((I use a different account for Syn so don't associate Dr_Lyle with this, I just didn't want to make another account on here.))
The Madmens Guild:
Ranks:
Mad Lords: We are the leaders of the guild, we are completely insane and do whatever the hell we want, at all times, our word is law, which is probably rather dangerous but nobody dares tell us that, lest I drown in peanut butter.
Mad Council: A group of the most truly insane madmen who get together when needed to make big decisions, usually nothing is actually decided until Kishin eats someone or I decide to make the decision myself, really all they do is ramble on about totally unrelated things such as the reason I enjoy drowning people in peanut butter or why watermelons don’t have wings, speaking of which I just remembered I left my fishing pole in the oven, I will be right back.
MadMen: Alright, where was I? Ah right Madmen, they are the main body of the guild, those who prove themselves truly off their rocker...Heh I love rockers they are so swingy... back and forth, back and forth... anyway, they are truly mad and tend to be a little messed up in the head... kinda like when someone gets hit in the face by an Orc but with less pain and more brain damage... in most cases anyway.
Initiate: Now on to Initiate, these people have yet to prove their insanity, and are, in the eyes of the other guild members, just a little above those stupid sane people... which puts them just above maggots and slightly below dead birds... speaking of birds I’m hungry, I swear I saw a dead chicken on the road earlier... I’m gonna go see if its still there, I will be back momentarily.
How to join:
Alright I'm back, it seems some pesky cat stole my dead bird, furry little menace, anyway, to join our guild you must be insane, truly and utterly insane, like an Orc when someone insults their mother, yeah, that insane. If you are truly that insane then there is little doubt that we will not hear of you and we will inform you that we wish for you to join our guild... We do not accept murderers or undead because murderers give madmen a bad name and undead just kinda stink, I mean, who wants a guild hall that smells of rotten flesh? Okay so maybe a few of us might but that’s hardly the point.... what was this about again...? Ah anyhoo I hear the door calling, my god it has a deep voice... oh wait that’s the Orc who I told that his mother resembled the pile of dung that I scraped off my boot this morning, I have no idea why he would take offense to that, it was a lovely pile of dung... I will be right back again, I'm going to go barricade my door.
How we interact with people:
Alright hopefully there will be no further interruptions, now on to how we treat the different peoples of aegis. We treat all races as equal, we will push an ascended into a pile of dung just as fast as we would an undead, not that it would make much of a difference to an undead but my point still stands. We fear none and enjoy the misfortune of all, or, I do, insanity tends to vary so maybe its just me.
The same goes for rank, we would cast a fishing line at King Edmund just as joyfully as we would throw a cake at an Dwarven peasant... Hmm... now that I think of it that might be fun, that's what I’m going to do tomorrow, sit on a roof and fish for kings... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ooc: Contact Info
Syn:
Just pm me on the forums or /tell me ingame (Xerxes_XIII or Dr_Lyle), I don’t check my email.
Kishin: Pm him or /tell him ingame (undeadmudpie is his account for both).
Syn's To Do List:
-Get a guild hall, donations are appreciated.
-Get some members.
-Poke some Halflings with a stick.
-Forget to... erm... I forget what I was supposed to forget to do... well damn that’s going to bother me all day.
-See what happens when you throw a chicken off a castle wall.
- Feed Kishin some souls.
Until I have another lapse of lucidity,
Syn Valkerye.
A Note from Kishin- Syn says I cant write the list because eating people isn’t popular... even though I like eating people... That and cause the paper kept getting soaked in blood... and soul-juice... I like souls, even more than people!... But no one wants to give me their soul... Wait can I have yours? GIVE IT TO ME NOW YOU WILL BE CONSUME-... What was I doing? Hmm... Oh sorry about that when I get unintelligible I tend to try and eat people. I’d try and get away if I were you, you never know how long this state of mind las- SOULS! GIMME THEM! *starts to scream loudly, stopping suddenly and walking away*
((there has been some questions as to our purpose so i will just tell you now that we dont really have one, this guild is meant to be amazing rp for members and the server in general.))