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I just laughed my ass off.

I kind of just thought they meant "beauty" when they said "uglyness" competition, just for shits and giggles. XD

Okee, I unno what "Shaman school" yu talkin' bout, but I not part of it.

What's with all da wood 'n planks? We ORKZ, not TWIGGIES! We use da good stuff like stone an' sandstone! What's with da pretty wool 'n wood!?

...See, DIS is why we eat 'alflings.

Nemo reference FTW. But seriously, are halflings food or not? I mean, I've seen a few orcs say they're friends with halflings (which really confuses me), yet most orcs consider them food. WHICH IS IT?

She won the ugliness competition, remember? XD IC, I guess there'd be reason.

Also, really, Nel'thok? I've been training dem using the old ways.

Edited.

Truly, my favorite staff is a wood of Black Walnut for my elementals and spirits, with an iron top and a citrine tip. Quite a nice combination.

SHAMANISM! The unique brand of magic cited to the Orc culture. A great trade, with the powers of the spirits and elements at your control. The shamans are dieing out, and... KRUGMAR NEEDS YOU! *Insert Orc version of Uncle Sam here.* Recently, the shamans have been dieing out, and there are a total of 3 left. We need more orcish shamans to help keep the power of the spirits alive, and to not let this amazing culture fade. Speak to a shaman to learn more and possibly become an apprentice to learn Shamanism, and spread the knowledge of the spirits and elements. Current high-ranked shamans: High Shaman Krink'Gorkil (inactive) Elder Shaman Nel'thok (can train 4) Elder Shaman Lex'lur (can train 4) Warlord Mogroka'Gorkil (can train 3) current shamans Shaman Draygo (can train 2) Shaman Kor'gath (can train 2) Current journeymen shamans: Current apprentice shamans: Apprentice Shaman Ned'Lud'Gorkil (Mogroka) Apprentice Shaman Mira'Gorkil (Mogroka) Apprentice Shaman Kooka'Duras (Mogroka) Apprentice Shaman Glurg Howdan (Kor'gath)

Already is a desert dwarf. *points to self*

...what. ARE YOU INSANE? HOW MUCH CACTUS GREEN ARE YOU SMOKING!?

I know that in Sanjezal, there's a section that's only for "orcs and trusted non-orcs". I know some people are obvious, EX. Me and Loth, but who else is a "trusted non-orc"?

Mind = blown.

The only thing that can make orcs better would be an Orc Vinci. Or Picassorc. Or... dunno. It'd just be so awesome to be reading through a library and see Orc Vinci's amazing old journals with pictures for to-be inventions.

OOC: I'm a goddamn dwarf and I speak like an orc. *sunglasses* DEAL WITH IT.

RRRAAGGEEE. ..Who the hell is Killerexplosion?

Those pictures are great. Nice job.

Aye. Mogroka will be a great Rex.

I think of orcs as very tall, strong humanoids, but not like hulk, who is just naturally DAMN INSANELY STRONG. They may have improved genes to make them naturally strong, but not everyone is like the Hulk. Really, think- The first orc was just like the others at first, so Orcs are not too different. Due to the harsh environment and the curse, they may be uglier and taller, but not like Warhammer orcs that are like aliens compared to the other races. My headcanon for orcs is like a larger, stronger (but not too strong) human, with green, toughened skin.

I GUNNA WIN DIS DING. Sign me ups.

OOC: *Goes into rage about how I, LEX, was the FIRST NON-ADMIN to enter Kal'urguan, on the FIRST DAY OF THE SERVER, and abandoned it for the orcs* *jk. About the rage part. The rest is true. >.>*

Thank you, Craotor.

I will agree with you on the rebellion, even though I am not an orc.