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The Milkman Is Dead! To the people of Milkland and beyond, It is with a heavy heart that I announce the passing of my father, Milkman, who died peacefully in his sleep last night. He was not only a great king, but also a great man. He was a cherished father, a loyal husband, and a hero to many. He will be remembered for his kindness, his courage, and his love of milk. Milkman was born in a small town, where he discovered his passion for delivering milk to the people. He always had a smile on his face and a bottle of milk in his hand. He was known for his generosity, his honesty, and his sense of humor. He made everyone feel welcome and appreciated. Milkman had many adventures in his life, from fighting evil villains to saving the world from a milk shortage. He always used his powers for good, and never gave up on his dreams. He inspired countless people with his bravery, his optimism, and his dedication. Milkman is survived by his faithful dog, Milkshake and me. He also leaves behind many friends and fans who will miss him dearly. He was a legend in his own time, and a legend in our hearts. As the Heir of Milkland, I vow to continue my father's legacy and uphold his values by giving myself a name Durner Von Milkman and wearing my fathers robes. I also want to announce that I will give equal rights and opportunities to the elves and mages who live in Aevos, as long as they respect our laws and traditions and do not practice any heretical magic. I believe that this is what my father would have wanted, as he always advocated for peace and harmony among all races. I ask that you respect the privacy of the family during this difficult time. A memorial service will be held next week to honor Milkman's life and legacy. Rest in peace, Milkman. You will never be forgotten.
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The Crusade of the Great Milkman To my brave and loyal soldiers of Milkland, I, the great milkman, your king and commander, hereby announce my plan for a crusade against the elf heretics, as follows: We will march to Nor'Asath , the land of our enemies, and we will conquer it in the name of milk. We will destroy their temples, their palaces, and their forests. We will take their gold, their jewels, and their cows. We will make them pay for their crimes against us and our cows. We will fight with milk as our weapon, as we have always done. We will use our bottles, our buckets, and our hoses to spray them with milk. We will blind them with our cream, we will choke them with our cheese, and we will drown them with our yogurt. We will show them no mercy, no pity, no compassion. They are not worthy of any of these. They are the enemies of milk, and therefore the enemies of Milkland. They are the ones who started this war, and they are the ones who must end it. We will not stop until we have achieved our victory. We will not rest until we have avenged our losses. We will not give up until we have found our families. These are my plans for you, my brave and loyal soldiers of Milkland. I ask you to trust me and follow me in this crusade. Together, we can make Milkland a glorious and powerful kingdom, where everyone can enjoy the blessings of milk. Your king and commander, The great milkman
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The Promise of the Great Milkman To my beloved people of Milkland, I, the great milkman, your humble and faithful king, hereby declare my solemn promise to you, as follows: I promise to uphold the principle of equality among all people of Milkland, regardless of their race, gender or social status. No one shall be discriminated against or oppressed by anyone in my kingdom. I promise to provide every person of Milkland with a loaf of bread every day, as a sign of my care and generosity. No one shall go hungry or thirsty in my kingdom. I promise to assign every person of Milkland with a work that suits their talents and interests, as a way of fostering their growth and happiness. No one shall be idle or unhappy in my kingdom. I promise to protect every person of Milkland from any harm or danger, as a duty of my love and loyalty. No one shall be afraid or insecure in my kingdom. These are my promises to you, my dear people of Milkland. I ask you to trust me and support me in fulfilling them. Together, we can make Milkland a prosperous and peaceful kingdom, where everyone can enjoy the blessings of milk. Your king, The great milkman
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I love the Milk With cocoa, I love the Milk when it's good, I love the Milk With cocoa, I love the Milk, I love the Milk. In step, comrades, in step, comrades, In step, in step, in step, In step, comrades, in step, comrades, In step, in step, in step. Just one Milk with cocoa, Just one cup of milk turns us into lions, Just one MIlk with cocoa, Just one cup of milk turns us into lions. No Milk for the Elves, No Milk for those dogs, No Milk for the Elves, No MIlk, no Milk. Love the Milk With cocoa, Love the Milk, it's so tasty, Love the the Milk With cocoa Love the Milk, we love an Glass of Milk.
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There are 12 crusader virtues that every crusader of milkman should follow and those are the mentioned 12 virtues: 1 Temperacy 2 Chasteness 3 Beliving in the words of Creator 4 helping people in need 5 Not killing without a reason 6 Accepting anyone regartless of their race 7 Beaing Just 8 Fighting for the Good of Canonists 9 Not fearing death 10 Grace and mercy 11 Defending the freedom 12 WE are born to be WARRIORS!!!
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Saddle therefore bridle therefore beautiful mounts True knights fall off all adornment Arm yourself, drape yourself with your Faith Proud Canonists the Creator sends you Our children exalt with joy Forehead of love and singing without fear Of our souls they will defend The Aevos With their heart The ramparts of a holy family Hearth, heat that does not waver The strong enclosures of the dynasties Offering tutelage to all his friends The bland flower is courtesy The Blooms of Hanseti-Ruska has recovered King Milkman, in the shade of the oak Shine for this promised land
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Brothers and Sisters Ive saw a vision From the creator himself (yes i am a canonist) He said that the elves need to be converted so i decited to make a crusade against them! Those pesky infidels dont want to convert to our religion so ive decited that they should be converted by force! We need a lot of people to Make the crusade succesfull so ive decited to spread my word that you the reader are now reading to all of the canonists over the world! The partecipents of the crusade will be rewarded with land under the vassalisage of the King of the crusader state, And that King will Be Me. Lets make Aevos Great again! -
This is a serious post!!!! So here im making an application for the army of milkman. Who is milkman? you may ask. in short hes the fallen druid and a dwarf who wants to kill all of the elves and mages on the continent beacuse he was betrayed by them when he was lied to about "lactomancy"and wasted all of his live for it the idea is simple the army will try to assasinate the king of Hanseti-Ruska for the place of the Milkman to make a great army for killing all of the elves and mages. The elves and mages are the essence of evil and they are responible for the death of many so The Great Milkman Will kill them for the properity and the good of the Society! All of the people who will join me will get high ranked jobs in the new Milko-Hansa-Ruska kingdom like generals or Royals in the Palace. Lets make Aevos Great again! If you want to join Message me
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THIS IS A SERIOUS POST!!! So First. The people that are joking about my name will be also exterminated if they will not apologize and be loyal to the army of the Milko-Hanseti-Ruska Empire that will form. I will make some things more clear for the Milkman Loyalists and thats some of them: 1 The Place of meeting will be in the desert near krugmar. 2 There shouldnt be a lot of killing during the assasination of the King Of Hanseti-Ruska if it isnt needed. 3 The Country will be secular so if you belive any god you will be fine. 4 The elves and mages who will be loyal to the Country will be saved but they will used as a "Forced Soldiers". 5 The People can also become "The Recruiters" who will spread the word about the army of milkman If any Ruler of an Kingdom/Other Countries Wants to support the Milkmans army Message me At the Later hours The Power will go to My right hand Why Should i attack Hanseti-Ruska and not any other Country? You may ask yourself And the anwser is easy: Beacuse When i We to exterminate elves we need a power for it And the Best option for getting that power will be Hanseti-Ruska. When i will die The power of the country will be taken by The AbraxasReaper and There will be a Statue of me with my Grave at the legs of my statue (The satatue will be in capital) When i will take power In the 3 days People who want to emmigrate can do so! Lets make Aevos Great Again!
