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22 minutes ago, DreamInSpace said:

"...oddly expensive," Julia remarks.

Rotger thinks he has a suit of armour previously owned by a Julia, one Julia Barbanov. Curious.

In the end, we're all still playing LotC, so none of us are winners.

On 07/04/2017 at 7:35 PM, Tsuyose said:

Peter Sigismund would clarify that Courlandic soldiers did indeed intervene and strive to kill the High Pontiff, as per screenshots and reliable witnesses.

Rotger would bode well knowing that Courlandic nobles were just waltzing around in the city's limits, practically asking to be killed.

Rotger then wonders why it is that two nations technically still not at war would murder the royals of another except for warmongering reasons, followed by asking himself what a screenshot it.

Moreover, what a screen was. 'If it were putting an arrow through a lady's changing screen', he thinks, 'that's just wrong!'

He then recalls that he stipulated that Courlandic soldiers fought off the opposing soldiers the pontiff had smuggled in with him whilst on his 'diplomatic' mission. Not that much of it matters, now the Mardonian army is dead and sinking into a marsh.

Rotger would once again note that no Courlandic soldiers touched the pontiff.

Rotger would then note that Mardon's soldiers are kidnapping Courlandic nobles & executing them.

'Wait,' he thinks to himself, 'how long did Haense get away with the same crimes before--'...

11 hours ago, Taketheshot said:

Courlandic peasant Gregory

Rotger raises a brow having never heard of nor met this 'Gregory' person.

16 minutes ago, L0rdB0rd said:

isn't you're main

-1.

Also how does his circumstance effect his criticism of your circumstance? You're the one under the microscope here.

7 hours ago, Fnik said:

being brought up under the banner of a past enemy.

"Exactly," Rotger mumbles to himself, "because after what happened last time, we'd let them have another go at it."

Rotger von Curon flicks through a few pages of a copy he'd somehow found from somewhere before setting the book down with a heavy sigh. To himself, he says "shocking, that Hansetians had come to expect such savagery from us..." He then hums quietly. "For their command to have deluded their commonfolk, warping their perceptions of us so far from the truth, its.. just staggering. As regrettable as it is to have to admit, it's a good thing we didn't accept an early peace."

Rotger continues to wonder why there's such a mass exodus when most Courlanders have shown their willingness to cooperate with most of the existing Haensetian nobles. He continues to wonder why they're leaving considering Carnatians and Courlanders are at heart not too different, continues too because nobody's being forced to leave either.

Ser Rotger gives a heavy sigh as the celebrations of the end of the war ensue in Aleksandria. "Shame it had to come to this. To all Haensetians who may be listening to me from Courland, no beef."

Rotger first wonders why the Courlander troops Coltaine has no control over are getting so enraged by some pretty colours, as if they're children or something, before peering off in the direction of the odd sound emanating from a cave lacking an entrance. "Odd, I thought we'd gott'n all of 'em, seems two're hiding in a cave together... Having an awful lot o' fun."

"You're biased reee!" "No you're biaseder, reeeeee!!!"

Seemed alright when he was working with me, seems kinda toxic now he's against me, but if absolute neutrality was a requirement for GM, not only would we have so few GMs, but the GMs that we do get would get so bored of not being able to participate in any RP & would leave fast.

Might be best to wait until one way or the other this war ends & emotions settle down a bit. +/- 0 until then.

"Where's the battle?" he asks, his shield unscratched, his armour untouched, his axe barely bloodied.

Rotger inspects the shield depicting the Flayed man, followed by for some reason a dwed shield, taken after a quick prayer from the arms of some Haensetic soldiers. "Ave Courland." 

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4 hours ago, Eddywilson2/Othaman said:

"You claim genocide when the Courlandic people were untouched after Aleksander's defeat. You claim he raised his son against wanton hate when Tobias' only achievement was achieving that hatred. Your ignorance regarding is humorous and speaks wonders about the blind following this cult has."

"Untouched until Oren moved on to their place of refuge, the Dreadlands. And Tobias has done far from sparking this war, it's taken a murdered nephew, a beheaded vassal, a butchered noble and a kidnapped princess. To require such before declaring war shows... Wanton hatred? Even in war, Tobias has demanded we end the conflict as quickly as possible to prevent needless slaughter... If you want to accuse him of wanton hate, you're merely lying to yourself."

11 hours ago, Eddywilson2/Othaman said:

you consider Aleksander Staunton a candidate for beautification.

"A man who put everything he had on the line to prevent the genocide of his own people, who fought when an Emperor's promises to him about the safety of his people were viciously broken, who even raised his son AGAINST wanton hate of the people who'd destroyed his family, only for the same people to try to put the Stauntons back down when fortunes had turned... Hm."

Rotger wonders why people who claim to be in the seven skies continue to be so invested in earthly politics they can't have any impact on, quite a muse indeed.

1 minute ago, Ended said:

"Does that not apply to your own church too? Isn't your 'true faith' involved with the politics of the realm?" A cloaked Viktor speaks out in the crowd

"Which heretic is that shouting from the back of a crowd, and why did he forego the traditional punctuation required to finish a sentence?! Also cite your damn sources if you're going to be a damn heretic, what politics has our church involved themselves in?!" he asks vaguely to the crowd that has for some reason formed before sending some guards to track down the hooded heretical hoodlum, unaware of the importance of the Kovachev stood in Aleksandria shouting at the king.

****, we've been busted. Pack it up folks, this meme's so strong we'd might as well raze Aleksandria to the ground!

"Lust and greed?" he rhetorically asks, "when the land has been offered to the Dwarves... Curious."

32 minutes ago, Will (TauFirewarrior) said:

No one in our camp is calling for an Empire, a minor few call for the destruction of Courland. While everyone in the Courland camp is calling for the destruction of a Dynasty for merely desiring independence

"A minor few behind the murder of a prince, a noblewoman, the attacking of a peace envoy, the illegal holding of a princess... Sure seems like a few who want to spur on the war against Courland. It's ironic that Meric was initially killed trying to discuss the reasons behind Haense crucifying some of Mardon's citizens, given the situation now," states Rotger, "and you mistake 'everyone in the Courland camp' for a couple loud people. Pasnia was granted independence, the frustrations arise at the timing though of Mardon's claim, that's all there is to it."

7 minutes ago, Will (TauFirewarrior) said:

"Courland is a puppet state of Urguan. Designed to keep humanity killing each other rather than enjoying true prosperity. The Dwed should keep to their business in the mountains." remarks Maric

Rotger at first wonders why the already irritated Maric is having such a civil conversation with each and every Courlander responding, before joining in the conversation himself; "Courland and Urguan are both puppet states of logic and common sense, it's honestly quite tragic to see perfectly able people misguided against such a cause."

15 minutes ago, ImperialRoyalist said:

4 hours ago, Hero_Prodigy said:

> Wins rebellion against entire empire

> Loses to Haense

>Meltdown

>Is vege

>gets absolutely minced by lefty in an argument

>meltdown

>is Niccum

>Destroyed by a 13 year old

>13 year old is Keaton9011

>is Niccum