We should group all the characters who say their parents were killed by bandits/orcs, drop them into an arena then only let one onto the server; maybe every month.
Man, if you're not welcoming onto the server, you won't have players. People want to be what they can't do in real life, and most people want to be knights. If you let them stay on for a longer time, maybe they'll actually make another character. Don't be dicks.