Commander Shepard disapproves of this shocking revelation that players are to be forced into PVP default. The idea that one man, one very specific man is all that stands between rpers and their very brief existance!
"Oh Shepard, thank you for saving me and my entire family" said Miranda, at that moment, Grunt, James, Jacob and all other men above the Normandy got sizeable oppression boners, they hate bated their rage boners as Shepard spread his lips into a smile. "It was a privilege"