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Paragon

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About Paragon

  • Birthday 04/28/1995

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    Tarion
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    Zerowulfie

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    Explosions.

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  • Character Name
    The Man of International Mystery, Leman Russ
  1. ban report for excessive nudity!!! this greatly upset me!!!
  2. A wandering Orc brigand eats several of these heretical posters.
  3. -Upon further investigation, it may be apparent that since evil Halflings steal Orc's money, they have no education fund and therefore no public schools and many Orcish cubs are left to die in the cold and as such never learn to read. The momentary sadness would dawn, then you see a large, black Orcish woman the size of a whale speaking. "'Donate 5 Minas and receive a letter from the Kub whose life you've saved every Elven month."
  4. "Zuld." The note would appear. ((she got off for the night, won't be available till tommorow))
  5. As always, the posters hang at major roads and intersection. - ZNAGA FUR ZEYL. ZTURT AT EEET-HUNDARD MINARZ. ZHE IZ GUD AT KIKIN' AN' SQUEALINZ. The rest of the note lists basic information, such as the drawing, age, race, and abilities.
  6. Grogren looks at these posters, nearly dying with laughter. "PUNEY TWIGGIEZ, DEY T'INK IT AM ALL URUKZ. DEY WULL PEEP DA' WURTH UF DA WARGOTHZ IF DEY ATTEACK."
  7. "SULD. Kentekt meh wit burd. Heb munney on burd, we will bring tu Clood Tempal."
  8. "Guuing unce..?" He blinks, seeing no one else offering. "Miygte eed her, nubudy wuntz.."
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