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cadazio

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  1. Congratulations my husband your schizopost hasn’t been deleted for forum spam in .5 seconds… this means you’ve earned the Mandate of Heaven…
  2. Adrian Tobias, No. you may strictly NOT physically or psychologically abuse your servants, houseworkers, underlings, goons, or any sort of human being that lives and breathes under (equal to, or even over) your command. Should you have any further concerns, please contact the Heartlandic Council instead of the reigning monarchs, as issues of law are national and apply to both the Provinces of Aaun and the Petra. As for now, the judicial law shall be expanded and reformed by the Garmont Assembly and future edicts as time passes. Askatasuna Jainkoaren Bitartez, Frantzisko, Lord Chancellor
  3. The Crab briefly recalls the lives of Mikhael, and Ser Leopold before him. He broke bread with them, too, as he did with Gerard. He grew increasingly worried of his friend's tendencies of being murdered. A pat on the back came as comfort to Mattia, though the aged Crab too wept, in the secrecy of his chambers, away from prying eyes. How many blades would it take, he thought, until none of his friends remained? In a crib, a blind girl remains ignorant of her father's death. Blind eyes would've never seen his face, but hands could've felt it, and ears could've heard his voice. A small blessing, perhaps, that Adeline would never have to grieve him, her age barring her understanding of her father's end.
  4. THE CRAB, ready for his assigned inspection, searched all of Númendil for Archbishop Callahan.
  5. Felices pascuas a todos los latinos, el Señor ha resucitado. ✝️
  6. Frantzisko of Albarosa's hands were clasped in prayer, kneeling before the altar, his gaze fixed upwards to the Lorraine hanging from the ceiling. He'd seen the necromancers, the ghouls, the liches and their hosts. He'd lived horrified at their acts, had mourned their crimes, and pleaded the Heavenly Host for a sliver of hope. And in the dark of the night, CAIUS PRIMUS came holding the lantern of lanterns, a sun most bright, and in its incandescence, the Merkatar was no longer afraid.
  7. Under GOD, His Eminence, Frantzisko Cardinal Albarosa doth so decree… THE FIRST FRANTZISKAN COUNCIL LEHEN FRANTZISKAN KONTSEILUA | PRIMUM CONCILIUM FRANCISCANUM 13th of Harren’s Folly, 1969 In the warmth of the Lord’s embrace, benedictions unto you, brothers and sisters in faith under the ALBAROSAN See, clergy and lay residents of Aaunic and Petran soil alike. The last decades have seen an exponential growth in the Archdiocese’s population, and with it, increased responsibilities. Oh, Saint Godwin and Casica, orthodox and owynists, you are heard by el Alba Rosa, and called forth in summons to the FIRST FRANTZISKAN COUNCIL. Herein, the questions of the Archiepiscopate’s administration, of clerical and laymen appointments, of distribution of duties and responsibilities, and of the roles of the several groups within the jurisdiction shall be discussed in length. The COUNCIL shall take place at the APOSTOLIC CITY’s synodal chamber in the month of Tobias's Bounty, Anno Domini 1970. Herein, a more detailed list of the contents of the discussion, issues expected to be resolved during the seating of the COUNCIL; ALL LAYMEN AND CLERGY IN REVERENCE, IN ALBAROSA; THE EAST OF AEVOS. ALL LAYMEN AND CLERGY IN REVERENCE, IN ST GODWIN; THE APOSTOLIC KINGDOM AND THEIR SHEPHERD, JEAN BISHOP SAINT GODWIN. ALL LAYMEN AND CLERGY IN REVERENCE, IN CASICA; THE COMMONWEALTH. AND THEIR SHEPHERD, RHOSYN CARDINAL CASICA. AND HIS HOLINESS, THE IMMOVABLE VICAR OF GOD, THE WITCH HUNTER, THE SLAYER OF DARKSPAWN, CAIUS PRIMUS, AND HIS PONTIFICAL CURIA.
  8. my opinion on this matter is whatever my lord @christman wills it to be. forget the old comment. maltamoss is always evil.
  9. MALTAMOSS.

