Jexdane

((I feel like my influence has declined, anyway, Ninja, even though I was demoted for rp reasons, can I still have the same control I've always had OOC? It bothers me that somebody I recruited might be able to boss me around in OOC matters. It's an annoying feeling.)) ((EDIT: Also, I only got 1 pm about that job, honestly, it's a big one, I would have liked for more of a reaction. 5000 minas.))

((Just making note of the fact that it's a placebo effect that causes these traits, and these are not in fact truly magical. I have a villain app, I can con you Also, the pumpkins extract a glittery, shiny pollen that was grown into them, which is why they cause sparkly effects. Otherwise, pumpkins do actually help make skin smooth and shiny))

*A large amount of advertisement fliers drop down upon the city of the Elves, floating and twirling with orange glitter falling from the sky with them, settling on the tree's and ground. You pick one up to read it.* "Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooo Elfies! Due to popular demand, I shall gather my pumpkins and jack-o-lanterns, and travel to your lands~ Not only are my magical pumpkins great for yourself, they are also wonderful for children and royalty too~ The prices for a single pumpkin are as folloooooooooows~" Children: 15 minaaaas~ Royalty: 20 minaaaas~ The Average Person: 25 minaaaas~ "We also have a secret welfare deal for people who do not have sufficient change to purchase such an amazing product, for I see it as my duty to spread the beauty and shininess of my magical pumpkins throughout Asulon!~" "My pumpkins have been known to..." Make hair shiny Make hair soft Make hair sparkle Make hair orange Make face shiny Make face smooth Make face soft Make face sparkle Make face beaaaaaaautiful Make the opposite sex drop at your feet Make your eyes shiny Make your eyes sparkle Make your eyes beautiful Make your eyes Orange Make your skin soft Make your skin lucious Make your skin shiny Make your skin amazing Make your clothing pop Make your clothing look amazing Make everything you do amazing Make everything people around you do amazing Make the ground and air around you shimmer Otherwise just make you almost as amazing as me "This is a deal you caaaaaanot say no tooooooooooo!~" Possible side effects include whatever I deem to do to my pumpkin before I sell it to you, and otherwise whatever you decide to do with it. Do not eat the pumpkin, you will die.

((I got us a relatively big job, pm me for details))

((It's my pumpkin selling uniform))

((Be warned, what you are about to see may scar you for life.....LIFE))

((Those aren't my rules by the way, their my sisters rules when she's picking up guys on the cor- nevermind. Just kidding XD, my mother would kill her. She is a notorious Boston Pizza front counter mint thief though, so watch out.))

((I'm going undercover as an enthusiastic and incredibly annoying undead pumpkin seller. Anywho, it should provide good money for us, as I have two money-making rules that my fans, or soon to be, must follow. - Lookings free, but touchings gonna cost you - I'm not taking my clothes off in front of an F2 key unless you pay me This should be splendidly fun.))

((We should kidnap a notable person soon. Also, Alrasian construction is going extremely slowly. So maybe come by and help build.))

((Yeah, Ben has an issue with dead people that he can't eat.))

((Y U NO USE THE LOGO I MADE))

((By the way, if you're looking for me, I've recently gained fame as an enthusiastic pumpkin seller. I went right up to King Syrio, put my arm around his shoulder, and convinced him with all my pizaz that, to be even semi-equal to any Lord in terms of style, he just had to buy my pumpkin))

((I suppose that's reasonable....as long as Ben doesn't eat me, I'm fine. Not really a corpse though, Regaki resurrects both body and soul, I'm good as new.))

((Why can't I retake my High Council position? I don't want to be angry but...that's extremely frustrating. I did a lot for this guild, and sure, I died but...))

((C..calm down man))

*Rising from the dead, Cael looks up at the powerful wizard who resurrected him, Regaki, and smiles.* "Brother, it has been too long but....where are we? What is this place? The last thing I remember was dying at the hands of the undead lord Iblees." *Hearing that he was in the new world, Asulon, Cael walks out of the fire and pulls a robe over his shoulders to cover his new, naked body* "I suppose I owe you one Regaki, call me whenever you need my help. Until then, I have a brotherhood to help rebuild. On that note, one cannot kill on an empty stomach. Have any human flesh?" ((YAY, Cael is back. Anywho, I would like to make note of the fact that Cael is a Cannibal now. Three years being dead does that.))

((Quickly, I was tp'ed to the /register boat, it's agonizing, I can't even move my camera!!!!))

((Could Regaki create a body, and call the souls of Cael'Que, and Vier'Quiri to inhabit the body? Thing is, I killed off my most amazing character so that I could play Mori, and then my Mori character was taken away because I acted differently from the others. I don't know what to do, honestly, and I'm running out of options before I just leave LotC for good. If Regaki can do anything like this, please, you need to.))

((So, what are our thoughts on Necromancy, Resurrection, Soul Swapping, and otherwise breaking all the laws of nature? And Regaki, is this something you can do?))

((^ DAT. On another note, I'm having issues with SerenityOnyx, so my amaizng plans are...being delayed. I wasn't banned, don't worry, but it will take me a bit to actually get back to Alras.