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From a website that didn't update it's front page for 7 years to multiple updates fixing the functionality of the site. Good work!

((This is a real halfling family with an entirely IG history stemming back to 3.0. I figured it would be good to have more history tying back to the great Halflings)) The Shortstraws - A Legacy of Law, Religion and Pancakes The Shortstraws are a venerable Halfling family with a deep-rooted heritage spanning multiple centuries. They hold conservative values centered on tradition, family, and moral integrity, guided by their unwavering devotion to Knox, the Pumpkin Lord. Known for their strong sense of community, resistance to change, and respect for elders, the Shortstraws prioritize education, wisdom, and responsible leadership, ensuring the preservation of their legacy and societal influence within the Halfling community. Early History The Shortstraws began as a family grappling with an identity crisis. Their founder, Gary Shortstraw, lived in the vale of Lenfarthing during a time when the small population had to work together for survival. Gary was a versatile member of the community, serving as a farmer, the town drunk, and an occasional helper to one of the Elder's sons who had a peculiar habit of dressing like a rabbit. Gary eventually found a "Goo' enough 'obbit lass" named Daisy, and together they had three children. Tragically, Daisy passed away after giving birth to their third son, Toto. Magic Gary's life took a significant turn when he was appointed deputy of the vale and learned about an abandoned hobbit hole at the top of the mountain protecting the vale in Anthos. Intrigued and eager for adventure, Gary celebrated his new role with ale before embarking on a journey to explore the mysterious hole. Inside, he discovered books on Earth magic left by a great wizard and a member of the Yir'sari. Gary dedicated many years to studying these books, balancing his time between patrolling the village and drinking with his good friend and fellow local drunk, Posco. One night, after a particularly heavy drinking session, Gary stumbled into a hidden door in the hobbit hole, leading to a large underground tower where the wizard once lived. This discovery allowed Gary to deepen his understanding of Earth magic and grow his powers even further. Legacy of Law Among the lasting contributions of the Shortstraw family was the implementation of "th' pancakes law," passed by Toto Shortstraw. This law prohibited halflings from using all the wheat to make excessive amounts of pancakes, aiming to encourage better cooking practices. This law remains a celebrated achievement among the Shortstraws to this day. Notable Shortstraws Gary Shortstraw is remembered as the founder of the Shortstraw family and the Wir'Sorry, a group of magic and druid halflings who apologize for violence caused by large nations. He is also credited as one of the founding fathers of Shogging, a longstanding halfling tradition, and was a two-time Vale-wide Shogging Champion. Gary served as the sheriff of the vale, leaving a significant legacy. Toto Shortstraw Sr., Gary's son, followed in his father's footsteps as a deputy and became known for his notable contribution in passing the "th' pancakes law," earning the title of Protector of Pancakes. He upheld the traditions and laws set forth by his father, ensuring the family's legacy continued. Dondo Shortstraw: Nephew of Toto Shortstraw Jr. and son of Bingo Shortstraw, Dondo served as an Elder in Pendlemere and successfully brought Halflings back to the centralized elder structure the Shortstraws revere so much. Religious Values The Shortstraws hold a unique and spiritually conservative view within Halfling society. They believe that Knox, commonly known as "The Pumpkin Lord," is the one true god, transcending all other deities in the Halfling pantheon. According to the Shortstraws, Knox is a magical being who appears before the Halflings in times of need, resembling a man with a pumpkin for a head. Historically, Halflings have revered him for his guidance and protection, unaware that they were venerating a figure intertwined with darker legends of Lord Knox, a deranged murderer. The Shortstraws believe that the first Halfling was created when Knox carved a pumpkin and blessed it to grow arms and legs. This first Halfling, who bore a pumpkin head, is considered the progenitor of the Halfling race. However, his offspring did not inherit the pumpkin head, symbolizing the transition from their divine origin to mortal existence. According to Shortstraw lore, a second coming of "Knox's Prodigy" will occur in a time of deep need. This prodigy, born to the most virtuous family (Shortstraws, naturally believe it will be them), will unmistakably be identified by having a pumpkin for a head, signifying divine intervention and hope for the Halfling community. Despite the existence of other Gods such as the Squidlord Arugula and Billy Bob, the Potato Lord, the Shortstraws regard these figures as minor entities created by Knox to serve specific purposes. Arugula, known in myths to appear as a giant squid dragging villages into the ocean, is seen by the Shortstraws as a divine agent of Knox, meant to punish those who stray from proper conduct. Billy Bob, believed by many to be the creator of all, is viewed by the Shortstraws as a subordinate figure, tasked with cultivating the races in the divine garden. The Shortstraws emphasize that true devotion should be directed solely to Knox. They hold that the other Gods, while significant, do not wield the same authority or power. In terms of the afterlife, the Shortstraws adhere to the traditional Halfling belief in two ultimate destinations: the Golden Wheatfields and Arugula's Tide. They teach that the faithful who honor Knox will be welcomed into the Golden Wheatfields, a perfect shire