KarmaDelta

Durack Ironborn would say inside his head, where no reasonable person would be able to hear and respond to, "Super gross and nasty. If a Dwarven woman cant grow a beard they are no Dwarf at all! A dwarven woman is meant to be in the spitting image of the Dwarven man but with no meat rod. This is a horrible thing and all who follow this King should be shamed. Also, with the inclusion of titles, that is just sad. This Dwarf knows not how to run a kingdom other than to just pick up any Dwarf on the side of the road, color their face and hair, and pronounce them Frostbeard or other with fake papers and lineage. This also goes against the Dwarven Code of Honor where a Dwarf would go on a pilgrimage at any point of their life, lose their memory, and find their way back home on their own. Of course, since they can't remember this, they are easily misled and tricked by those with bad intentions, such as the Frostbeards. I remember just the other day where a young Frostbeard lad was bamboozled by me after telling him via bird after being told his name if I could join the Frostbeards because I realized I was sent out on a pilgrimage to find my family and race again, and wanted to see what would happen. Lo and behold, it happened and I was immediately brought into the capital city without so much of a weapons check and so on. I could have easily been an Irongrinder sympathizer and murdered everyone there. They were so intent on stealing young and old Dwed struck with amnesia. This new order of Dwarves is worse than the last. Shame upon the clans and Dwarves within those halls, and shame on the king for spelunking a human female while there are many other fine bearded Dwarven women around. ******* Gross. End your like king, you don't deserve the throne just as much as the Irongrinders did."

Durack Goldhand would look at the poster and exclaim, "Aye Aye Aye! These fawken Fros'beards nae know 'ow to jus' leave us 'lone! Firs' they win a war due to some koin' of external reasonin' 'n now they're fawken stealin ou'a shite!? FAWK ME 'ARD MATE! Frostbeards need tuh know wot they're dealin' wiff. Es toime tuh bring back the Goldhand Clan! If you are a dwarf and are looking for a clan to join, follow this application and long winded story about the Goldhand Clan and see if you are eligible to be part of the family either by a lost son/daughter or to be adopted!" Durack would then stick a huge book of the Goldhand Clan to the board with a small thumbtack, "Here you lads go: https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/165299-the-goldhand-clan/ See yeh in later alligators! HAR HAR HAR HAR!"

[What is this? My MC name is KarmaDelta and Finian was my character.]

Thank goodness. I was hoping it would be postponed for another week. It's nice knowing the management have the player's feedback in mind when it comes to helping the server strive for a better player experience. Speaking of better player experience, have you guys ever heard of the Goldhands? If no, join them! Here is a link to their clan thread: https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/165299-the-goldhand-clan/ They are a fun and interesting Dwarven clan looking to expand and become a leading force within the Dwarven community.

*A partchment of paper can be seen stuck to the grand noticeboard. Upon closer inspection, you can see it is a public letter denouncing the actions of the Grand King of the Dwarven race (not the Slav one). You begin reading it to yourself:* Dear Grand King, You suck. Biggy didnt do no wrong so I do not need to be punished. You made Fili (aka. CptNoobman if you didnt know, because you wouldnt since you dont care enough about people to know their FULL NAMES) Grandaxe cry after your actions. Now release these shackles so I may ascend once again into the pantheon of screamers and 10 year olds. -Signed, One Disgruntled Resident

Who are you people and what kind of memes are you trying to do here.

This is 100% serious. Anyone who says otherwise is a troll and they are propagating what this server was never made for, which is toxicity and memes. We wuz kings once.

Are Dwarves even necessary anymore? They just seem like gross stunted humans that have little to no value. Humans can do what they do and more, other than give birth to full bearded women. They are disgusting and should be deleted. Their gods are literally copy/pasted and changed a bit from the Human creator and saints/apostles or whatever. There is no creativity here. Their "love" for drink isnt even really a characteristic to the race, but just an inherent problem due to strict advertising and general teachings from father to son so to speak. This can be done with any race, it's easy. Nothing is stopping people from being iron gutted, anti-kidney/liver failing strong drinking alcoholics. Their clan system is literally a pool of inbreeding. At least everyone is related to someone in another clan. Last but not least, Dwarven architecture/engineering. Like please, Dwarven architecture is literally just narcissism carved into stone with all of those faces and figures. Humans and Orcs can do the same thing. Elves can sculpt trees, but no one cares about Elves so whatever. Dwarven engineering is literally stupid too. An Olog can create what a Dwarf creates even, and they're literally retarded., and yes I mean that in a slow sense and not in a duragatory manner. Oh wait, and I forgot, the fricken BLACK RIDERS OF URGUAN. These guys I swear.... They try to be like the Flays or Dunamis in their fight against the world, but jesus it's just not creative. Just make it stop. Delete this race from LoTC, just do it. Make the Kharajyr the 4th race. I just want my old LoTC back where Dwarves didnt exist. Thank you.

He's gay.

The Dwarven emissary to the Grand King of Urguan steps upon his podium once more to address the citizens of the Grand Kingdom and to those beyond, "If you want the Black Riders of Urguan to stop, you will tell us through steel and wood. We will not fall down to your threats and telephones to the Black Rider Dreek of Urguan. Face us if you dare, but just remember, you thought we were your friends, but guess what WE WERENT"

An emmisary of the Grand King of Urguan stands upon a pedestal in the capital square. He clears his throats and begins to read the scroll that holds the words from the Grand King himself, "In the wake of the revival of the Black Riders of Urguan, the Dwarven Legion has now been dissolved. The Grand King states that this is due to the incompetence of the Legion and their many failures, the Black Riders of Urguan shall replace them as the true fighting force of the nation. We hope they accept this proposal, as the Grand Kingdom no longer has neither a defensive and an actual fighting force. Farewell my citizens, for I have now left you all in the hands of true patriots, of course if they accept. If you wish to find me, I will now be at my side job, Borzawalkinstowntakeaway. Thank you." The emissary now walks off the stand and then off the Great Dwarven Bridge of Suicide.

The Great Black Rider of the Black Riders of Urguan sits upon his snorting steed, ready to apprehend the criminals that wronged people. He dons his Black Rider mask to hide his true identity, for a figure with no true name would be feared in the streets of the Grand Kingdom. "Lets get ready to ride boys!", screams The Great Black Rider of the Black Riders of Urguan.

I take another step because I need to go to the bathroom. Like man, do I really need to go. Also, this is in my way, can someone help me uninstall this so I can probably use the bathroom? My bladder feels as though it may erupt with things most foul if I can't get past this wall.