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A-si-nine. Say eet. A-si-nine. ASININE.

I remember when da pinkskins charged into krugmar thinkin' da undead were here. "DA ORCS ARE WIT DA UNDEAD!", dey said. Damn pinkskins.

Dat be great, Craotor! Goo' job. Did I tell ya bout da time I beat Overlord Brevias in a magic fight? Yups. Not kiddin'. An' yes I am EXTREMELY bloating.

It iz incredibly asinine dat we dun 'ave dis. So I made eet. Jus' talk bout skah 'ere. Don' care wut.

I'm dressin' as a dwarf for halloween. Mah costume iz vereh realistic.

((My potions got GOOD effects too. And the druggies can have some nice effects. I SHALL PUT MY MASTER'S TEACHING TO USE! >:U He IS the first alchemist of Aegis after all. And no, I'm not ungrounded.))

((OH YEAH? Bring it on, asinine drug dealer. >:U)

'ELLO KRUGMAH! I 'ave started a new business. It'z basically a potion business where I can sell potionz an' skah for cheep prices and good stuffs! Jus' ask for wutevah ya want 'ere or in person, I'll try ta get it to ya. ((OOC: These might cost about 5 minas, since they're not actual items. xD The range is from 5-20 minas for cost- I just made this for fun and since my character is an aspiring Alchemist and was taught by the First Alchemist Akeron.)) [A small warning is taped onto the ad. "NOTE: DOES NOT GUARANTEE DESIRED EFFECTS"]

Da umies gunna die, mon. Sorreh I can't help, or will be vereh little. Let'z just say I'm on a spiritual journey. Heh. Heh. Dat's it. Yeaaaah.

Well, bye guys. I've been grounded for 6 weeks due to my grades from the computer, so that means no more LOTC. I've been able to "earn" some time, and will every once in a while, but probably won't use it on LOTC. Thanks for a great time, guys, and see you in 6 weeks.

*facepalm*

I SINCERELY disagree with everything being destroyed. We have worked for months on creating Aegis, and do not want to lose it all in the new world. It would be horrible, in my opinion.

OOC: Yeaah, I know, I just had to put asinine SOMEWHERE in there. >.>

[Another note was dropped, iunno, in the nomad camp or something. Written in black and green. That stuff.] I have attained some of the asinine nether sand from an orc. I got 30 pounds of the thing, and have started to test around with it. I tried cultivating it with a hoe, and nothing happened. I tried infusing my stuff into it, nothing happened. I have managed to grow mushrooms on it, but they're just mushrooms, not the strange purple ones from the nether. I wonder how I'll do this.

Saviticus. I am dissapointed. ((OOC: ololololol))

Damn elves. We should give 'em what they're asking for!

Yay! We madez a twiggie enemy!

Psst. You know this thread is OOC right? No need for the parenthasis.

SKAH. I WUNT TA USE ASININE.

Dis is wut wud happen if da dwarves attaked. ((OOC: This was so incredibly nessecary.))

[A page of writing was left in Craotor's inn accidentally. It is written in green and black ink. It says:] I have been studying the asinine place called the nether recently. I have found out a few things about it, but not many. I doubt they'll be of much help in the future, though. Anyways, I sent two spirits out to the nether recently. One was of chaos and one was of darkness. They scouted out some interesting things of which I have not seen before. The Chaos spirit found an odd creature made of yellow, firey rods and smoke. It was very bright and shot fire. I wonder what the firey rods could do. I'm not sure what to call them. The chaos spirit also found another being, which looked like a slime of our world, only pure red. It looked useless, but I wonder what would happen if I put a slimeball on fire. The spirit of darknessed, deterred by the brightness of the creatures, instead explored ruins. In a patch of nether-sand, it found an odd type of purple mushroom in the nether. It looked odd and weird. Unedible, too. I wonder if it has any affects whatsoever. The darkness spirit also found an odd cube that seemed to create the the first monster the chaos spirit found. It quickly retreated, hating the light it gave off. Well, that is what I have found. I will look into this more.

These are highly asinine and stupid (and they suck). BUT THEY'RE SO TRUE!

Yeah. Craotor beat up THREE HUMIES WITHOUT GETTIN' INJURED. Heh. Take DAT, oren!

Yu dwarves are stoopid.

Heh. I remembah yu guyz. Ya prolly dun know me though. Ah well, won' be joinin ya anywayz.