Jump to content

Jexdane

Gold VIP
  • Posts

    716
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Jexdane

  1. When you drop into the forums for the first time in a year and find out one of your old friends died.... ****. Watty was great, this is unfortunate. Damn I wish I'd talked to him more recently.
  2. So yeah, it's been a whiiiiiiiiile. I couldn't count specifically, but probably a few months. Before VA's were removed for sure. ANYWAY I recently became minorly internet famous on the Assassin's Creed subreddit because of some really awesome artwork I've been doing. What artwork? Why, VEGETABLE ARTWORK! Or vegetable fanfiction. Maybe just vegetable parodies. Why don't you just check them out? Yay, Vegetables, right? So I want to clear something up quickly; no, I am not coming back. Maybe a bit during the summer, but otherwise nah. But I still love you all, so I thought I'd share my stuff with you and maybe I can still chill with you guys outside of LotC. So here's my tumblr... http://jexdane.tumblr.com/ and my reddit account... www.reddit.com/user/Jexdane And now we can all hang out and be buddies and have fun!
  3. SUP B- people. No I'm not back, not really, just saying hi. Also where'd my beautiful VA's go?

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. Jexdane

      Jexdane

      Oh, you poor misguided soul. I was God, and it was my absence from this plain that resulted in the demise of my greatest creation.

    3. Eleatic
    4. Cloakedsphere
  4. ((I think you mean 12:30AM EST, because you're meeting the King at midnight, not noon)) Cael'Que looks at the notice with some disdain, wondering if the dim witted Adunian actually spoke to any of the Lavada's before starting the kingdom up. Letting out a sigh he walks away from the sign, expecting a letter soon.
  5. Dwarves should have a fear of open spaces. Just picture it, every dwarf that goes to the surface suddenly becoming terrified that they're going to fall up into the sky. It would be hilarious, and keep most of them underground....

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. leave me alone

      leave me alone

      Dragon Age anyone?

    3. WuHanXianShi14

      WuHanXianShi14

      Dragon a---damnit. You ninjaed me.

    4. Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      Yes, I am heavily influenced by Dragon Age but also LotR dwarves, unlike the current LotC dwarves who take more heavily from Warhammer.

  6. Only two more days until this accursed online english course is done..two more days, and I can finally leave this computer chair...I HAVEN'T SHAVED IN A MONTH! I'M GONNA END UP LOOKING LIKE GEO IF THIS DOESN'T END QUICKLY!

  7. Cael'Que is sitting down on the Saladway patio peacefully listening to the sounds of birds flying through trees whilst he sips at a small wooden cup of Sleepytime Tea. At least, that is what he was doing until Ado'Lish came up to him and informed him of the recent edict by King William. In a violent maneuver, Cael's lips suddenly purse as the tea which was previously resting in his mouth launches out with the same velocity as a halfling being shot from a ballista. He looks up as Ado'lish cries out, the elf clawing at his face to remove the tea that was just splashed all over it. Cael abruptly stands and presses his hands against the table, claws digging into the soft wood as he stares at his injured comrade. Almost instantly, he roars at the top of his lungs, teeth barred as his mouth opens wide in a sudden and uncommon anger. "Are you telling me those fat bearded curs now control half of Anthos!?" ((I know the offers haven't actually been agreed upon yet, but assuming Ado was at the court he would have told Cael that the King was making offers, and Cael tends to overreact about things..))
  8. So I saw this girl in the Horizon dance club a month ago, and I had an Instant Crush. I’m a shy guy, but eventually I decided to play The Game of Love and make Contact. In a single Touch, the Motherboard Within my head was blown Beyond proportion; and when she told me I was Doin’ It Right, I knew it was time to Get Lucky. She pulled me onto the floor, and to this day I can’t describe what it’s like to Lose Yourself to Dance like that. The Fragments of Time I spent with her were the best momen...

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. Kim

      Kim

      I saw 'Get Lucky' and facepalmed xD

    3. Moot

      Moot

      This is great.

    4. Shadeleaf

      Shadeleaf

      Oh my god I love you now that I am coherent and realize what this is.

  9. Does anybody know if Owl City is working on a new album? I just managed to get "The Midsummer Station", and I can't stop listening to it...thecarlyraejepsenduetismyguiltypleasure.

    1. Space

      Space

      o...owl...owl city? I expected more.

    2. The Media Wizard

      The Media Wizard

      Owl City usually makes hit singles then goes away for a bit. Overall, I'd expect one soon. :p

  10. So it turns out letting someone play your character after you get banned isn't allowed...I feel terrible for anyone who gets banned.

