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♦ Kal ♦

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  1. I've seen Cthulhu in a suit. Don't tell me he is nice. Nobody wearing a suit is nice.

  2. I was under the impression fish had a codemocracy.

     

    The beings you should really fear are the calamari. The like to trap people. Awful daemons of the sea.

  3. When the hell did you copy my location?^^

  4. I believe human beings and fish can co exist peacefully.

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    2. higgsyy

      higgsyy

      Perhaps. We have pissed off the giraffes though.

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Bah, Owls are where it's at.

    4. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Wait... I think I just killed the Fish Dictator.

      Oh, here comes the revolution!

      Wait... they are still fish. I need more toxic waste. *pours three hundred gallons of toxic waste in the ocean* There, now they are fish people!

      *Walks away, fish-people eating surfers everywhere.*

  5. Fine. You are forgiven.

  6. I feel mocked. .-.

  7. Don't know why, but I saved this gif under the name skippy. http://i.imgur.com/x5fxQ.gif

  8. Waitin on that money, Lym.~

    1. Lym

      Lym

      . . .

      Reminded me of getting up, writing that postcard I bought for her as well and go to the post. Gaaaaah, it's friday, man ;~;

    2. ♦ Kal ♦

      ♦ Kal ♦

      Then you have no time to lose.

       

      *starts clapping in a monotone rhythm*

    3. Lym

      Lym

      Don't you dare becoming the devil on my shoulder x__x

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    2. Reader

      Reader

      That happenjs if I use IE.

    3. ♦ Kal ♦

      ♦ Kal ♦

      I have Chrome. I would only use IE to download a other browser.

    4. Enyahs V.

      Enyahs V.

      I just got the same thing here too. http://i.imgur.com/4u1FS.jpg

  9. It's good, when it burns. That means it's working.

  10. Luke, I am your father - now eat your vegetables.

  11. But...but... the bacon. It's bacon! D:

  12. Mmh. Baked beans, Fried egg, bacon and toast. It's not true, the British have no eating culture. You just have to eat breakfast 3 times a day. :3

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    2. ♦ Kal ♦

      ♦ Kal ♦

      What kind of er person doesn't like bacon? You sure you have a soul?

    3. Misery's Host

      Misery's Host

      I don't like bacon either.

    4. Gillard

      Gillard

      I prefer green eggs and ham.

  13. This is me, watching the clock on my office. http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/picture/OMFG/evilmonkey.jpg

    1. Lym

      Lym

      Kal in a nutshell AKA his office:

      http://i.imgur.com/pujwYs.jpg

    2. Lym
    3. ♦ Kal ♦

      ♦ Kal ♦

      I have no idea, what you are trying to say.^^

  14. There you go.

     

    http://www7.pic-upload.de/12.11.12/h9qiiu1xar4.jpg

     

    Muffins instead of Donuts and I'm German, so I obv. have enough beer at home.

  15. I'm still not talking to you. (~°_°)~

  16. But ... that wouldn't be nice. I'm nice...

  17. No it didn't. Don't try to give me a guilty conscience. I called you a hero. That's more than most people get.

  18. Hmm. I was wondering, why I didn't see you around anymore.

     

    I wish you the strength to stay on your path of health and self-control, Shiin.

  19. My childhood hero, not a childish hero.

     

    Different thing. :)

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