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Secrets must be revealed OOC Disclaimer: All letters from now is solely information shared between Gremlik and Grommash The Rex of the Urukhim would receive a letter stamped with a gear and pliers. The letter would adress Rex Grommash with the following. "Rex Grommash, Gol'goz Kabal were impressed by the Horde and its accomplishments. They liked Gobtown as well but the climate was way to foreign for them being dwellers of the far north the humidity and the heat was hard for them to adapt to. They also understood that the deserts are holy and sacred for the children of Krug. The macanations and schemes that the Gol'goz Kabal have little regard for nature as they see enrichment of wealth and power as the ultimate goal no matter means my Rex. I must tell you Rex that Gibz the Shas struck a deal with the King of the Weefolk that the Gol'ga'zob may settle an abandoned ruin within the halfling realm. I'm your eyes and ears. My loss of speech is both a blessing and curse, I can no longer speak the tongue of Krug but my secrets can not be revealed. I shall be your eyes and go unseen." Gremlik Snukerslung, Seeker of secrets of the Gol'goz Kabal
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The return of snake tongue The Rex of the Urukhim would receive a letter stamped with a gear and pliers. The letter would adress Rex Grommash with the following. "Rex Grommash, you have not heard or seen me for a couple years but I Gremlik Snukerslung am alive and well. I ventured north into the mountains as my ambition took me to the cold north. I must say I found something very peculiar, I found a colony of goblins in the north who have long been lost, their blah is not what you and I speak. I was taken in and acustomed to their culture. I convinced them to go south with me but doing so we met a horrible beast that has forever disfigured me. The Gol'ga'zob restored me back to health but my voice has been taken from me as the procedure involved fusing my jaw with metal. Due to my sacrifice they made me a full member of the Gol'goz kabal. You can rest easy knowing that the lost kin from Gol'gia are safe under my protection." Gremlik Snukerslung, Seeker of secrets of the Gol'goz Kabal
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Bruddahz Room - Drayk Intru (Da Zkah Twigie) Karin'ayla? Ti, I just roamed in Ti, I'm ayla, nae still working? This ker, right now? Did I go out? Ti, I went out, I went I went to a couple of taverns I never ciw, shit Wine or water? Did you say something about a cold drink? I don't know I'm delirious Verz Azh Kupz of da mawzy Breederz in mi old burd Mi zhud blah azh agh go blarg Mi been in dis klub tu long The breedah dat mi wud zkah Iz hozh wid azh albai But mi bi drinkin bub’much Dat mi blah ‘er eniway agh blah Koruz Zkah dat breedah dat lat lub zo bad Mi knub lat ztill tink ‘bout da tymez wi ‘ad Mi blah zkah dat breedah dat lat tink lat found Agh zins lat blah bak, mi kno ‘e’z nub arownd, nub, nub Pozt - Koruz Iz latz azleep ryght nuw? Mi blah lat cud dew bettur Blah mi, hab lat ‘erd dat leytli? Mi blah lat cud dew bettur Agh mi ztart ‘eytin’ onlee if lat meyk mi Verz Dub Uh, kupz of da krugamine All mi bruddahz been ‘ere Mi peep all of ziztahz ‘ere Mi tink zhe nub hab da tyme to kik it nub moor Klompz in da mornin’ Wub lat dewin’ datz zo important? Mi bi drinkin’ bub’muzh Dat mi blah ‘er eniway agh blah Koruz Zkah dat breedah dat lat lub zo bad Mi knub lat ztill tink ‘bout da tymez