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It's so TRUE!

Yeah, only one s. Not ASSinine, ASinine.

... *Goes to check the dictionary to see if asinine has 1 or 2 s's*

Becuz asinine is a gud word!

Well Lex likes the word because it's so goddamn ASININE!

But it's such an ASININE word!

I'm still gunna say asinine.

I cannot wait for this war. And we seriously need to yell "THIS IS ASININE" before charging. ..That would make it so incredibly awesome.

We should so add "asinine" to da orcish dictionary. It is NESSECARY.

...Wouldn't dat be called a queen?

Yups.

We can thank Craotor for that. :D

I really can't wait for war to be declared. I can't wait for the orcish battle-poets to make great songs about crushing halflings heads and smelling human guts. And the spoils of war. *imagines taking over Alras* ..lolwut?

*looks at the cell* ...Hey, can I borrow a pet for a few days?

Mogroka needs to go insane or some **** and declare war on someone. UH, I MEAN.. ...yeah, that's what I mean.

Am I da only one dat realizes orcs are as big uf drinkahs as dwarves?

And THIS is why orcs have been badass from the start. It would've been epic if Krug said "THIS IS ASININE" before charging him. Dat would've been so incredibly awesome.

I still don't get WHY THE HELL WE ARE ALLIES WITH ELVES. I mean, it makes no sense. Whatsoever. How do the battle-hardy (or at least, used to be for 1 day irl), green, mighty, badass, epic, harsh, badass, did I mention badass orcs become allies with the absolutely asinine twiggie- I mean elves!?

Seriously, what's with all the "my parents were killed by orcs" thing? I mean, our bloodlust is gone (which I hate), but seriously. IT'S GONE. I haven't seen an orc raiding party outside of krugmar for anything besides the undead since the first- and only- dwarf/orc war. I'm complaining about two things here. 1. The idiots that ALWAYS SAY THEIR PARENTS WERE HORRIBLY MURDERED BY ORCS. Damn idiots. Seriously, we're not evil or anything. Stop stereotyping. 2. What has happened to Krugmar's bloodlust? I haven't seen any desire for war or battle since the dwarf/orc war- no, wait, I barely even saw it there! I mean, right after it was over, I just waltzed into Krugmar without any bad feelings! It hasn't changed at all, goddamnit! WHAT HAPPENED TO ORC BLOODLUST!? ..You know, my two questions contradict each other, but I DON'T CARE!

Dis is asinine. Why would we need more technology than automated halflin' crushahs an' ballistas? We got MAGIC fur dis stuff.

Dat would be da best ding to evah happen to Aegis.

So true. So true.

So THAT'S the real reason you became an orc.

YOU GOT IT WRONG MON! But seriously, you forgot a tier, and the names wrong. It goes like this: BASIC: Fire, water, earth, and air. SECONDARY: Light, dark, storm, metal, and most complimentary elements. ADVANCED: Life, death, chaos, and order. MASTER: Space and Time.

[The writing seems quickly jotted down, left in Craotor's inn in Sanhar accidentally. The writing is hard to decipher, and the handwriting is unrecognizable.] Krugmar is dieing. Not in a literal sense, but culturally. I'm one of the last left from the times of old in Krugmar, probably been here the longest. The old ways are dieing, along with the old orcs. Who ISN'T dieing, goddamnit? Let's see.. Bein is dead and has finally passed on. Thyst is dead, too. Tirok's dead. Shaggo's presumed dead. Tre'bok's presumed dead. Bael's dead, though not many people knew him. Great enginer, though. STOP GETTING OFF TOPIC GODDAMNIT! EVERYONE'S GODDAMN DEAD OKAY? Everyone of old Sanhar, before Lower Sanhar was built, before all this fancy skah got into Krugmar. Before the clans arose, when Krugmar was a bloodthirsty nation, hungry for war. What's happened? Where are the shamans? I feel like I'm the last one, skah. ARGH. Stop writing this. No. I refuse. Stop talking to yourself. Are you going insane? NO I'M NOT! Shut up. No, you! ARRGHHH! SHUT UP! Fine, fine, you piece of skah. I hope no one reads this. Not like I'm going to leave it anywhere, right? Riiiiiighhhht. I don't know why I made that so long. That was weird. STOP GETTING OFF TOPIC GODDAMNIT! Anyways, er, sorry about that. Why am I apologizing to myself? Not like anyone else is going to read this. I hope. ANYWAYS! The shamans are dieing out- I feel like I'm the last one. Mogroka may be a good leader, and there are a lot of great orcs, but Krugmar has lost the bloodlust it once had. It has become passive, no longer hungering for war, only creating friendly battles and tournaments. There are three shamans left, but I'm trying to train more. It's going well, I guess. But the old ways truly are failing. They're not as nearly as ambitious, or as interested. Nel'thok trains a few, but he is so damn slow it's amazing. Skah, I hope no ones reads this. I wonder if Krugmar ever will be culturally revived. I miss the shamans, I miss the bloodlust. Goddamnit. [The paper is signed by a simple symbol.]