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  1. LPT

    A Motsham's Bounty

    Zarug groans at the missive as he goes to meet his elder “Mi kan nub believe deer are urukz amongzt uz whu believe dat diz twiggie ahm agh real zpirit.” “Duh twig tried tu van znagaz and made duh race peep weak” Zarug slashed himself with a knife in the left bicep as he meditates “Jevex agh Krug. Help mi enlighten mi Eldur und Shuw hiym hiz falze zhrine aghm ah dizgrace... Nazark ahm mi bruddah ahn mi eldur but he ahm wrong about diz.”
  2. ((This is the league required contract format for each club when they sign a new player to their roster. If you would like to learn more about The International Klomp League please follow this link. https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/190848-the-international-klomp-league/?tab=comments#comment-1767923 )) Standard TIKL Athlete Contract The following form certifies that (Athlete name) agrees to join (Club name) for (Number of seasons contract is valid for. Max. 3) as a (Starter/Substitute) and will receive (Salary for the season. Minimum 50minas for starters and 25 minas for substitutes) This contract is bound to the athlete for the amount of time specified above as long as the player has NOT been banned from TIKL. Should the club trade this player the contract remains valid as the terms for specified player. The following monetary bonuses may be added to the contract as well if agreed upon by both the club and the athlete: Signing bonuses, performance bonuses (Winning MVP, Getting over an agreed upon downs,etc), or completing the contract before retiring bonuses. President signature I ____________ , President of (CLUB NAME) Agree to and will uphold the terms of this contract Athlete signature I ____________ , Agree to and will uphold the terms of this contract ALL CONTRACTS MUST BE SUBMITTED TO COMMISSIONER, ZARUG’GORKIL FOR APPROVAL ((JadenFromDairy#0145))
  3. Good podcast. I appreciate the lack of echo.
  4. -- TIKL is the newest and most advanced form of entertainment in the realm. A fighting league that pits the greatest combatants from major cities against each other in 3 v 3 practice sword combat. A regular season game consists of a best of 3 series taking place over the time span of one Saints day. Each team will face each other a minimum of two times each season, once in their home arena and once in an away arena ((Games will take place on Saturday + Sunday based on an agreed upon time by both sides. Both teams will play their best of 3 series two days in a row against each other Once at home once away.)) Klomp Club Rules/Joining the league. To join the League a club must pay an initial starter’s fee of 500 minas and another 250 minas for each season after. All clubs must have an arena that can host spectators Clubs must charge an entrance fee of 15 minas per spectator of that 15 minas TIKL will take 5. Clubs can be owned by nations, cities or private citizens. Nations at war with each other must ensure the safety of all athletes including ones from nations they are at war with. Failure to comply with this rule will result in the disbandment of the club and a 10 season ban from all TIKL events. Athletes are to be paid a minimum of 50 minas per season for starters and 25 minas per substitute. Athlete salaries and signing bonuses must be reported to TIKL and must be accurate each season Clubs may sign players to a maximum contract of 3 seasons. If the player retires or is unable to play for reasons other than suspension while the contract is still in place clubs must still pay the salary Clubs may choose to pay their athletes more if they wish Athletes DO NOT have to be from the nation or city the club is based in. Trades between clubs for minas or players are allowed, but must be approved by the commissioner. Contracts for traded players are still valid when they join their new team and must be upheld. A team must have 6 total athletes on their roster (3 Starters and 3 substitutes) If a substitute plays more than three series they must be paid the minimum starter wage Clubs are expected to supply their athletes with regulation practice swords ((MC wooden sword)) Failure for a club to follow any of these rules will result in a club-wide suspension from competition for a minimum of one year. If your club is facing a suspension you must still pay upkeep fees and player salaries to avoid being disbanded. The championship winning club will receive the Klomp Cup in addition to a sum of 1500 minas. (Subject to change based on the success of the league each season) Player conduct rules Cheap shots to the neck or groin ((Popping in MC)) will result in a fine worth 25% of the athlete’s salary and a suspension of 1 series. Use of anything other than a regulated practice sword will result in a loss of the round and a 20 mina fine for repeat offenders Committing a crime while visiting a host city will result in a minimum 700 mina fine and a ban from competition for a minimum of 2 seasons based on the severity of the crime. Starting Athletes must show up to scheduled games unless they are physically unable to. It is also recommended to bring at least one substitute to each game in case of injury. Illegal performance enhancing substance abuse ((Hacking)) will result in a permanent suspension from TIKL Repeat offenders will be given double their previous suspension time TIKL board of directors To be on the board of directors you must have no affiliation with any of the clubs Commissioner - Zarug’Gorkil The Commissioner oversees all day-to-day operations of the league and ensures everything is running smoothly. He is also in charge of keeping track of all player salaries and trades. Director of Acquisitions – NOW HIRING The Director of Acquisitions is in charge of finding new clubs, maintaining relationships with club owners and collecting club fees. The DoA will receive 10% of TIKL profits during their tenure along with 10% of an aquisition they finalize. ((DM me on discord JadenFromDairy#0145 to apply)) Director of Player Safety – NOW HIRING The Director of Player Safety hands out fines to players and clubs who break the rules of the league and ensures all athletes are safe in the time between competing. The DoPS will receive 10% of TIKL profits during their tenure. ((DM me on discord JadenFromDairy#0145 to apply)) Director of communications – TBA The Director of communications has the job of getting fans into the stadium and engaging the fans with live commentary on the game The DoC will receive 10% of TIKL profits during their tenure. ((DM me on discord JadenFromDairy#0145 to apply)) ((THIS POSITION IS FOR SOMEONE WHO WILL STREAM ON TWITCH.)) (( The honor system will be used for people who watch on Twitch. If you tune in to the live stream please send 15 minas to LatePopeTrudeau in MC. I’ll admit there’s no way to really check who’s watching, but just know the entry fees are how the clubs and the league make money, without your entrance fees we wont be able to keep this going so if you find it entertaining and want to keep seeing it please pay.)) The Playoffs At the end of each season the playoffs commence. The #1 Seed gets an automatic Bye into the finals while the other teams battle it out to see who can play them for the Klomp Cup and a prize of 1500 minas. If there is an uneven number of teams competing the last place team in the regular season will not make the playoffs to keep brackets consistent. A playoff bracket can only be a maximum size of 7 total teams (6 teams and the first place seed). In a situation where there is >7 teams only the top 7 will make it into the playoffs.
  5. Mcname: LatePopeTrudeau Rpname: Zabgub’Gorkil Hail from: Krugmar
  6. LPT

