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Amorphbutt

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  1. Good night, sleep in escalating fear, and let the mimes chant and dance around your blazing bed. -Geo to Escharian

  2. Say hallo to Elatia, da new Woodie professional nobody who is not absurdly attractive!

  3. *watches X-Files* What? You jelly?

  4. Here's the deal: I'm awesome. K, I hope you understand now.

  5. This was a normal day for S'Jinahe, Metz'al of Ri'Kirilenko, munna of Rameethar. She was walking around outside, finishing a day of work. Usually, before she heads home, she climbs up some trees, for added exercise. It was already becoming harder for her to climb, as she grew older. As she climbed, she thought about the day, reflecting on it. It had mostly been farming and little else. She slowly ascended up the tree, now far from the ground below her. It didn't bother this sure footed kharajyr, though, as she felt that nothing bad could ever happen today. How wrong she was. As she leaped from tree to tree, thinking, a strong gust of wind caught her unawares just as she leaped off from one branch. Her small frame was no match for this wind, however, and she was thrown far from the branch she was nearing, and began to plummet to the ground. "AEEEE!" she screamed as she fell backwards towards the ground, It was true, what they said about your life flashing before your eyes, however, it was more like a sped up version, and only lasted a few seconds. That was disappointing. She smashed against a branch below her, breaking her back, sending shattered bone through her flesh, with a nasty, wet CRACK as it happened. She made no noise as this happened, and rolled off the branch, once again sending her down the long fall to the hard ground. SPLAT! was the noise she made when she hit the ground, further breaking her body, her head smashing against a rock, sending grey matter, blood and bone flying. Now, this was the rather gory end of S'Jinahe, metz'al of Ri'Kirilenko and munna of Cub Rameethar.
  6. *insert drama here*

  7. Oh hi, I guess I have returned. FOR NOW *insert evil cackling here*

    1. JtPv

      JtPv

      -Watches Doctor Who- You're like the XMen. You've been fighting about this for over 50 years!

  8. Halflings are the main antagonist of LOTC. They were created by Iblees, and reap evil into the lands of which they stay.

  9. One word: Tribbles

    1. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      -meaning of life unlocked-

    2. Samoblivion
  10. Oren = The Empire, Godfrey = Galbatorix

    1. Hylian the Heretic

      Hylian the Heretic

      And Elysia is Eragon. Or Arya.

    2. ayresalex
  11. -tries to join server, it crashes- FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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