JERRY’S FERRY
“Thanks Jerry” -Captain Banjo
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IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY…
A continent torn by war! On the continent of Aevos, two sides duel for supremacy of the world, where friendships are tested on the battlefield, a sailor named Drolzu’Gorkil makes a daring choice. Switching from the sinister VELETZ forces to join the valiant ranks of the YACHTMEN, led by Captain Banjo. As alliances shift, a new chapter unfolds, and the fate of the cosmos hangs in the balance.
Drolzu’Gorkil met the Captain upon his galleon docked in the Haense harbor. It was a fine winter night, Ferrymas Eve, and the two friends rejoiced in a fine drink of Hot Chocolate (the Haense Queen’s finest) and a little jolly Ferrymas music played by Captain Banjo’s legendary banjo.
“Drolzu, you need a better nickname my friend. What about ‘Jerry’?”
“Yub yub, mi lyke Jerri.”
Drolzu’Jerry’Gorkil responded to the Captain, delighted by the thought of fighting alongside his old friend. Memories were coming back to him of the good old days… back when he first joined the Ferrymen. Captain Banjo… Adzy… Valentin… Django… Avalloc… Leonidas… [the list goes on]. Perhaps one day his comrades would all be fighting on the same side once again.
“Mi zo hahpi wi klomp tugehtda mi ol frehynd. Zing mei e zong Banjo!”
Banjo took out his banjo and began strumming his guitar before breaking out his new greatest single, JERRY THE ORC.
“You know Banjo and Brick and Adzy and Lyulen…
Jesus and Django and Andronikos and Valentin…
But do you recall? The most famous Ferryman of all.
Jerry the red-skinned orc
Had a very shiny tusk!
And if you ever saw him,
you would say he’s so sexy!
All of the other Ferrymen,
Used to laugh and call him names!
They never let poor Jerry,
join in any Orenian raiding parties!
Then one foggy Ferrymas Eve,
Captain Banjo came to him.
‘Jerry, with your great strength
Will you fight the Adrians with me?’
Then all the people loved him!
As they shouted out with glee,
‘Jerry the Red-skinned Orc,
you’ll go down in history!’
Signed,