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And thee Lord descended upon the Earth, and his great voice boomed across the lands, "Thou shan't never rustle thee jimmies, for thous jimmies are the brothers of sisters in the realm of heaven, should thy rustle thy jimmies, thou's brothers will be forsaken by Me, but never by my love", and as he ascended, Adam mowed the great Lawn, the jimmies of our Lord rustled and his power and might echoed across the cosmos, as the Lawnmower ascended to the Heavens and escaped Man's...