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kurk brak

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  1. As usual, all my status updates are posted around 5AM! And as usual, anyone who posts gets the plagu- Cookies! Yaaaaaaaaay!

  2. Auzem.

    Y U ADD ME AS FRIEND WITHOUT MY CONSENT?

  3. Awww. So sad. I'm legitimately crying for you.

    Same thing happened to me; it was sold out, but I did something magical; I WENT TO BESTBUY. You should try it.

  4. Be more FORUMS SAVVY. I know I'm not one to talk, but, meh. Be more forum savvy. :D

  5. Been playin' Penumbra, Amnesia Custom Maps, anything that'll entertain me. Anyone got suggestions? Being bored is fun. Oh wait. No it isn't.

    1. Swgrclan

      Swgrclan

      Play Slender.

  6. Blarp blarp blarp blarp, blarpity blarp blarp? Blarp blarp! Blarp blarp blarp, Blary-Blarples.

    ~Will Blarpstin.

  7. bro u totez lft ot ale bro we needz ale and cool guys dun look at explosions fr when we bluw up da manur and den we take dah sezzeh ladies and invite bawd for ftb funtimez wif dah sezzeh ladehs bro cus yolo

  8. bro we totez gun du dis den we grind and we b lvl 100 swaggnots becuz we so cool dat no 1 els can be cool az us bro after dis server go up we gon use stealth to sneek in doms room and be invisbro and force her to ftb bro dat's what we gun du den wat bro?

  9. Bro. Dese status updates are so lame. It's great because I post status updates for no reason even if I lack things to talk about. I just, like, make them, and one person responds (often being myself). Yah. It's fun.

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    2. Minst

      Minst

      I am uncertain whether to comfort you, or to insult you for being a jerk... help?

    3. Minst

      Minst

      I am uncertain whether to comfort you, or to insult you for being a jerk... help?

    4. Phibbup

      Phibbup

      Go with the second option, my dear.

  10. bro. i avoid dese status update becuz peppl mak fun of mi on dem dey so men 2 mi

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    2. Eleatic
    3. Wolf Druid Ouity

      Wolf Druid Ouity

      lul will suks Ouity 4 ever Druids 4ever #swag

    4. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      u so men 2 mi and yes cael i haz bl1 and bl2 y u askin

  11. CEDRIC.

    Y U NO ACTIVE?

  12. Ceris is cursed with affection and obsession now! Yeeeeeaaaaah!

    1. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      You gotta destroy the thing he is obsessed and affectionate towards to break the curse. Wait a few days.

    2. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      cerisisagirlbutthanks

  13. Ceris is the Prophet of the Squid Lord and the Giant Slayer now. #things that happen at 5 in the morning

  14. Consider my Avatar: Festived.

    1. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Consider your Avatar: Broken.

      It shows nothing for me. >_<

    2. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      They sometimes take a few minutes to update.

  15. Dat Annabelle spammin' dis page, bro.

    AND I BOUGHT THE PREZZIES, AND GOT NO CREDIT. I SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR CREDIT >.<.>

    Naw Man. I jest.

  16. Dat bigass Christmas Tree goin' up here in NYC.

    1. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      I just went to go watch that thing go up live.

      Biggest. Mistake. Eve.r

  17. Dat Chibi Altair.

    1. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      Dat now chibi CONNOR. Isn't he cool? Bro, check dat sexy axe.

    2. Phibbup
  18. Dat seventy profile comments are from xmrsmoothx

  19. DAT SIGNATURE.

    Don't you love the wonders that Japanese Anime bring us?

  20. Dat TINY TINA AVATAR. Round and round. The staactus plant. The stalker chased the baaandit. The stalker thought, 'twas all in fun. . . POP. Goes. The band. It.

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