surrounded by endless wheatfields where they may live in eternal peace and harmony. Conversely, those who fail to uphold the values and commandments of Knox are condemned to Arugula's Tide, a dark and tumultuous ocean where they will be forever tossed and turned, never finding the stability of the earth again. For the Shortstraws, family and community are of utmost importance, but these values are deeply intertwined with their religious devotion to Knox. Festivals and cultural practices reflect their belief in friendship, goodwill, and the divine order established by their one true god. This spiritual framework has shaped the Shortstraws' legacy, influencing their actions and reinforcing their identity within Halfling society. Conservative Societal Values The Shortstraw family, with its roots extending over multiple centuries, embodies conservative societal values that have been meticulously passed down through generations. These values are deeply intertwined with their religious beliefs and have shaped the family’s identity and traditions, influencing their interactions within the Halfling community and beyond. Heritage and Tradition As one of the oldest family lines among the Halflings, the Shortstraws place immense importance on preserving their heritage and traditions. They maintain a strong connection to their ancestry, honoring the achievements and lessons of their forebears. This respect for tradition manifests in their daily lives, cultural practices, and celebrations, ensuring that the legacy of the Shortstraw name endures. Family and Community Central to the Shortstraws' conservative values is the emphasis on family and community. They believe that the strength of their society lies in the unity and support of its members. Family bonds are nurtured and prioritized, with elders revered for their wisdom and experience. The Shortstraws foster a close-knit community where mutual aid and cooperation are paramount, reflecting their belief in the collective well-being over individual pursuits. Moral Integrity The Shortstraws uphold a strict code of moral integrity, derived from their spiritual devotion to Knox, the Pumpkin Lord. They advocate for honesty, hard work, and humility, expecting each family member to embody these virtues. This moral framework guides their actions and decisions, fostering a reputation for reliability and ethical conduct within the Halfling society. Resistance to Change While the world around them evolves, the Shortstraws remain steadfast in their conservative values, often resisting change that threatens their established way of life. They are cautious about adopting new practices or ideologies, preferring to adhere to time-honored traditions. This resistance to change is not rooted in stubbornness but in a deep-seated belief that their ancestral values have sustained them through centuries and will continue to do so. Education and Wisdom The Shortstraws place a high value on education and the acquisition of wisdom, particularly in areas related to their heritage and religious beliefs. They encourage the younger generations to learn about their history, the teachings of Knox, and the family’s role within the larger Halfling community. This emphasis on education ensures that each new generation is well-versed in the principles that have guided the Shortstraws for centuries. Leadership and Responsibility Being a prominent family, the Shortstraws take on leadership roles within the Halfling community, guided by their conservative values. They view leadership as a responsibility rather than a privilege, committed to serving the community with fairness and justice. Their leadership is characterized by a strong sense of duty, upholding the traditions and laws that have governed their society for generations. It is the dream of Every Shortstraw father to have a son that aspires to be the Mayor or Sheriff. Social Hierarchy The Shortstraws acknowledge a social hierarchy that respects experience and age. Elders are given authority and their decisions are trusted, based on the belief that wisdom comes with age. This hierarchy ensures that the family and community are guided by those with the most knowledge and life experience, reinforcing stability and continuity. Through their unwavering commitment to these conservative values, the Shortstraws have not only preserved their family line but also significantly influenced the societal norms of the Halfling community. Their legacy is a testament to the enduring power of tradition, family, and moral integrity. Physical Appearance The Shortstraws, like most Halflings, are small in stature, typically standing around three feet tall. They are known for their round faces, bright eyes, and rosy cheeks. However, a distinctive characteristic of the Shortstraws is their propensity towards obesity, a trait driven by their love of food and ale combined with a naturally slower metabolism. This fuller figure is often seen as a sign of prosperity and contentment within their community. The Shortstraws take pride in their robust appearances, viewing their plumpness as a reflection of their familial bonds and the rich, indulgent lifestyle they cherish. Despite their larger size, they are quick-witted, embodying the jovial and resilient spirit of the Halfling race. Known living Shortstraws: - Toto Shortstraw Jr. II (The third Toto Shortstraw and direct descendent of Gary Shortstraw) Shortstraws of not much note: - Toto Shortstraw Jr. (Father of Toto Shortstraw Jr. II son of Toto Shortstraw Sr.) - Lilly Shortstraw (Cousin of Toto Sr.) -Bingo Shortstraw (Brother of Toto Shortstraw Jr.) -Gogo Shortstraw ( Someone though combining the G from Gary with the 'o' 'o' of Toto would produce a great halfling. Gogo liked ale, but didn't aspire for much)

If given the opportunity once again would you choose to accept the warmth and love of The Blackwell into your heart?

