Javert

"Squire, prepare my Lance. It has been decades since I have partook in an old-fashioned joust." Spoke Ser Meili Altwegg to Kepha. @_FirBranch_A spark of excitement lit in the old man, who was determined to see if his old bones could carry him to victory in the tournament. "We ought to prepare a gift." He said to his wife @Plausifraunz

WONK PRESERVATION INITIATIVE TO ALL CITIZENS OF THE HORDE, I am a Rex who longs to see all races, not just the Urukhim, thrive. It is why I have allowed many a people to house themselves within the Horde. Over the years, some peoples have diminished far more than others. These peoples, whom I and my kinfolk hold a respect for, must be uplifted by whatever means necessary to ensure the continuation of their race. One such race, the Wonks, has been greatly diminished over the recent centuries. Their decline began on Arcas, and now on Azuras there remains only a very rare and endangered few. Driven to action by the close-extinction of this historic people, I, Torosh’Mak, Rex of the Horde, decree the following; The Wonks shall be classified as an endangered peoples. The killing or kidnapping of any Wonk is forbidden, and is punishable by death. A tract of land dubbed The Wonkawoods Reserve shall be deemed a “Wonk & Wildlife Reserve”, and its borders shall be guarded by the Horde of Many Tribes to prevent unwanted entry. Only Wonks and Urukhim workers in affiliation with the Wonk Preservation Initiative may enter the Wonkawoods. All others shall be arrested and, depending on the severity of the crimes committed in the Wonkawoods, fined or killed. The Wonkawoods Reserve shall not owe tax to the Horde. All Wonks and their tadpoles shall be given citizenship of the Horde as well as free travel within the Horde’s lands. The Wonks shall be barred from military service within the Horde due to their fragile numbers. Such a ban shall remain until the Wonk population rises to a suitable level. The Wonkawoods will have full rights to self-government, but may not dictate its own foreign policy. The Horde shall not interfere in the day-to-day governance of the Wonkawoods unless the Wonk race is actively endangered. Torosh’Mak, Rex of the Horde, High Chieftain of the Frost Urukhim, Chieftain of Clan Mak, Warlord of Lurakhan, Thralgar, Makh-Morok and Ghorazad, the Demonslayer, the Fire-walker, Protector of the Wonks

THE FATE OF BELETH TO ALL CITIZENS OF THE HORDE, Betrayal in the midst of War is not something that is to be tolerated by the Horde. Neither by a tributary, a citizen, or an ally. Violating the good faith I had placed upon him, Peter the Disgraced has turned his cloaks and attempted to surrender his people to the clutches of the Empire despite the overwhelming popular disagreement from his own subjects. This was known to me before even his own public missive. Even then, he was five steps behind, as I had already declared Beleth dissolved in the Hordeklamor a day prior to his official treasonous decree. The Krughai have already been dispatched to keep a firm grasp upon the once-lands of Beleth, as well as loyal militias of the three cities which were once sworn to Beleth’s banner. Thus, the following edicts are made; I, Torosh’Mak, Rex of the Horde, once again affirm the dissolution of the Belethian Federation. The House of Rovare is stripped of its royal titleage. The former uniform of Beleth worn by the Belethian Federal Army is hereby outlawed, and all who wear it will be killed on sight. The House of Rovare is to be dissolved within the Hordelands. Any who lay claim to the name while existing on Horde territory will be killed on sight. The City of Southspire shall be placed under control of the loyal Gunthrum, once of the House of Rovare, for his part in securing his people’s loyalty after his Father’s treason. Gunthrum shall be named Duke of Southspire, with his tribe swearing full fealty to the Horde of Many Tribes. The City of Anatis shall hold elections to determine its new ruler overseen by the Horde of Many Tribes. The Republic of Anatis, led by a new Serene Doge, shall swear direct fealty to the Horde of Many Tribes and become a member-tribe. The City of Ipanema shall remain in the hands of the sitting Governor, Inigo, to be passed to his heirs following a pledge of fealty to the Horde of Many Tribes. All former vassals of Beleth must renew pledges of fealty to the Horde of Many Tribes or face eviction from the Badlands. Peter the Disgraced must be captured alive and handed over to the authority of the Horde of Many Tribes, where he shall be blood-eagled by my own hand. A bounty of 500 mina is placed on his head. Those who remain loyal to Peter the Disgraced, shelter his followers, or provide him aid shall suffer equally gruesome deaths. Torosh’Mak, Rex of the Horde, High Chieftain of the Frost Urukhim, Chieftain of Clan Mak, Warlord of Lurakhan, Thralgar, Makh-Morok and Ghorazad, the Demonslayer, the Fire-walker

"I do nub bend my knee tu aneebodee. I just fought en battle against da empire. Agh I thought lat Wanted a Rex dat expressed hiz supremacy ovah da tribez. Why du lat kare if I make nub-urukhim kiss rings? I am nub doing it tu Urukz. Ridiculous old man." Said the Rex of the Horde

Rex Torosh'Mak of the Horde made the following wise, factual, and true statement in regards to recent Imperial-Faith events;

"Latz perspektive seemz misinformed, my friend. Kome tu da Klamor - I want lat tu see da Horde az it iz properlee." Spoke the Rex of the Horde as he sent an open invitation to the Yar who wrote this missive. "Dere are a few tingz I seeminglee must klarify."

"Bring it on." Spoke the Rex of the Horde.

THERE IS A GOD!!! THERE IS A GOD!!!

You'd see a lot more back and forth fights between the Alliance and the Empire if grinding wasn't so atrocious rn. I'd be launching raids like every 2 days or something. Even in the Margrave's War, where I was numerically disadvantaged against Drusco, I still went out to fight them cuz I knew I'd be able to re-grind the gear we lost anyways. Give us a less complicated grinding system

LETS ******* GOOOOO I CAN DO ANT RP

"SHE IZ A ZKAHIN' WUB?!" Roared the Rex of the Horde "I've had her tested ten dozen tikz! How did we nub know dis?! Zkah it. Azhug, go handle dis before I get a headache."

"Shh, don't tell them about the several other humans that have deserted the Empire to fight on our side too..." The Rex of the Horde said to his councilors. "Anyways, the Vuillers had what...two or three people? Meh."