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𝕿𝖔 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖁𝖎𝖑𝖊 𝖂𝖗𝖊𝖙𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖉 𝕭𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖆𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖓𝖌𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙 "Do not kill Canonists, lest they be Balianese." "Sir they're all Balianese!" "Ah. Go ahead then." An open letter to the Paladin Order and their Vassal Balian: It is a saying in Luraq that the Craven surround the Craven; in other words, it is telling that the Paladin Order content to sit behind walls and hide whilst others fight for them chose to ally themselves with the grandest cowards upon the continent. A shame then, that when we requested the bells be rung to announce our presence, they were not. A shame also that we have stolen your ship. The Paladin Order will have to make due with the "Queen's Retribution" (See a Flaming Sea), should they wish to ever traverse off continent. Now the question you are asking yourselves, what will become of the Paladin's Vessel- the grandest ship in all Aevos? That is simple, it will join the fleet of Luraq in sailing under contract for the Azdrazi Banner. We have affectionally nicknamed it "The Enlightenment," though many have simply taken to calling it "The Azdromoth" or even "Luraqi Drop Party." I am quite fond of the latter. Remember next time you wish to make war upon them, that they now have a ship bearing 28 cannon and two ballistae over two decks. I would appreciate if you lot (the Paladins) would explain to X*n why you have tossed away every gift he has bestowed upon you. Perhaps it is true, as the Order is Married to X*n that they also feel a longing to cheat upon him with others? Much to think about, and much to contemplate. As always, a pleasure, Daahd'Lur, Saint-Slayer, Grand Kapo of Luraq, Admiral of Azdromoth.
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𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕿𝖍𝖊𝖋𝖙 Following the beginning of sunset the Swiv'Lur band marched into the city of Amathine, hoping to find the jewel of the south and a great deal of battle; they were met with no resistance. For better or for worse their activities were unhindered as they proceeded to the docks; stealing the Flagship of the Crown complete with six cannon, the Swiv led by Daahd'Lur proceeded to pillage any and all citizens before setting sail. Once a safe distance from the harbor the Warband began to launch cannon upon the docks sinking the remaining seaborne vessels with the exception of the sole fisherman's dinghy which continued to float about the harbor piloted by one brave aged Elf; though notably none of the cannons were fired upon him. The sinking of The Sul. The sinking of the Tarian'el. 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓐𝓭𝓶𝓲𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷 It is with deep pride and greatest honor that I send to you today word of my exploits. I am sure you heard the cannon, and saw the flames, dearest 'Queen'. It is a warning, nothing more. The flames of wrath and ruin spread across the seas, and they come for you- today was an unfortunate consequence of siding with the Lord of Tyrants, Father of Cowards, and Cuckolded Scoundrel Xan. You strike at us and wish us doom and demise, so we repay you in kind. There are many cowards amongst you, and even some amongst us, but it will be known the Swiv' are not. The war will continue to be brought to your doorstep, famine, bloodshed, desolation, and ruin will admonish your realm unless you withdraw from the conflict. However . . . should you wish to continue this blight upon your populace we have provided you with a new Flagship: We have nicknamed it the "Queen's Retribution" in your honor; hark! Look how it avoids the flames and cannon fire! Surely with this vessel you will be at once able to claim victory with your armies over Luraq! Alas, though I would love to continue this letter I am running out of ink and as you will have noticed I have resorted to using the blood of the Paladins. What they say about their blood being gold- it isn't true, though that would have made for some brilliant writing. Signed, The Saint-Slayer, Scuttler of Ships, Great Kapo of Luraq, Daahd'Lur. P.S Tell Balian they're next.
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[!] Missives circulate Aevos. 𝕿𝖔 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖋𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝕺𝖋 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖑𝖞 𝕷𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝕻𝖊𝖘𝖙 𝕽𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖛𝖆𝖑 To the Cowardly and Obedient Paladins of Xan, It behooves me to announce that despite my general apathy for your people and station I've found insult levied upon me. It was a shock to find that not only was the gang slandered by one of the highest ranking officials of your dying order, but also intertwined with the group known as "Azdrazi," of which no Swiv has ever been a part of. Despite this, an insult upon the Grand Kapo of Luraq is an insult upon his people; and through doing this you have made an enemy of our race and creed. While it is true, I know little of this feud between men in shiny armor who seem to never actually preform combat with the materials they keep so clean, and these described 'lizard men,' I know one thing. Your demise is coming, and Luraq will feed upon your carrion like crows. It brings me great pride and joy to announce that our nation has already decided what to do with the remnants of your keep when you've been eradicated. It was brought to my attention that whilst we own a keep we own no palace- so it was decided amongst our gang to take your keep for that very purpose. But, I'm sure you will not mind as you will not live long enough to see such an event. You can call Elf-tings into your fight to die for you, or even the Oiashmen (though we've heard they left after realizing the folly of siding with a half-witted group such as yourselves.) Nothing will stop the tide of Luraq, and when I saw your head off with my Thanium blade you will know that it was more than a mistake to cross paths with Daahd'Lur, Grand Kapo of the Swiv of Luraq. And finally to Alicjo Verrana, while the Swiv admire your skill in "Swiv-Wahg," it will not be enough to rebuild an order full of nincompoops. Signed, Great Kapo of Luraq Daahd'Lur, The Warmonger
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𝕻𝖆𝖑𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖓 𝕬𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖆𝖆𝖍𝖉 𝕲𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓 𝕮𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝕽𝖊𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖉𝖘 (𝕺𝕾𝕬)
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𝕱𝖔𝖗𝖒𝖆𝖑 𝕯𝖊𝖈𝖑𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝖂𝖆𝖗 𝕿𝖔𝖕 𝕾𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖋 - 𝕯𝖆𝖆𝖍𝖉 𝕲𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓 𝕮𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝕽𝖊𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖉𝖘 (𝕺𝕾𝕬) @femurlord