wi ‘ad Mi blah zkal dat breedah dat lat tink lat found Agh zins lat blah bak, mi kno ‘e’z nub arownd, nub, nub Pozt - Koruz (Iz latz azleep ryght nuw?) Mi blah lat cud dew bettur Blah mi, hab lat ‘erd dat leytli? Mi blah lat cud dew bettur Agh mi ztart ‘eytin’ onlee if lat meyk mi Verz Gakh Mi tink mi addikted tu zkah latz momo Agh zkah latz ziztah mi onze ‘ad Mi nub tink mi konzuiz uf meykin’ nubdedz Owt da breedahz mi zponzor til it all goez nub’hozh But, zkah, iz all hozh Wi meyd azh par-ti, yub, we meyd azh par-ti, Pinkiehz keym ovur, yub, we meyd azh par-ti Mi wuz juzt blahin’ kuz dey were juzt leavin’ Blah tu mi, pliz, nuh hab much tu beliv in Mi need lat ryght nuw, latz down tu lizten tu mi? Tu meni krugamine hab been giben tu mi Mi gu zom breedahz datz livin’ uf mi Peyd fur latz fliytz agh ‘otelz, mi azeymd Bet lat kno’ dem, mi nub blah nub neymz. Aftur agh wyle, dey all zeem da zeym Mi zkah latz momo diz week, mi egzpleyn Hab agh nub’hozh tyme, adjuztin’ tu feym Krugamine in dere mikst up Mi been blahin’ kreyzi, mi glad dat lat pikt up Hozh dat lat zteyd on Mi need zomeazh to put diz weyt on Zkah, mi zorri… Pozt - Koruz (Iz latz azleep ryght nuw?) Mi blah lat cud dew bettur Blah me, hab lat ‘erd dat leytli? Mi blah lat cud dew bettur Agh mi ztart ‘eytin’ onlee if lat meyk mi Interlood Latz nub komin’? Mi guez mi juzt ztay ‘here den. Outro Juzt zkah latz momo ‘er ziztah blah “Latz urukz kreyzi”, mi ‘op nub azh ‘erd dat. Yub, mi ‘op nub azh ‘erd dat. Kuz if dey did, mi gon’ bi in zum trubl, yub If dey did, mi gon’ bi in zum trubl, Nub Futnot Lat flat Drayk'z uruk hart, lat hab hozh fun wid latz nub'ztrong twigie, mil will klomp 'im latur. Mi in mi feelingz...zkah latz momo twigie.
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Maw'z Plan Drayk Intro Dat dey wizhin' agh wizhin' agh wizhin' agh wizhin' Dey wizhin' un mi Yub.. Verz Azh Mi bi muvin' hozh, nub ztart nub trubl wid me Dry tu kip it pizful iz agh ztrugl fur mi Du nub pull ad h'azh ey am tu kuble wid mi Lat knub 'uw mi lyke it w'en lat lubbin' un mi Mi nub wun' tu ded fur dem tu miz mi Yub, mi zee da tings dat latz wiz'in um mi Mi ahm gut zom bruddahz dat oudliv mi Dey gun blah da ztori, zkah wuz difurent wid me Koruz Maw'z Plan, Maw'z Plan Mi klomp lyht zumtimez mi nub, yub Mi feel hozh, zumtimez mi nub, mi nub Mi zkah latz momo un Krugmar Road, yub zkah Mi will flat azh O-R-C, yub, wayt Mi go klomp un Petra P, yub, wae Mi mayk zuur mi bruddahz eat Agn ztill… Pozt-Koruz Nub'hozh tings Iz bub'nub'hozh tings Dat dey wizhin' agh wizhin' agh wizhin' agh wizhin' Dey wizhin' un mi Nub'hozh tings Iz bub'nub'hozh tings Dat dey wizhin' agh wizhin' agh wizhin' agh wizhin' Dey wizhin' un mi Yub, BRUDDAHZ! Verz Dub Zhe blah 'Do lat lub mi?' Mi blah her 'Onlee partli' Mi onlee lub mi bed an' mi momo mi zori H’ty dub, mi even gut it datted un mi H'gakhty azh, latz bring da krazherz tu da partee Agh lat kno' mi Turn da 1-3 in tu da 4-3, dawg Wid out mi bruddahz der wud mi nub mi 'mahin' ef mi nevur ate da twiggiez Koruz Maw'z Plan, Maw'z Plan Mi nub kan du diz un mi own, nub wae Zum twig peepin' diz zkah kloze, yub, kloze Mi bin mi zinz Blargy Road, yub, road Mi will flat azh O-R-C, yub, wayt Mi go klomp un Petra P, yub, wae Mi mayk zuur mi bruddahz eat Agn ztill… Pozt-Koruz Nub'hozh tings Iz bub'nub'hozh tings Dat dey wizhin' agh wizhin' agh wizhin' agh wizhin' Dey wizhin' un mi Nub'hozh tings Iz bub'nub'hozh tings Dat dey wizhin' agh wizhin' agh wizhin' agh wizhin' Dey wizhin' un mi... YUB!
