♦ Kal ♦

Fell asleep at 8pm on a Sunday. Someone pls lead the way to the next retirement home... ._.

Some say he contains 47% horse. XD

Yoush undershtandsh me. :3

Apparently - my English is clearer when I'm drunk...

Douchebag train ticket machine - 40 cents in change, gives all in nickels. .___.

Just a quick question. Would the opposite of you be Nevergreen?

My car... in repair shop. I feel so helpless. ._.

Get Hyper!

let's talk Superbowl - http://i.imgur.com/PVAKKNH.jpg?1

Owls, everyone is fond of owls. Except for mice and shrews...

Django unchained was goddamn awesome.

Oooh Top Gear. I missed you - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAXNhye9NAQ

Finally! New Top Gear Episode. This better be awesome.

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

Neil Gaiman is simply his own level of awesome - http://vimeo.com/56573423

Ooooh, no. I wouldn't call it like that. It's a ... suggestion. Yeah. A custom 'Danny Vip' perk suggestion. Nothing. Else. >:)

Yo.

I haven't talked to you in a while and I'm starting to get signs of withdrawal from the lag you Scottish rambling. So here is the deal. You go on the Internet and record the 'Sons of Scotland'-Speech from Braveheart and upload it to Soundcloud or YouTube or something. In return for the link I'll donate 10 bucks to the server.

Just because you are a duck doesn't mean you twitter.

Philip, pls.

Like that would worry me all that much. :3

I have the feeling you might enjoy this.

11 years you say, hmm? Maybe I'm too old then. ._.

well. I only have the game since yesterday. Maybe I still have hope.

Someone pls tell me, that it is possible to beat "The Binding of Isaac." I'm starting to lose faith.

"Yes, the rage Kage bubbled with rage He looked at the ground And he looked on the stage The lava was throwing And boiling inside the old Kage."