumbled upon an old cottage seeming quite familiar he peered through the smashed window inhaling a musty smell. As he walked around to the door he turned the knob and out of curiosity he walked inside. It was dimly lit with low burning candles and reeked of a musky smell. Judas gaped open his mouth and called out “Hello? Is anyone here?” He said settling the bag down onto the carpet. At that moment a sudden creek startled Judas. He expeditiously turned his head towards the upcoming sound. An old man emerged from the hallway pursing his withered lips. “W-who are you?” His voice was deep and raspy. “I umm, I came here many years ago and broke into your home. I smashed that window” Judas gestured towards the shattered window “I stole a majority of your food, and I’d like to apologise for my unlawful actions and give you this food.” The man kept his gaze on Judas “We-well bring it here then.” Judas picked up the sack and passed it towards the man, the old fella took a peek inside and simpered towards Judas “Thankyou my boy.” Judas dipped his head to the man and waved as he strolled out the house “Bye bye.” “Okay” Judas beamed as he used his quill to cross number one out. A little while later: Judas found himself knocking at a women he told he’d loved. The guilt melted his heart as he heard the door creak open with a monstrous face staring back at him. She opened her mouth revealing her teeth very similar to gravel, her hair was grey in colour and very scraggy overall. Her lips were thin and she seemed to have a scrawny build. “Is th-this Caroline?” He gulped trying to not to make eye contact with the beast. “JUDAS!” She said thrusting her hand forth and striking him on the cheek. Judas staggered back rubbing his cheek “I’m sorry, I wasn’t ready for a commitment can you please forgive me?” Caroline pondered in deep thought for a moment. “I’ll do anything!” Judas pleaded, “Anything?” Caroline responded, she ogled at Judas giving him a ‘cheeky smile’. “Give me a foot massage…” Caroline motioned for him to come in, she slumped herself upon her wooden chair and levitated her foot. Judas pursued her, pulling a disgusted face as he hesitantly knelt down to pull her crusty sock off. Her feet appeared to have boils located all over. Judas tightened his eyes shut and rubbed her feet in a circular motion. He felt his fingers make soft squelching sounds on a boil. She let out a relieved sigh “Okay now leave.” Judas retracted his hands rapidly and ran for his dear life out of Caroline’s household. A luminous light parted two clouds and the voice of Krugmas could be heard “HUR HUR HUR, JUDAZ DAHT WUZ SAAHKAH DEEZGUZTIN MENNY DABU TU LATZ! MI HAZ DEZIDED TU REVERZE NUBHOSH LUCK AGH MAYKE ET HOSH LUCK!” And so Judas from then on was a good man. He continued to celebrate Krugmas every year continuing to be a good boy up until the day he died. MERRY KRUGMAS

Thanks guys these comments actually made me feel a little better

Hello, my ign was dandan420, chingchongherro, triscuitfistit and now Lather_Me_Up I would like to share this with you guys because to me it's important. About two months ago my dog died: Cocoa, I had him for 9 and a half years before then and got him for my 6th birthday. Every christmas my mum use to make him some weird dog cake made of dog biscuits and meat which he hardly ever but I never blamed him judging by the way it looked. This year will be different, empty almost I mean I have friends the greatest friends I could imagine. But my dog was the best friend i've ever had and without him this christmas it's going to be tough. I remember I use to take him to this lake and he use to jump into the lake and doggy paddle back out and do it again. I've barely just got over his passing, and i'd just like to share a few memories with you all about him. When he was a puppy he use to roll up in a ball and fit inside our fruit bowl until he got too big for it. I remember we use to go to the beach and he use to find any old rubbish and bring it back to me as a gift or something. Thankyou for reading I'll always miss you Cocoa <3

RP Name & MC Name Judas Agnarrson ((Triscuitfistit)) Race: Highlander (Human) Gender: Male Age: 31 (No wrinkles) Two Likes: He likes the sound of crunching leaves when you step on them, and he likes Halflings Two Dislikes: He has forever been traumatised of the time a Dwarf said that he'd make Judas rub his face on the Dwarves hairy chest. And he also dislikes when people use flyers as a way to date people.

MC-Name: Triscuitfistit RP-Name: Judas Windsor Skype: (Pm if you desire) Daniel.Hanzchanzuno Profession: Veteran Farmer, Proficient Tinkerer and an Adequate Miner Have you teamspeak?: (It's not optional.) Yes Time-zone: GMT Do you agree to our PK Agreement stated below?: Yes, I find this more realistic.

