Ulysses \A/ Irongut

(It seems like with this many dwarves arse-sliding it would just become part of dwarven culture...hehe)

"Ahll be takin bets on ta' upcomin foight den."

((Hmm. Now I know there's butt sliding. Away from public eye I go! XD))

"Olroighteh. So ifin ah get trap ideers ah'll jus' sketch em up as best as possible."

"Be ta' guild stationed anehwar yet? A 'eadquarters er lab o' some sort to be fiddlin wif ta' redstuff? Er are we left tu our own devoices?"

"Aye, Ironguts! Ah'll...uh...gladly bet on Skippeh. From ah distance."

"Ah talked tu' Mili 'unce. Wasn't around fer 'is crazy phase. Ye're okey by meh, jus' dun do wha' ah 'eard bout yer fadder."

"Oi ah think ah missed what ahd loike me first subclass ta' be. Trap engineer, dam engineer, er aqueduct engineer. In ascendin' order o' want."

Ulysses looks down at his cooked chicken breast, and looks back up at the Dwarven Hold with horror in his eyes. He shrugs off the horror quickly though and returns to the inn for more chicken.

'ello brudders. Ah been lost in Asulon and barley made it 'ere befer tha' ships left. I been gone several Elven Years, but ahm back. Jus' tu' let any'un who remembers meh know. Let me know ifin ah need tu' retake aneh trials 'er reprove me blood.

What is your MC Name? : Ulysses_WkAmil What is your RP Name? : Ulysses Irongut How long have you been on LotC? : 10 Months Are you competent with redstone? : Yes, I know the basics and some advanced stuff. Are you capable of being in large scale projects? Note that being an Engineer, you may need to dedicate 3-4 IRL weeks to designing a single machine.: Yep. Plenty of time to sit and think. What be yer name? : Ulysses Irongut How old are ye? : 73 Are ye in a clan? Ironguts. Son o' ta' late Darius. How did ye learn Engineering? : I apprenticed under Tybar Copperleg, engineer of Kal'Dwain, for several years. How long have ye learned Engineering? : 'bout 2-3 elven months total watchin' engineers. Did some solo work for Kal'Dwain after Tybar left tu'. Can ye draw plans well? : Och, depends on tha' dimensions but aye.

I 'ope ta' traitor (s?) was dealt wif. We jus' need ta' keep ta' orcs outa' our military altogether! Tu' much risk! But a gud "Har Har" tu' all 'at fought, congrats tu' ye, now ah 'ope security can toighten up befer ta' invasion!

Gungron,ye dun know me yet, but I be yer brother. Darius adopted me. Unfortunatley, 'e died, o' mysterious, presumably political causes. If ye'd loike tu talk mer wif me about 'it, jus' send me a bird.

MC Name: Ulysses_WkAmil RP Name: Ulysses_Ironfist What are you skilled in the most: Moinin' an' diggin. An' unofficially engineerin'. Where do you hail from: I used ta' live in Mt. Ire, but ah wish tu' be closer tu' me brudders! Short Bio of yourself: Raised a few o' me youngin' years in Aegis, til' ta' Undead claimed all me family but me pa. 'e brought meh tu' Asulon, an' died when ah was thirteh o' a fever. Darius Irongut took me as 'is son, but soon died. But, because 'e adopted me I could join ta' Ironfists. So, I wunt ta' live 'ere wif me brudders and make ta' Ironfists ta' greatest clan thar is. Do you swear loyalty to the Empire of Kal'Urguan, and Paragon Kjell Ireheart: Aye, ah du', always will.

By tha' note I'm assume ta' mission involves foighten...

Whot type o' Dwarves du ye need, jus' foighters?

Well then, I will take me trials as soon as I can. Thank ye fer clearin 'at up.

Well 'e adopted meh, but I 'adnt gained full membership tu' ta' clan.

I guess since I 'ave yet tu' complete meh trials an' Darius be dead, I dun' 'ave any relation tu' ta' clan...so I assume 'at makes me pendin' membership void.

*Uysses' throat and nose begin to fill with mucus and his eyes well up a little* I did nae get much toime ta' spend wif ye...ye treated me well, an' wer' loike a father tu' me. So long, Darius.

((And I too don't have perms, I assume I need city perms...)

Bloodeh 'ell, can ye think o' no better way ta' ensure ta' bait's safeteh? Jus' use a trap door er' sumthin'!

((I think we should build upward a bit more, make the city a little more three dimentional. Like the buildings on top of the houses, although everywhere. ))

It be genius! Dwarven ingenuity strikes again! If only I could fink o' sumthin' 'is gud!

*Ulysses rolls down his sleeves, covering his lack of muscle* Aye...I guess some 'un 'as ta' stay 'ome an' watch things...I'll jus go a'ead an' du 'at...