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Somewhere a figure observes her collection of newspapers or the words of criers.
"The city is destroyed! 10,000 undeath have taken it over!"
"A dragon has devoured all the cattle!"
"There is a portal to hell in my garden!"
"The Empire is in imminent civil war!"
"A huge Crusade is occuring!"
A look outside of the premises, everything is normal and the usual nothingburger, accompanied by the sound of crickets
"Are they feeding me the right news?"
Finally then, a tinfoil hat was placed firmly over the head