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My Username: Triscuitfistit RP name: Judas Windsor Head Skin: https://gyazo.com/c19cd7e477ceda7e97f66df4de2521b8 I basically need a custom body skin to match my head, I'd really appreciate it if you try your best to copy or make it look similar to this reference picture: https://gyazo.com/664c734faa9c36ff96294b620c3abb70 I'd like it without the glowing gloves, if you cannot do this reference picture then make it a little similar. REWARD: 250 MINAS, along with 5 Diamond.

So I want to know everyones daily routine to keep in my thick 364 red covered and tanned brown paged booklet. Jerking your salami rods does not count as a routine... If you find that disgusting please watch more South Park and on the bright side I censored it... My daily routine on a week day: 1) Set 7 alarms: One at 4:30am one at 5:00am, one at 5:30am, one at 5:45am, one at 6:00am, one at 6:30 and then one at 7:00am. 2) Get in my silver silk nightgoun and play my ipad for a bit. 3) Go to bed. 4) Wake up, even after my alarms have gone off I manage to fall back to sleep until 7:40am 5) Brush my teeth, get on my school uniform: Blazer, tie, trousers, smart shoes, shirt etc. 6) Spray on some Aftershave for dem ladies son 7) Watch the news, I dont actually watch the news it just has the Time in the corner so I like to have it on. 8) Do any last minute homework before I leave. 9) Phone my three friends before I leave. 10) Leave at 8:10am 11) Meet my friends at local park thats very creepy during the early mornings and I beg to God I am not the first one there. 12) Go to school. 13) Play football before bell rings 14) Have lessons 15) Wait for my friends at the gate 16) Go home 17) Cook myself something 18) Wait for mah mumma to come home 19) Go jogging around my block at 6:30pm 20) Play my PC 21) Shower 22) Get ready for bed 23) Repeat.

If you want my honest opinion you used too much pencil and paper

You're a legend son

Would you happen to know where I could find them?

Hi so I was wondering if anybody had ANY of the maps saved somehow, i'd actually like to have a copy so I can just blow everything up with TNT I don't even know if it's possible but it'd be pretty funny to blow up the terrible built wall outside of Felsen. Or maybe I can spawn a ton of mobs to just like over run the whole map. So if anyone has this saved can you send it to me pm me for skype. Sorry if this isn't the right category to put this in.

Thats a little creepy bro.

It's a no from me. Too Edgy

So I was wondering, I posted my appeal on Friday and it's been 5 days still no response I even thumped it. I don't want to sound impatient but the thing is, I see GM's or FM's accepting/denying other peoples apps. So that got me thinking is there a shortage in staff that they cant keep up with the amount of appeals, should I contact a GM/FM? Or should I just wait. (No trolls pls or sarcasm)

Okay so, I basically created a thread of where you can post your opinions about the other players on LOTC. I'll start- Billy5691 or Biwwy5691 sounds like Simon from Misfits and it creeps me out. LPStalker bursts my eardrums.(Not an opinion thats a fact)

1st Step: Find a friend (Settle down m8 it ain't a real one) 2nd Step: Interact with your new friend, find the characters likes or dislikes and tell them an edgy story and then confess a secret. 3rd Step: If they deny you as a friend by not telling you there name, try this to get them into DAH ZONE SON! "M-My family were slaughtered by Orcs and I just need someone to speak to." 4th Step: Now that you've learned your new friends name think of something fun to do for example: Robbing the new players is always a fun thing to do (They spawn with 100 minas ;)) Except most would call that a '**** Move' so perhaps you could start off with something easier and find/buy some land together. 5th Step: Build a crib for you and yo squad to hang out son. 6th Step: Find ya'll self a girl and share her with your new buddy <<Probably not the best idea, just keep her to yourself and hope that she isn't a noob. 7th Step: Ditch the girl, friends are more important (online that is) 8th Step: Repeat step one only this time find you and your buddy a new buddy.

What are current views on Kanye West running for president?

MC Name: Chingchongherro IC: Judas Windsor

Okay so I went to go onto my tinkers table and it turned on and off, so I broke it and it said daylight sensor I thought it was a glitch so I went to make another only to realise this: https://gyazo.com/3d8a77ea821454a6254d025bac7968a8 It wont let me craft any vanilla items everything seems as if it's in survival I don't know what has happened when I farm it wont give me the skill xp or anything, or when I try and click the masonary table it wont let me please fix this ASAP