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History

Early history

The Shortstraws started off as a family with an identity crisis. Their founder, Gary Shortstraw lived in the vale in a time where the small population had to work together to do everything, Gary farmed, was the town drunk, and helped out one of the Elders' sons when he decided he wanted to dress like a rabbit. Gary found himself a "Goo' enough 'obbit ladeh" to have some children with, her name was Daisy Shortstraw and she died after the birth of Gary's third son, Toto Shortstraw.

Magic

Gary got the news one day of a spooky scary abandoned hobbit hole at the top of the mountain protecting the vale in Anthos the day he was given a job as deputy of the vale. After he took some time to celebrate with some ale Gary traveled to the top of the mountain to go into the hole. When he got in there he found some books on the art of  Earth magic left behind by a great wizard and a member of the Yir'sari. Gary began to read these books in this spooky hobbit hole, he closed the hole off to the public and spent many years reading while patrolling the village, and drinking with his good friend, and most famous local drunk Posco. After a night of drinking, Gary went back to the abandoned hobbit hole and stumbled into one of the bookshelves and a door opened which lead to a large tower where the great wizard once lived. The books he found allowed him to study more on the history of earth magic and grow his power even more. 

Legacy of law

th' pancakes law" A law which prohibited halflings from wasting all of the wheat on making too many pancakes so they could be better cooks, an achievement Shortstraws still talk about to this day.                                  

Notable Shortstraws

Gary Shortstraw:

-Founder of Shortstraw family

-Founder of the Wir'Sorry, A group of Magic and druid halflings who apologize for violence caused my large nations.

-One of the founding fathers of Shogging, a long time Halfling tradition.

-Two-time Vale wide Shogging Champion

-Sheriff

Toto Shortstraw:

-Deputy

-Protector of pancakes

Good friends

Posco

Milo Willowbottom

Rivals/Enemies

Posco

Milo Willowbottom

Appearance:

-Chubby

-As round as they are tall

-Horizontally large

-Fat

ask her to put it in hr but and day ull eat her butt. Trust me

A random guy reads the first line and gets triggered "Tobias I wen't to the elves personally and preached as a bishop and Pontiff during a time when Elves would only let certain humans in" How did this man even know that? Why? Who knows, maybe the rightful Saint High Pontiff Tobias I told him? ;)

I'd buy some if I wasn't 30 dollars into overdraft in my bank account.

15 hours ago, Wiseacres said:

 

g-grill!?!

1 hour ago, Heff said:

and you call yourself catholic

I've heard your stories about shaving so you can get blowjobs, don't give me that!

((This sounds like a department the Halflings would have... I approve.))

Just now, Demotheus said:

I like how you used a picture of a frog with nipples bared to censor your nipples.

 

Classy.

Pepe nipples are sacred.

Just now, Kim said:

next a thread for nudes, please

wE CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN

The real people in LoTC can post a photo of their belly

Legally safe for work, but people at work may question you for looking at it

Dad bods are in rn. Get on my level

 



 

I go to the gym as well as run 5 and 10ks. I still have **** tier legs. Here.

I wish I had 3 day college. +1

1 hour ago, Finalhazard said:

 

Crusader Kings 2.

 

OR some other game by Paradox. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

Yeah its CKII

Father John nods in approval as he says to himself 

"The thesis is very well written, better than the writings of many clergy, even if one disagreen wit the well argued points they can appreciate the effort in the writing. I hope His Holliness gets the opportunity to read this"

Alba Street in  Johannesburg you notice a big man step out from little Adunia as he hands you a flyer that is marked up with dirt and a brownish red substance which looks like blood

((I'm starting a boxing league for people to join, we'll fight hopefully once or twice a week, and allow spectators. rply it is underground and will take place in a small back alley in Oren known as Little Adunia))

Just now, Aerial said:

I'm adamant in my belief that we don't need many more undead creatures, much less ones that failed in the past. People will get bored of these like they get bored of Ghouls or Paleknights, because it shuts off so many different avenues of role-play. On another hand I don't care, please add the that they're apart of the Eidola classification, and are an alternative creation that parallels Paleknights.

 

Eidola, Soulful Constructs: 
- Paleknights

- Dread Knights

I can attest they get boring, I tried to add culture to them once by making a Kingdom and trying to gain dominance over other Undeads and have them as vassals, unfortunately I did not have the resources to do that, but if anyone ever does DKs and undead as a whole would be cool as an actual nation.

Always liked the DKs, but as the last known Dread Lord I'd like to make an addition to their lore. They typically get quite rusty unless their Dread Lord orders them to make constant repairs because the Knights themselves don't want to be in the suit, and would not repair themselves unless forced to.

I JUST REALISED WHEN I PLAYED A DREADKNIGHT I WAS SECOND ROW BINGO! 

Just now, Space said:

 

there's 2 ways to do it you ******* piece of **** i hate you so much

 

either 'where does your character lie?' or 'lets walk around lotc and see what we can find'

 

i would lean towards more the second, but if hte first is how people can enjoy themselves, then wtf

 

also when you getting good at overwatch?

 

legend in hearthstone?

 

challenger in lol?

 

mtg?

 

yeah what i thought punk

For the former option I fill out every single box. ;)

Good lad, was good guy for Halflings long time ago. He also fought against shackles papacy so +1.

IC

Name: Volekstav

Race: Human

Service: Priest

Why do you wish to assist the Church?: I am of good strelt lad, and want to make serve of the church

Anything else?:

OOC

Minecraft Name: LatePopeTrudeau

Skype Name: jaden.whocares

A drunken strelt stumbles into the fields very early reeking of vodka "I make of good fun at the party" he throws up a little in a bush before stumbling around

The late High Pontiff Tobias I looks down from the seven skies in sorrow "The pontiff should excommunicate himself, his vows were to not change the traditions of the faith, But it is fine, I just fear humanity may not make it to this restful place under his oppressive rule."

When he was Lore Admin he made it possible for a goblin to stuff unlimited amounts of snowballs into his pants because of a lore loophole.... Why would you not +1 this guy. (Can I get my oil money now or later for my 1?)

Tobias I looks down form the seven skies as his successor is chosen. He nods in neutrality having no angered feelings when he's encompassed by the love of Saints and GOD