Heff

Bod lays awake in his bed, plagued by nightmares. He will visit Lark... or Lark's body... soon

The halfling population dances around the dead body, they have gotten back a hobbit.

Edit: The halflings cry at realizing a new human character will be made.

Fumble Willowbottom

-Tinkerer and Festival Planner (ryanheff74)

Thimble scoffs after hearing this, "The world ain' no cube! It's hollow!"

 

http://goo.gl/QQfCjf

 

((Literaly a Hobbit can see the faults in your theory, (IC) unless this explorer is mentally ill or disabled please do not rp this.))

Fumble facepalms,

"We all know the world is a triangular hexagon."

Bod facepalms,

"Red Tide again!"

Full Name: ((IGN As well please)) FuMblE WilluWbtTm

Residence: SuMmeRsEt shIrE

Magical Areas of Study: FaRtz

Level of Skill:MaStzturs FuLl

Reasons for Studying Magic: toO oWn my FamIly uN gAemZ

Religious Affiliations: kNox

-snip-

Bod stares blanky before snapping his finger,

"Eh sorry blanked out a sec, was jus' thinkin' how ya gonna lose eventually. We have much more muscle and experience. Soon my dread knights will hear about your face.

Bod and the darkened faces around him burst into laughter.

"Threatenin' us with jail time yeah? Some gangster ya is! Plus we already saw ya face too. And 'bout ya sayin' its yours and me refusin' to be with ya an' such... we 'aven' 'eard of ya since ya started handin' flyers. I got a Dread Knight, The Black Hand, another Dread Knight, another gang, and another separate gang to back me up. What'ya 'ave some threats of guards an' a small beginners gang who claims strength in the city?"

The Red Tide's Presence Is Requested In the Alleyways:

((http://www.lordofthecraft.net/topic/107676-a-darkened-alleyway-meeting-red-tide-and-co-vs-bod-and-co-galbanzas-and-other-gangsters/ ))

((Please Refer TO This Post TO Discuss Upcoming Rumble: http://www.lordofthecraft.net/topic/107676-a-darkened-alleyway-meeting-red-tide-and-co-vs-bod-and-co-galbanzas-and-other-gangsters/ ))

((Please only post if you belong to these two groups, or are a "buddy" of the members))

​Within a darkened alleyway in an undisclosed backstreet of Abresi numerous people sit around a table. Some wearing classy clothes (Bod and Co.) and others wearing armor and peasant clothing (?Rand? and Co.)

Bod, once all the criminals have quited down, speaks up. 

"First, lemme give these Red Tides a thanks fer comin' tonigh' . I know they could 'ave easily set us up or some  done some other Banath-Forsaken-Thing. Now I'm here t' propose a Rumble. We need t' set the turf for our two gangs, who owns which. You claim to be the best in Oren, but you are idiotic enough t' hand out flyers to suspected criminals."

Bod lays down a sheet of paper, with a set of scribbles on it.

Rumble Rules.

-No Bows

-No Crossers (Crossbows)

-No Swords

-Only Small Blades

-Only Street Weapons

  ~Crowbars

  ~Blackjacks

  ~Pipes

  ~Chain

  ~Barb-Wire

If the law shows up, we either run or help each other out. A criminal protects another criminal,even in a rumble. We must discuss the rules, set a date and place so suggest out-loud or write your ideas if ya shy.

Bod spits at the feet of the people walking by, him and the other gangsters walk off, he grumbles,

"I bet they can' do **** in a rumble."

​Bod, and the rest of his classily dressed criminal friends shake their heads as they chuckle at this wannabe gang.

"See ya on'a streets."

Emperor Fumble wonders why "King" Richard believes himself ruler of Fumble's domain.

Fumble makes his way to the kids club

Fumble waves

"Lo' uncle Rich!"

 yah

Yes. 

Barely rped with you but see ya

1000/10

Very cool siggy, advertising a great thing... a guard force

I mean  breasts

​Bod wonders when his dagger will be returned... damn blacksmith, thieves the lot of them

Teeming Hordes of Halflings descend towards Kal'Ithrun, each riding a pig with several ale casks, and pies strapped to their steed and body.

Fumble scratches his head thinking for some odd reason or rhyme that nobody knows where the Ascended are... or even that they are still helping.