  11. Cael'Que hears of the news down the grapevine, though it is his informant who eventually runs up to him in a rush as he drinks a cup of tea at his tea franchise Saladway . He raises an eyebrow in disbelief before slowly lowering his gaze back to the cup, swirling the contents within as he sits in contemplation. "Though I have little love for the groups and nations of the world..", he mutters to his informant, "..I would be ignorant to pretend that the Druids did not help me retain my sanity in Aegis. Without their grove and help, I would have lost my mind decades ago. This loss hurts me in a way little else has before." He stands up and goes behind the counter, quietly washing the cup before summoning his informant closer to him. "Youngling..", he starts, looking up. "..go to the Druids, and extend to them an offer for communication. In five elven days, I wish to meet with them here at Saladway ." Cael sits down behind the counter as he watches his informant leave, a content sigh escaping his lips before he curses, realizing he just sent away his only employee for an unknown amount of time. "Bloody Nether..."
  12. The person below Dr Dovahkiin owes me thirty minas...

    1. Free The Hobbits

      Free The Hobbits

      You mentioned me..<3. Now, to answer my pm :{

    2. Nug
    3. Free The Hobbits

      Free The Hobbits

      You owe yourself 30 Mina now. HA

  13. Satellite Internet + Massive Multi-Day Stormfront = (&%RE&DFG*^&T

  14. So...can we put NedLud in charge?

  15. HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAIUS!

  16. I may be missing something....are you guys cheering about a scottish tennis player? I thought scotts had better things to do, like..throw logs.

    1. ayresalex

      ayresalex

      or fight eachother.

    2. ARCHITECUS

      ARCHITECUS

      I think mel gibson is scottish I saw him in a real movie once

  17. In regards to the Kha, where do you think they got all of their lapis? I'm fairly certain it did not just fall from the sky. You keep calling this an issue, but it's not an issue. Sure, you may not be able to have full chests stocked with iron armor that you can parade around in and intimidate people with anymore, but if that's the entirety of your roleplay then I feel terrible for you. You also fail to realize something. Where did Oren get all of its iron before now? The public mines. What are staying even after nation mines are added? The public mines. They're not leaving, and the source of iron you've always had is going to remain where it is. If iron is so absolutely important to the continuation of your roleplay, which it really should not be, just do what you're so good at; roflstomp smaller playerbases into the dust because you want more of your shiny toys.
  18. So, eventfull evening...on a brighter note, I wrote a ballad! Personally, I think it's pretty damn awesome. ZarZarkins agrees.

    1. Zarsies

      Zarsies

      It's god dayum awesome.

  19. Hm..clearly earthquakes are needed to go alongside these storms.
  20. [12:11:09 AM] Geo: Scotland sucks. , Gyazo Proof: http://gyazo.com/e4c3e0a2331aa6fd0b5666caf9a43ef6

    1. Show previous comments  3 more
    2. Nug
    3. Jexdane

      Jexdane

      Nug, I know you trust me. We've been through so much together. <3

    4. iseemoosego

      iseemoosego

      I was there. When "Geo" Said it

  21. Saladway is currently hiring attractive women with low confidence and blissful ignorance. Pay is negotiable; you may not actually get paid. Finally, you're not allowed to question any dead bodies found in/around the restaurant. Bringing attention to them is bad for buisness, and you will be killed.

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. Shorsand

      Shorsand

      *poses in very feminine position, but is actually a man* "You find THIS attractive?" *lifts up skirt, showing immensely hair legs*

    3. Bashar al-Assad

      Bashar al-Assad

      Saladway. Like Safeway or Subway?

    4. Salamandra

      Salamandra

      All proceeds go to the GoodNug foundation.

  22. So according to an angry VA applicant, I'm "Almighty Jexdane." Blatant sarcasm aside, I think it's time for a forum title change :3

    1. saromon50

      saromon50

      All hail the Almighty Jexdane! Denier of vas! Yeah!

    2. Shadeleaf

      Shadeleaf

      -raises flagon of blood- Hush you~

    3. ayresalex
  23. [4:59:37 PM] Geo: Canadian worm!

    1. Gemmylou
    2. gingernut97
    3. big narstie

      big narstie

      I actually find this highly racist. I'll be taking this further, thankyou, Jexdane for providing me with this bit of evidence.

  24. So...why am I getting a security check every time I try to comment on a thread? They redirect me back to the forum index, so I can't review any VA's.

    1. blindmind

      blindmind

      It happens sometimes. Usually, for me, it's when you go for the full editor.

    2. Neri

      Neri

      If you enter the captcha, it should let you post anyway.

    3. Cyndikate

      Cyndikate

      It does this everytime for me when I'm on my phone. It's really annoying.

×
×
  • Create New...