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And now, I must sleep.

Goodbye, Timmy!

WE SHALL CONTINUE THIS STAND-OFF TOMORROW!

Oh I will! I WILL!

And I will be GARDEN my muffins! As a matter of fact, your back is to your cupcakes right this instant. My spies have infiltrated your base and have stolen them!

Damn! MY ATTEMPTS ARE AS FUTILE AS THE SOIL IN OUR GREENHOUSE!

Damnit! I knew my love of gardening will be my demise!

. . .

Well, if I'm in your head... Hold on a second here... I can just BRAINWASH you, can't I?

I LIKE MUFFINS. I LIKE MUFFINS. MUFFINS ARE THE BEST. I LIKE MUFFINS I LIKE MUFFINS. MUFFINS ARE THE BEST. I WILL OBEY EVERYTHING THE MUFFINS SAY.

. . .

ENOUGH QUESTIONS!

PREPARE TO ADMIT DEFEAT!

We have you surrounded! There is no other way for you to escape, without huge causalities on your side!

BLUFFING isn't in my vocabulary! Like, I'm not quite sure what bluffing means...

I DO KNOW WHAT LYING IS, and I am not lying!

I will not fall for your stupid sch- Oh. Is that a squirrel? AWWWW! It's a squirrel! LOOK AT HIS CUTE WHISKERS. OH MY GOD, is he eating a ACORN? TIMMY, LOOK! LOOK!!!

And before you push the button, know this. I have people all across the US who also have the trigger button. If my heart stops beating, the nukes are sent out.

You're willing to take away the beauty of life, the perfection of nature, and the never-ending limits of love, because of this small argument?

Admit defeat.

No one needs to die.

No muffins and cupcakes need to perish.

-rests his finger on the button and sighs-

You know, this nuke is going off to the general direction of where you live, and thus, where your family is. You will have to consider that this decision will not only affect you, but all of those around you.

Think about the children at that nearby Elementary School. Look outside, and you will probably see an elderly couple, spending time outside on their porches, rocking in their chairs and smoking a cigarette.

You're willi...

You better not.

I also have nuclear weapons.

Are you sure you want to risk a nuclear war? Thousands of lives will be lost, and billions of muffins and cupcakes shall be tainted with nuclear energy.

Are you willing to take the risks?

At first, I thought someone had some really bad diarrhea, and exploded whilst eating dinner, all over the freshly baked, and delicious cupcakes.

-Step one of winning the cupcake VS. muffin fight. CONVERT TIMMY INTO ONE OF US!-

If we were to embrace the chaos, we would need to hug every one and single person that commented on this status message.

-opens his arms wide and beams, "WHO WANTS A HUG?"-

-Pops out of nowhere and barges into the chat, screaming-

NAGAS!