"May GOD bless you, Acolyte Walter, on your journey to Priesthood. May your knowledge of the Canonist Church be a true reflection of your faith and your dedication to GOD" Said Father James.

"May GOD protect you and bring peace and prosperity to your lands. May this pact be a symbol of unity and understanding between the two nations and may it bring forth a new era of peace and progress. May GOD be with you!" Says Father James as he signs the Lorraine

The Scroll of Spirit is a holy text that was originally delivered to Exalted Owyn in the form of epistles to various nations. It is intended for instructional and devotional use by laypeople, but the translation into the common tongue is not suitable for ecclesiastical use due to its lack of nuance in the original language. The Scroll of Spirit discusses the nature of GOD and contains three main epistles, addressed to the Godwinites, the Jorenites, and the Harrenites. The epistle to the Godwinites focuses on the sin of ascribing partners to GOD and worshiping fallible men. Owyn admonishes the Godwinites to turn away from false gods and seek salvation in the one true GOD, who is the sole and only god. He emphasizes the greatness of GOD's fullness and purity, and stresses that the Lord's glory is not based on mere magnitude but on His perfection and fullness. The epistle to the Jorenites addresses the sin of failing to defend the word of GOD and mixing in the words of lesser beings. Owyn urges the Jorenites to be strict in their prayers, as prayer is a way to strengthen the spirit and the word of GOD is the paramount strategy. He also emphasizes the eternal nature of GOD and the lasting holiness of Horen's word. The epistle to the Harrenites focuses on the sin of worshiping idols and the importance of upholding the covenant with GOD. Owyn reminds the Harrenites of GOD's past miracles and encourages them to turn away from their idolatry and return to the one true GOD. He also stresses the importance of upholding the covenant and the consequences of breaking it. The Epistle to the Elves addresses the sin of dividing the world into what is holy and what is profane, exalting the natural world while denigrating the works of man. Owyn reminds the Elves that there is no holiness in creation but with the Lord and that all things are part of GOD's creation, including the works of man. He stresses that the qualities of GOD are infinite and eternal, and that holiness cannot be divided. Instead, Owyn advises the Elves to find salvation and glory in GOD's grace, rather than in his creations. The Epistle to the Dwarves addresses the sin of dividing the authorities of GOD among many beings and profaning what is holy. Owyn warns the Dwarves that by trading the one true GOD for many false gods, they are opening the door to the Denier, who will bring great iniquity. He reminds them that only with the strength of GOD can they hope to defeat Iblees, and emphasizes the infinite power of GOD, who is able to do all things. The Epistle to the Orcs addresses the sin of violence and the importance of repenting for past wrongdoings. Owyn reminds the Orcs of the punishment of the first brothers for their sin, and advises them to turn away from violence and seek salvation through repentance. He also encourages them to follow the commandments of GOD and to seek peace and reconciliation with their neighbors. Overall, the Scroll of Spirit is a holy text that emphasizes the greatness and singularity of GOD and warns against the sin of worshiping false gods or failing to defend and uphold the word of GOD. Its message is relevant to believers today, as it reminds us of the importance of staying true to our faith and the dangers of straying from it. Signed by, Fr. James of Providentia

I came out of hiding to lend my support to @Drock8989

As you walk through the slums in Vienne you see a jester, he emits a pure confident energy while speaking "Hey, hey you! I know you're living in the slums now... Times are tough, but tough times don't last. Tough people do. Would you like more mina than you can count, and go from barely affording food in the slums to being a slumlord millionaire? "Well... I've got the scheme for you, it's simple. You see these legumes and this snake oil? Well, they have special properties to them. The oil can cure all sorts of ailments and these legumes.... Oh boy don't get me started. I've had a single plant for 5 years and I have so much food I will never pay for beans again." Now, these products are great, but they won't make you rich by consuming them. Go out and SELL them to the fine people of Vienne and beyond for more than you paid. I am giving you a VERY special price, much lower than they are worth so that you can stock up and distribute them to the world. " 5 Mina for Snake Oil 7 mina for Magic Legumes The Jester looks both ways before he speaks in a hushed tone "You seem like a good person I'll let you in on an even better deal... Keep this between me and you, if you refer someone to purchase from me and they mention your name ((DM dairy#0145 with proof of purchase and the IGN of the person who referred you)) I will give you both an extra bottle or some beans for FREE. On top of that, any time your friend buys more you will get 1 mina each time. If you have a group of people who you referred buying my oil or my beans regularly you will make passive mina, growing your wealth more." ((This is to hopefully spark some con man RP in LoTC Stewards pls don't remove))