    Ct Tavern maybe?

    I love you Nug. Maybe just outside the temple with a rule of no killing but knockout fights could be a fun idea to play with??? i mean yeah, that’s a good point. People should explore more. I would prefer a neutral city in a central location without protection (Similar to Kingston in 3.0, but, like maybe more neutral)
  7. LPT

    The "Zakils"

    The ZaKils About The “Zakils” are a specific bloodline of ‘pure’ Gorkils who can reliably trace their ancestry back to the great Mogroka’Gorkil. The first of the line, born in Anthos, Zabgub’Gorkil was Mogroka’s grandkub. They are a very proud bloodline with strong ties to the Gorkil clan. Each kub is taught the history of the Gorkil clan at a very early age and is expected to uphold the clan’s values to the highest standard as they believe to be the representation of the “perfect Gorkil.” (A clan which they believe to be the representation of a “perfect Orc.”) Values ”Zakils” hold a very specifc set of values very highly, those values being. Purism: A Zakil MUST be green, it is the original and pure colour of a Gorkil and if any Zakil is born in a different colour the father must sacrifice them without telling a soul they even had them as this is a stain of dishonor in the bloodline. Many believe a different colored kub is a sign from Mogroka himself that they must do better in their life. Additionally this bloodline of Orcs will have a slight distain to any Gorkil who is not green. History: As the representation of the perfect Gorkil each Zakil must learn the history of Gorkil and must be willing to teach it to both their offspring AND other clan members that are not in the direct bloodline of Mogroka. Strategy and political power: Zakils are expected to take on the duty of administration within the Uzg, they are not power hungry, but as the representative of the perfect Orc it is their job to influence the Uzg as much as they can. Names: ’Zakils’ are called Zakils because of their first name. Every Orc of Mogroka’s direct line MUST start with the letter Z before anything else. The closer the name sounds like Zabgub the higher the expectations are for that kub. It is highly recommended for fathers to not name their kub after Zabgub unless they have had a vision that the kub will turn out to be a great leader. Gorkil over everyone: Any Zakil must remain a Gorkil for life, they must upkeep the clan values. Should a “Zakil” leave Gorkil for any reason they should be called by a human name and killed on sight. Notable Zakils: Zabgub’Gorkil: Two Time Targoth, Three time Wargoth, Kheshig, Died in battle as an Elder. Zabgub was the first Orc in the bloodline to have a name that started with a ‘z’ he was also the longest living Zakil and is what every offspring is expected to mirror. He was a loud, proud and drug addicted Gorkil who was deeply zealous. Zagruck’Gorkil Targoth, Wargoth, Died in an honor klomp. Zagruck took the pride a little too far and it got him killed, regardless Zagruck influenced the nation in a time where the Orcs prospered and is remembered fondly among the bloodline. Known, living Zakils: Zakils love to mate, they see reproducing as the number one way to keep the bloodline strong and as such have had many kubs. It is common for Zakils to go off for years of meditation so they know best how to serve the Uzg when they return, as such sometimes there are few Zakils in the Uzg at a time: Zarug’Gorkil ((If you would like to play a ‘Zakil’ PM me and I will try and find a way to fit you in.))
  8. Zabgub looked up at the sky, atop the Orcish federation walls as multiple human troops run past him. Secluded, by himself, not an Orc brother near him. He had been ambushed, by multiple humans on his tactical retreat. Zabgub had seen better days, but like all great things he had to come to an end. Like any good Orc should, his end was bloody for he had picked off some humans trying to scale the wall, others and even got a few hits in on the group who had finally ended his life. Now all Zabgub could do is lay down as humans rush by him one by one, bleeding out as he would meditate. Zabgub had accepted his death, he could almost feel it coming as the day of battle drew closer. He had no regrets, he lived an honorable life and fulfilled many positions of influence throughout his 358 long years of life. On his person upon death, there was a small note titled. “Will” It had the following statements ”Mi gib ull mi Kuban cigarz tu duh leadur ob Raguk. Mi rivalz whu kept mi ztrong, zome tik mi friendz, buzinezz partnurz. Zmoke agh phat azh fur mi.” “Duh rezt ob mi ztuff guz tu Gorkil” ((Rushed post for a kinda shitty ending to my character. I wish I could’ve fought instead of dying to lag, but at least my death can be from a siege : ‘ – ). This is the death of a Character I’ve had for nearly 6 years. It has by far my longest playing time and it’s a bit sad to see it go, but it is time. Shoutout to Bog, Elite, Wud, Tortuga and Pond for being the realist homies))
  9. I miss the quality server killing me because I got stuck from lag. High quality.


