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Javert

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  1. And as long as I got my soup

  2. I love Tame Impala

    1. LobsterLarry

      LobsterLarry

      me too man kevin parker is crazy

  3. THE FATE OF BELETH TO ALL CITIZENS OF THE HORDE, Betrayal in the midst of War is not something that is to be tolerated by the Horde. Neither by a tributary, a citizen, or an ally. Violating the good faith I had placed upon him, Peter the Disgraced has turned his cloaks and attempted to surrender his people to the clutches of the Empire despite the overwhelming popular disagreement from his own subjects. This was known to me before even his own public missive. Even then, he was five steps behind, as I had already declared Beleth dissolved in the Hordeklamor a day prior to his official treasonous decree. The Krughai have already been dispatched to keep a firm grasp upon the once-lands of Beleth, as well as loyal militias of the three cities which were once sworn to Beleth’s banner. Thus, the following edicts are made; I, Torosh’Mak, Rex of the Horde, once again affirm the dissolution of the Belethian Federation. The House of Rovare is stripped of its royal titleage. The former uniform of Beleth worn by the Belethian Federal Army is hereby outlawed, and all who wear it will be killed on sight. The House of Rovare is to be dissolved within the Hordelands. Any who lay claim to the name while existing on Horde territory will be killed on sight. The City of Southspire shall be placed under control of the loyal Gunthrum, once of the House of Rovare, for his part in securing his people’s loyalty after his Father’s treason. Gunthrum shall be named Duke of Southspire, with his tribe swearing full fealty to the Horde of Many Tribes. The City of Anatis shall hold elections to determine its new ruler overseen by the Horde of Many Tribes. The Republic of Anatis, led by a new Serene Doge, shall swear direct fealty to the Horde of Many Tribes and become a member-tribe. The City of Ipanema shall remain in the hands of the sitting Governor, Inigo, to be passed to his heirs following a pledge of fealty to the Horde of Many Tribes. All former vassals of Beleth must renew pledges of fealty to the Horde of Many Tribes or face eviction from the Badlands. Peter the Disgraced must be captured alive and handed over to the authority of the Horde of Many Tribes, where he shall be blood-eagled by my own hand. A bounty of 500 mina is placed on his head. Those who remain loyal to Peter the Disgraced, shelter his followers, or provide him aid shall suffer equally gruesome deaths. Torosh’Mak, Rex of the Horde, High Chieftain of the Frost Urukhim, Chieftain of Clan Mak, Warlord of Lurakhan, Thralgar, Makh-Morok and Ghorazad, the Demonslayer, the Fire-walker
  4. "I do nub bend my knee tu aneebodee. I just fought en battle against da empire. Agh I thought lat Wanted a Rex dat expressed hiz supremacy ovah da tribez. Why du lat kare if I make nub-urukhim kiss rings? I am nub doing it tu Urukz. Ridiculous old man." Said the Rex of the Horde
  5. Rex Torosh'Mak of the Horde made the following wise, factual, and true statement in regards to recent Imperial-Faith events;
  6. We live in the Maegor the Cruel timeline

    1. Xtessisold222

      Xtessisold222

      Maegor the necessary 

  7. "Latz perspektive seemz misinformed, my friend. Kome tu da Klamor - I want lat tu see da Horde az it iz properlee." Spoke the Rex of the Horde as he sent an open invitation to the Yar who wrote this missive. "Dere are a few tingz I seeminglee must klarify."
  8. Wanna intercept me? :D

    1. moosehunter123

      moosehunter123

      Id Intercept you solo on GOD. 1v1 in boats you wont last a minute. 

  9. "Bring it on." Spoke the Rex of the Horde.
  10. THERE IS A GOD!!! THERE IS A GOD!!!
  11. Free yourselves

  12. JUSTICE FOR SPOOPY JUSTICE FOR XARKLY WHAT THE HELL

  13. You'd see a lot more back and forth fights between the Alliance and the Empire if grinding wasn't so atrocious rn. I'd be launching raids like every 2 days or something. Even in the Margrave's War, where I was numerically disadvantaged against Drusco, I still went out to fight them cuz I knew I'd be able to re-grind the gear we lost anyways. Give us a less complicated grinding system
  14. The Hamster is being shot dead by local infiltrator thugs (We are being ddosed)

  15. Man you gotta be ******* kidding me

  16. where's the lizardfolk we were promised for this map @squakhawk

    1. Islamadon

      Islamadon

      orcs griefed the eventline already when they broke my bedrock cube sorry sweety

  17. I think I accidentally created the Yugoslavia of LOTC

    1. Cheese

      Cheese

      wdym accidentally you actively participated in it

  18. PLEASE GOD DO SOMETHING!!!

  19. LETS ******* GOOOOO I CAN DO ANT RP
  20. Make YOUR server mechanical suggestions known! Maybe people'll like them! Together we can create the roleplay experience that we all will benefit from

  21. Make more mechanical avenues for roleplay so PROs can't gatekeep everything!!! (I say this as an NL)

  22. "SHE IZ A ZKAHIN' WUB?!" Roared the Rex of the Horde "I've had her tested ten dozen tikz! How did we nub know dis?! Zkah it. Azhug, go handle dis before I get a headache."
  23. "Shh, don't tell them about the several other humans that have deserted the Empire to fight on our side too..." The Rex of the Horde said to his councilors. "Anyways, the Vuillers had what...two or three people? Meh."
  24. The Rex sighed as he presided over Gruul's body being cleaned in preparation for his burning and trip to the afterlife. "It waz nub somefin I wanted tu do, but I waz left little choice by him. Cerulian law waz broken, so Cerulian law took precedent. Da Ilzguul will now judge if he lived a life worthee ov Stargush."
  25. "I HAD NUBTHING TU DO WIFF DIS!" declared the Rex of the Horde the moment he heard of the attempt. "I SWEAR!"
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