Good day,
I am a new player on this server -- please give me your magic.
I will be expecting this in the aforementioned day. Should this request be incomplete upon my arrival, you will face the discordant wrath of my keyboard, as I sow the seeds of dissonance across this server.
You will not have the opportunity to atone (should I not receive magic on this server)
Thank you very much.
Yours faithfully,
A humble miner.