  10. LPT

    Enuf iz enuf

    Zabgub’Gorkil stands on a platform in the main square of the Uzg, he pipes up shouting with the anger of an Orc who is clearly getting too old for this ****. “Enuf iz enuf... Mi aghm tiyurd ob duh Ragukz lak ob taktikul prowezz when dey lead. Evereh tik agh Raguk leadur komez iyn the zame skah happunz. Det ged iyntu warz dey were nub prepared fur, dey nub mayke zure dere alliez ur hunurabul. Dey lead uz iyn tu zlaughtur und mayke uz luuk weak.” The Orc clears his throat as he shouts louder. LEYDLUK’RAGUK Az azh ob duh uldezt, und mozt dekkorated urukz aliyve, mi challenge lat tu hunur klomp tu duh flat. Iyf krug wantz duh urukz tu kontinue ohn diz zelf deztruktive pazt, ztrike mi flat iyn duh arena! Iyf he wizhez we akt iyn agh taktikal whey tu gain permaneyn uruk dominance flat lat iyn duh pit... Turn mi down, ahn ancient uruk, latz nayme wiyll gu duwn az duh koward leadur.”
  11. Father Oliver frowns upon hearing the news, he makes a sign of the Lorraine inside the Cathedral of St. Amyas. “A great man has passed on to the heavens today. This chapel should host a funeral of the highest honor for him.”
  12. Far too often people fall victim to the idea of being a mage of the dark arts. The thrills of being able to raise one from the dead or parade their puppets of flesh around our world seem to be too much for the weak of spirit, and as such good men and women have sent their eternal souls to the depths of Iblees’ bedchamber. If you feel lustful towards these arts you must confess and repent for your sins immediately because no mortal power on earth is worth the uncountable amount of time you will be damned for. What are the dark arts? The dark arts are any form of magic that comes directly from iblees himself, they have been forged to look like this amazing and beautiful thing to trick the curious minds of the races. They are the modern-day version of the curses given to Horen, Malin, Krug, and Urguan, but instead, the blessings are temporary and the curse is eternal. Dark arts can be seen in the form of Necromancy, Soul puppetry, Blood magic, witchcraft, and much more. Once you learn a dark art your soul is forever tainted so you must strive to avoid the dark path. What do you do if you cross paths with a practitioner of the dark arts? The very first thing you MUST do is let your local clergy member know, do not engage any further contact and ensure to warn nearby others so they may avoid the path of darkness, the proper authorities will ensure the world is rid of the practitioner. If you felt any sort of sway to practice the dark arts you must IMEDIATELY find a local clergy member and confess your sins to him, you cannot wait until you desire becomes a need for at that point it is nearly too late. Finally you must pray for the souls that come in contact with the practitioner of the dark art so that they may have the iron will you did to resist their evil ways. How do you avoid them? The best way to avoid any evil is to stay away from dark forested areas where Iblees’ servants hide in cowardice fear from the mighty Canonists. Stay in your home city most often, it is safe there, and if you must travel travel with three or more men so that you may fight and defend your women and children if necessary. Be sure to hold your Lorraine cross with you for the practitioners fear our mighty cross! simply reading this work is not enough to protect yourself, you must pray daily, and keep your soul pure for a pure soul is impossible to target regardless of that these people say GOD is more mighty and GOD will guide you if you just let him. If you live a most pious life you will dine in the feast halls of the high skies and the servers of iblees will starve for eternity in hell. In Faith, Oliver Whitewell, Acolyte of the faith.
  13. Kaelan

    Alright bud. I demand that you remove the leaf images. disgusting 

    1. Knox


      I concur.

    2. LPT


      I refuse. 

    3. Kaelan


      Come on dude! Children play here! They don’t need to see this!

  14. LPT

    Swamp Rules

    I think the fact that you need an MC item to represent a mask is a little ridiculous tbh. It’s not a huge deal and it discourages people putting masks on their skin for added effect because there’s no incentive.
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