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[!] The missive is posted upon the noticeboard of San’Briu, with spare copies freely available in the Library of Barbog. Dense sheets of pressed papyrus lock vivid and aromatic floral inks into blocks of large and formidable common script. [!] Rulings of the Horde - 139 D.A. With Kor’garr’s return to writing after a long period of imbalanced humours agh soul-seeking, recent declarations must be made public as the duties of Skriptgoth demand. Ash: On Housing agh Rohauric The Horde has decided with the vassal of Rohauric’s loyalty they will claim authority over constructing a coastal port settlement upon Horde Lands, to gather greater amounts of tribute and coin from exports of Orc Kulture. The Yazgurtan agh Motsham will oversee this process to ensure the movement between settlements isn’t the cause of a displeased spirit or otherwise zkah’d up by nub-uruk foolishness. Their weekly Tribute will become 10 minas for small blargs, 20 for medium, agh 30 for bub’hozh buildings. Also, let all be reminded that lessers must reside in Kinul’s sewers, and not be given Blargs meant for Honorable Orcs. Dub: Potential Whitewashing As of this Kaktuz Day, the Motsham agh protector of our culture Gormohk has commanded an investigation into the Talar’norian citizen agh nub-uruk raised goblin called Vilmia Parish. The goblin, who has refused previous chances to seek understanding of Krug’s blessings or solace amongst her kin, instead clings to the institutions of Nub-uruk orphanages and the trickeries of Albai voidusers. If one Kaktuz Week passes without further notice of her rising the honorable path of Krug, she agh her kin will be DECLARED WHITEWASH, an affront to our very blood agh people to be torn apart on sight. Gahk: On Ashtkaar Several concerns have been raised on the legitimacy of clans and Ashtkaar, to which Kor’garr will alleviate such confusion. A Clan seeking authority in the ROTHOB MAZAUK must have honorable standing agh no fewer than 3 clan members alongside them RESIDING IN TAXED HOUSING OF SAN’BRIU to obtain or retain Ashtkaar. Failing to meet those numbers, failing to regularly pay Tribute to the Horde for blargs whether in a taxed clan hall or not, or failing to regularly attend Klamors and otherwise contribute to Krug’s people are all recognized causes for the Ashtkaar agh council positions to be stripped. Said decision will be made in a Klamor, as usual. Similarly, those on the ROTHOB GOTHIM must attend their responsibilities agh reside in official blargs of the Horde, or be challenged for their position. Futh: An Honorary Joins, Another’s Path Begins Let it be known to the Spirits agh all our brethren that the former halfling known now as Minto’Lur of clan Lur has risen past weakness or dishonor, becoming a true Orc and brother in mind, body, agh soul. He stands above lessers alongside us, and his actions from this day forward will be judged as those of kin. The pathwalker known as Siriky Yamashita is also beginning the arduous trial of claiming Honorary status. Test them, teach them, punish them if needed, but know they are claimed by the Horde. Do nub demand tribute in excess, nor mutilate or flat them recklessly, as doing so would be like maiming an unaware cub. H’: On Tribute agh Lessers For too long have lessers been given accolades agh privilege above their station. Those who are nub vassals of the Horde or true Honoraries are expected to give tribute when visiting our lands. This is nub robbery - while any orc can demand such Tribute as one higher than the lesser descendants, to seek unreasonable amounts or confront a foreigner multiple times over a single visit would spit upon Krug’s honor agh make us no better than the greediest of dwarves. In addition, do not let nub-uruks sully the blessed Blah with their untusked, weak jaws, or indulge in their fantasies of superiority agh ‘civilized manners’. They are meek and feeble, agh should act accordingly within the lands of their betters - our lands. May all know these decisions to be the true statements of the Iron Horde, as recorded by the Skriptgoth in year Azh’kint Gakhty’H’futh of the Dubth Age. (CXXXIX D.A.) One Voice, One Blood, One Horde Kor’garr, Skriptgoth of the Iron Horde
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