NotEvilAtAll

Halflings have 1.62% server activity. We’re half a nation at this point.

Read all about it! Fresh news off the press!

Nay OOC drama allowed in this good server!

Next i’ma do builds on the MAIN SERVER ‘cause Knox knows halflings could do with some more things to their own right now.

Join the halflings on their crusade for peace and pumpkins!

Main server down so sadly I couldn’t do anything on there for my Daily Halfling Build.

Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand.

R.I.P Dunshire Harvest Festival. You were fun for the hour and a half you existed during.

unlike those Curonians this newspaper contains nuffin’ but the real FACTS that you need to know!

I did not make this, but I'm putting it here as a ****** advertisement regardless.

Big ol’ River Festival brought to you by the Halflings of Brandybrook!

 Please bring back the Halfling Sub-Forum, or at least a Sub-Forum for the village of Brandybrook. I want to be able to put my Halfling RP Threads somewhere!

Please sign up for the Brandybrook Shogging Tournament! Let’s make this party a great one fellas!

Absolutely epic screenshots from the event we held in Brandybrook today. It was quite the blast indeed!

Petrus Frondor sure knows how to plant a field...

This lovely Shogging Tournament is going to occur inside of Brandybrook TODAY at 3 PM EST! Be there if you can! While it is preferable that you sign up before taking part, everyone is welcome regardless of whether or not they signed up to play!

THE HARVEST HAS COME

inb4 Bruce Willakers comes to smite us all dead

Looks like we’re doing a festival!

just make the next map a copy of Ireland tbh.

Press F to pay respects

Make an Applefoot halfling today! We’ll provide the skin for free, and you get to live in the coolest halfling burrow of all time!

What a lovely feast we just had here in Brandybrook!

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Halfling Playerbase in lotc. The roleplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Petyr's guides most of the emotes will go over a typical lotc'ers head. There's also Lee's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Tolkien literature, for instance. The halflings understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this roleplay, to realize that they're not just memes- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike halflings truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in jumperhand3's existencial catchphrase "There's 5 halflings in the village where dat activity check at?" which itself is a cryptic reference to The Book of Lost Tales written by J.R.R tolkein himself. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated bigguns scratching their heads in confusion as Petyr's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What silly bigguns... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a halfling pipe. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the female halflings' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 chef levels of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.