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Amorphbutt

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  1. Don't get scared, get angry!

  2. Banned because I donated and I am a Coal VIP, even though I am not on the Forums for some reason :I
  3. WoW pls

    1. Augor

      Augor

      What are you doing in WoW?

  4. This is something so scary, you are now banned.
  5. Banned because here's a story And P.S. Watch Hogfather or I will personally slay you.
  6. -pumps shotgun, points at head-

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      -denies those two and fires shotgun, blowing off the head of cabbage-

    3. Dargene

      Dargene

      /modreq Powa gamma over here

    4. SparehoeCakes
  7. -swims around in his fish tank, being a fish- "Morning."

  8. Eiheiu looks at this picture for a second, then runs away as fast as he can. "MY EYES!" he screams, sounding like a madman, well he is- but that just increased his madness. He runs away, out of the Grove, then collects himself, along with a torch. "Well, that's one thing I'll need to burn." he mutters as he walks back into the grove, ready to burn that HORRIBLE painting.
  9. Banned because you are a ninja, damn you. And fo' Swordsman : I wonder if you'd like ta join the Percy Jackson RP I made.
  10. ..and then Jack cut down the beanstalk, adding murder and ecological vandalism to the theft, enticement, and trespass charges already mentioned, but he got away with it and lived happily ever after without so much as a guilty twinge at what he had done. Which just proves that you can be excused of anything if you are a hero, because no one asks inconvenient questions.

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    2. Geo

      Geo

      What website did you nab that from, Ion, dear?

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      From Terry Pratchet's Hogfather, just finished reading the book, and watched the movie ^-^

    4. Old-Rattlesnake

      Old-Rattlesnake

      There is a joke mentioning the Druids lying somewhere, but I can't find it.

  11. ..and then Jack cut down the beanstalk, adding murder and ecological vandalism to the theft and trespass charges already mentioned, but he got away with it and lived happily ever after without so much as a guilty twinge at what he had done. Which just proves that you can be excused of anything if you are a hero, because no one asks inconvenient questions.

    1. Bircalin

      Bircalin

      Humpty Dumpty was never claimed to be an egg.

  12. Banned because Now, how do you like being a hero? Freaking murderer...
  13. Hrm... Now this is a pickle that I am in.

    1. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      -slams fist against the inside of a pickle-jar, trying desperately to get out.

  14. Would anyone be interested in a new Percy Jackson forum RP?

  15. I am the Destroyer of Worlds, Eater of Cookies. Fear me, mortals.

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    4. mr.gerp

      mr.gerp

      I think cookie monster wants to have a word with you.

  16. The First Step in overcoming your addiction, Freema, is accepting it.

    1. Bethykinss

      Bethykinss

      First its anger, then denial, then acceptance

    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      But I like to skip over those two and go to the last one.

  17. I HAVE DECIDED TO KILL OFF HUMANITY! PEASANTS! GET THE FIRES READY!

  18. -snaps his fingers- Jawa! Come over here, for I need cake! Gimme it now!

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