Im about to sound like a boomer but YES, this, this this this. Also bring back Kingston. That city was pure and just. PS. It's been 7 years since the home page was updated, the last time it was updated we were on this exact same map.

Support the Church for a chance to WIN "dei opus prosperitas" The Metropolitanate of Providentia will be hosting a saint's weekly 50/50 draw in Vienne to raise funds and as an activity for the residents of the city. Tickets will be 10 mina. You may purchase as many as you would like to increase your odds The winner of the 50/50 draw will be publicly announced ((On Sundays)). Half of the prize pool will go to the winner who is drawn, the other half will go to the Church through the Metropolitanate of Providentia. Current Prizepool: 100 Mina Signed by TMR, His Eminence, Fr. James Cardinal Providentia (( OOC Instructions. Listen up, if you do this wrong I may not be able to credit you with a win here so if you wanna win some minas read carefully. Step 1: Purchase a 50/50 ticket for 10 minas from in front of the temple Step 2: Get a piece of paper (You can purchase one for 0.1 mina in the same place you buy the ticket) and do the command /notes sign while holding it Step 3: Place the 50/50 ticket(s) in an open spot in the chest and place the signed note directly to the right of the 50/50 ticket. Ensure there is room to the right to place both the ticket and the signed note You may stack 50/50 tickets to one signed note and each ticket in the stack will count towards an entry Note: I will be removing tickets and notes from the chest periodically, you can track your tickets here after they are removed https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1sRXW9neKmmxXA8o5Ut--jvAkNfUlbujt670hBtmzCYA/edit?usp=sharing

Cardinal James Griffiths Rubs his eyebrow as he reads the page. "Perhaps there should be an acolyte lesson on formatting a thesis. Writing in the center like that in each paragraph makes reading a chore." James squints while he reads as he hums over the page, he begins to form a letter. " Dear Acolyte Cailin, Your thesis is difficult to read, not because of it's content, merely how it was written. Writing from the left side of the page to the right in a format like this is much more appropriate. In terms of your ideals, I'm not entirely sure we would agree, but I cannot discredit your thought process. In faith, Cardinal James Griffiths. "

"dei opus prosperitas" "The Metropolitanate of Providentia is no longer Sede Vacante. Moving forward administrative duties of the Metropolitanate will be handled by Fr. James Cardinal Providentia. Deus Benedicat" This notice from the Metropolitanate of Providentia is a statement of open door policy. The Church is here to serve the people and be a value to the cities and settlements it resides within. All who require assistance are asked to make an appointment with His Eminence through his secretary. All appointments will be addressed as soon as possible. (( Post an RP reply in here and then PM Dairy#0145 on discord to set up a time for In-game RP)) The Metropolitanate is looking specifically for the following: -Investment opportunities to grow diocese wealth and encourage prosperity for virtuous business leaders -Individuals looking to take up the cloth and help spread the word of GOD to the city of Vienne The Metropolitanate is looking for volunteers to sit on the following advisory committees -Economic advisory committee - Canonist community engagement committee -Dark Magic defense advisory committee Signed by TMR, His Eminence, Fr. James Cardinal Providentia

Cardinal James bows his head in prayer after seeing the position made official "GOD give me the strength to serve this Metropolitanate well. May I spread your great word to all people, may I be equipped with the tools to alleviate poverty and improve prosperity. Your gift of bringing me here in this position will not be taken lightly. in nomine patris, amen"

@Lliradmittedly did reply to the other forum post, but it was an absolute BS reply with no substance pretty much saying "It's too hard" when the most egregious part of all of this could be fixed VERY easily. I'm so disappointed in LoTC right now, it's insane how lazy the team truly is.

Just. Fix. The. ******* Grahpic... It's not that hard mate. That's a mark on you and the entire administration. You should be embarrassed that you can't even update a single graphic.

Thank you for posting this. The more info I get on this whole situation the more and more annoyed I am by laziness of people at the top. It's ridiculous and I'm frankly surprised LoTC has made it this far, but think of the growth the server would see if someone actually gave a shit.