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  1. Amorphbutt

    At this rate, all boars on the Kharajyr Island will be extinct.

  2. Amorphbutt
    ((THIS BRINGS A TEAR TO MY EYE EVERY TIME I READ IT. THANK YOU, BENBOBAT FOR THIS. *he says in a voice like rolling granite*))
  3. Amorphbutt

    I'm too lazy to take screenshots nowadays :P

  4. Amorphbutt
    Magical! 8/10
  5. Amorphbutt
    Small and efficient! 7/10
  6. Amorphbutt

    *paws at door* Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.

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    2. DelaneyG

      DelaneyG

      *grabs the cat, brings it inside, then ships it to Benito Mussolini.*

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      *teleports back to door* Meow mrow mrow meow moew mrow. *continues to paw at it*

    4. Dr. Eggnog

      Dr. Eggnog

      CA-CHAK *Fires the shotgun, causing kitten chunks to litter the doorstep*

  7. Amorphbutt

    For now on, I decree that my kharajyr characters shall have J as the first letter in their name! No, titles don't count.

  8. Amorphbutt

    Ah yes, my monkeys, watch as I burn your banana trees.

  9. Amorphbutt

    You're all my loyal minions now, right? RIGHT?!

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      I also cooked that dwarf...

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      And ground up that elf, and boiled that human, and skinned that kharajyr, and ripped that orc apart and ate it... And swallowed that halfling whole.

    4. Dr. Eggnog

      Dr. Eggnog

      Ok. I help you.

  10. Amorphbutt

    MMH, LEPRECHAUN. SO CRUNCHY. *chews, his voice sounding like nails dragging across a chalk-board*

    1. Dr. Eggnog

      Dr. Eggnog

      NOT THE LEPRECHAUNS!!!!!

      Not unless they are cooked with montreal steak spice. ARE THEY COOKED WITH THE SPICE!!?!?!?

    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      NO. I PREFER MINE RAW.

    3. Dr. Eggnog

      Dr. Eggnog

      ......At least rub it on. Or into the cuts. Or on the walls. perhaps incorporate it into the headcheese?

  11. Amorphbutt

    I DO SAY, THIS ORPHAN IS SIMPLY DELICIOUS! YOU CAN TASTE THE SADNESS! *he says in a voice like stones grinding against one another*

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    2. Dr. Eggnog

      Dr. Eggnog

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! WHAT ABOUT THE LEPRECHAUNS??

    3. big narstie

      big narstie

      Ion why are you so funny

    4. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      THE LEPRECHAUNS WERE RATHER CRUNCHY, THEY'RE ALL DEAD NONE OF THE LESS.

  12. Amorphbutt

    Now, now. Don't get your panties in a bunch, I only just ate your baby. Don't worry, you'll have it back in say... 20-24 hours?

    1. Dr. Eggnog

      Dr. Eggnog

      !!!!!

    2. big narstie

      big narstie

      pmsl

  13. Amorphbutt

    Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Insane.

    3. Telanir

      Telanir

      !!!!!

    4. Joe_Blackman

      Joe_Blackman

      !!!!! !!!!!

      OOOOOoooh snap son, I crossed the line.

  14. Amorphbutt

    I now go play TERA, you come. No no, you come with.

    1. ARCHITECUS

      ARCHITECUS

      loli simulator with MMO minigames

  15. Amorphbutt
    There's always this, a quote by Terry Pratchett, again: "Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw.It was its tendency to bend at the knees." I hope that answers your questions. If not, then you are boring
  16. Amorphbutt

    Insane characters are the best characters. -Fact o' Server

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    2. The Fact Core

      The Fact Core

      That fact is actually true.

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      *feeds Blind to Kradis' spider horde.*

      He's insane, just for you to know.

    4. blindmind

      blindmind

      I'm wearing my magical cloak which projects a force field impervious to arachnid touchies.

  17. Amorphbutt

    Insane characters are the best characters. -Fact o' Server

  18. Amorphbutt
    Kradis reads the declaration, and giggles madly, looking to a spider beside him. "T-This is gonna be fun, yes, isn't it? But it'd be best if we sit it out, no?" he asks the spider, it looking at him with confused eyes. It's as if you were asking a wolf not to eat a sheep. "Yes, I mean it. Maybe we can go sit this out with Goroth." he suggests. The spider gave him another look, and Kradis sighed, "Yes, we'll bring snacks along for the trip. But not too many, we don't want you getting lazy, now do we?" he asks once more, the spider now looking satisfied. They then go off, Kradis skipping along happily, tossing the note behind him. He didn't care if the world burned, as long as he was with his spider, he was happy.
  19. Amorphbutt

    Now I must warn you all; BEWARE OF SPIDERS. They might want some nom-noms!

    1. big narstie

      big narstie

      lel! :I

    2. Elfen_

      Elfen_

      i have fought an army of spiders ;-; it was horrifing

  20. Amorphbutt

    Now I must warn you all; BEWARE OF SPIDERS. They might want some nom-noms!

  21. Amorphbutt

    Now I must warn you all; BEWARE OF SPIDERS. They might want some nom-noms!

  22. Amorphbutt

    Mog pls

  23. Amorphbutt

    You know, if everyone in the world was happy for five seconds a day, they'd be happy each day of their lives.

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    2. Ender_Panda13

      Ender_Panda13

      well the only way to see if someone is inwardly happy is to cut them up, so if you clena up the mess then sure <3

    3. Bashar al-Assad

      Bashar al-Assad

      Happiness is a lie invented by the American government.

    4. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Be quiet Nord, or I'll need to scratch you.

  24. Amorphbutt

    Mrow.

  25. Amorphbutt

    Meow

    1. Merkaken

      Merkaken

      Moooo~

    2. Dilara(lotteje13)

      Dilara(lotteje13)

      arf!

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