Whiplash

My opinion on the matter, like it or not, is so:

You shouldn't be able to get on in the dead hours of the night (At least on the Eastern Seaboard of the United States,) and immediately pull a region under someone's feet. The whole @Babadooks fiasco was one thing, he should've logged off, but it's obvious that what happened was a region snipe. You can't just get a region in minutes after PMing a GM "oh hey we took the region can you remove the other guy from perms". It's a blantant breaking of the rules. That's all I'm going to say on the matter.

Viktor Clarke sits alone, against a wall within the keep of Ostwick, preparing for the coming storm with a frown. "When will this be over?"

Combine, why are you like this? I'm not joking around, your parents should actually take a look at your mental health. That's not a knife. Get it right next time.

Upon reading the declaration, Viktor Clarke rises from his seat in his home.  "While their cause is strangely satisfying, they strike upon my home, and they shall not be allowed to do so." he says, as he begins to polish his dusty old armor.

((In character information))

Name: Viktor Clarke

Race and Age: Human (31)

School of Arcane known(Magics Known): N/A

Why do you wish to join the Enchantry?: I wish to join the Enchantry to gain knowledge in new and foreign fields, and to gain a more complex understanding of the Arcane.

Do you understand and accept the Enchanters Codex?: Aye, very much.

((Out of Character Information))

MC Name: Whipsmash

MA/SA's for listed magics: N/A

Viktor Clarke hears of the news in Johannesburg. "Ave Lorraine." He says, walking off to continue his work.

Have fun away from Mineman. It changes you, man.

December 1993, Colombia.

We edged closer and closer to the big bust. We were on the tail of the Narco known as Spod Escobar. My partner, @hexmarzku, had left me behind to hunt the cartels in Mexico. Spod was one of the richest men I've ever seen, being able to build his own prison that he could be detained in. Spod Escobar was very much into the sale and production of Narcotics, such as Cocaine. Hopefully Hexe fares well, as the Cartels are some of the most sick men in South America. We continued to hunt him until the big day, where police officers shot Spod Escobar with a bullet, with a special inscription. What does it say? "Spod's ET Actor App 2: Electric Boogaloo.

+1

From the evidence I've seen, I need to -1 this, as your overall attitude around Staff members, your immature, irresponsible behavior, and your unkind demeanor really screams that you aren't currently ready for a staff position. 

Unfunny meme posts on the forums.

Venice Beach, 1984

My work has brought me here, and I don't know why. We've been tracking down these people, these strange, strange people. It's been months since I've seen my wife. All I have to keep me sane are VHS tapes of films such as Alien and Vertigo. This investigation has gone too far, even driving my colleague and partner to his death. I dragged him into this, and now I pay the price. The job as a detective is hard. The only lead I have left is this strange tape I found in the basement of an abandoned home. On the label, there's writing in black Sharpie. "Ban Report on Venomoo". Upon examination, I realized what I was chasing. I was chasing a cold case involving someone meme-BRing someone. I don't believe I'm worthy to see my wife and kids again, after leaving them to chase this worthless lead. This is what meme BRs have done to me.

I walk into a bar. Gus is there. He orders a martini, apple-flavored. I approach him. "Gus, the **** are you drinking?" I say, looking at his strange apple-flavored concoction. "It's an apple-tini!" He slurs, the apple-tini obviously being his tenth. "Gus, are you gearing up for a new application? Last time you applied, you didn't drink your prissy hipster drinks, and look where it got you, GM!" I say, concerned for the readers of his newest application. He proceeds to punch me in the face, and submits his FM app. God help us all.

+1

Pretty cool! I support!

Just now, Spodumpster said:

 

you little *****
i was about to whip out the duel disk

 

Go Go Duel Disk Power!

Jesus Christ, Thomas.

Tahmas is a good man, and harassing him is not the solution.

Application's kinda weak, but the builds are pretty sick, so I'll +1!

What's your favorite part about being in Denmark?

Just now, Moochael said:

 

Has my thomas4admin propaganda swayed the admin team?!?!?

 

PROPAGANDA POWER! ! ! ! !! !! !!!

Tahmas is Admin? Sure.

Name (And Username): Viktor Clarke. (Whipmas)

Position Applying For: Accountant/Barista

Previous Experience: I have two days of Tavern running experience

Where do you see yourself in five years?: Dead.

(Skype Name): you got it baby

9 minutes ago, Vege said:

 

clive the junior doctor prepares his sickle 

 

God help us all.

Stop four words posts.

"Join the Literature Class, friends!" Viktor says, snapping his fingers into finger pointers!

Joseph Haverford ponders the tenets of Sanoism after the speech. "This could make some serious change." he says, beginning to seek out Bell to help in advancing his ideology.