    It's over. The Church of the Canon is the MOST EVIL organization on the Lord of the Craft. I'm serious! I saw Borin (with seven underscores, btw) jump out of the Hand of Horen's one hundred and seventh story window, and land in the water UNHARMED. If you didn't know, falling into water from such a height would be equivalent to JUMPING INTO CONCRETE. It's true; science confirmed it. Something must be at play here. I mean, one does not simply SURVIVE that, right? This is proof that the Church is hiding things we can't comprehend. The Curia secret discord group chat predetermined line of succession and decision making has willed that on this day Borin (seven underscores) survive that jump in order to become Pontiff after MadOne, Viros (who's making a comeback in 6 months bt) and Christ2man. It's real. There's detailed OOC documents with comprehensive plans. I've seen them. I KNOW TOO MUCH!!!! The unreformable Church is our damnation. MRA accelerationism must return to bring back the balance Canonismo needs. Please. I beg of you. It is our only chance to survive the ibleesian Church.

    Love,

    Maltamoss.

    1. MaltaMoss

      MaltaMoss

      MRA ACCELERATIONISM IS THE ONLY WAY FORWARD

      DEATH TO THE USURPER

      BOBBYISM WILL BE EXTINGUISHED

  10. REQUIESCE IN PACE, SIXTUS SEXTUS 1900 - 1965 After fourteen years of his Pontificate, the time has come to bid farewell to the Vicar of GOD one last time before his ascension to the Seven Skies. The Head of our Faith in a particularly tumultuous time, SIXTUS THE SIXTH is now afforded the path to Sweet Reunion, to join his fellow Pontiffs in Paradise as they look upon Canondom below. To be held in the Temple of the Four Exalted, beside the Apostolic Kingdom of Aaun and within hallowed ground of the APOSTOLIC CITY in exactly one Saint’s Month, RHOSYN CARDINAL CASICA shall officiate a funeral service in the traditional rite, where the Pontifex Emeritus’ remains shall be put to rest in burial. SEVEN BELLS FOR THE DECEASED PONTIFF
  11. IN TRISTITIA ☨ INTER REGNAT SEDE VACANTE - ELECTIO PONTIFICALIS 1965 With solemn sorrow, the Pontifical Chancery announces the homicide of the Vicar of GOD within the halls of the APOSTOLIC CITY, where His Holiness’ body was laid dead amongst the tomes of the Pontifical Library, murdered by stabbing. Assuming this most sacrosanct of offices in 1951, the High Pontiff reigned for a total of 14 years. A funeral is to be held in the APOSTOLIC CITY in the coming Saint’s Months where all mourners are welcome. Further details on the date will soon be made publicly available. During the brief months between His Holiness’ Passing and the CONCLAVE, the Church was held under an interregnum by the Vice-Chancellor, Matthias Cardinal Lotharia, in preparation for the election. REQUIEM IN CAELUM SIXTUS SEXTUS 1900 - 1965 Earlier this month, incumbent cardinal-voters were summoned for CONCLAVE at the APOSTOLIC CITY at the late hours of the night, and debated well into the morning the future of the Church. Seven votes had been cast and soon they were tied together and string. The conclave fell silent, anticipation thick in the air. Brandt Cardinal Albarosa Brandt Cardinal Albarosa Brandt Cardinal Albarosa Villorik Cardinal Westerwald Josef Cardinal Jorenus Brandt Cardinal Albarosa Brandt Cardinal Albarosa White smoke rose through the clouds above the Pontifical Residence. To those gathered in the courtyard below, the Vice-Chancellor proclaimed; “HABEMUS PAPAM.”
  12. Frantzisko of Saint Godwin, on one of his few visits to Hyspia, offers a reassuring DOUBLE THUMBS UP at the recent development.
  13. Grigori Nikolai Gregory Nicholas, enjoying a pleasant evening walk down the busy streets of WHITESPIRE, panicked as he noticed his name on the tabloids. He looked to his accompanying brother, his lips curving into a coy grin. His mind returned to the King's prophetic dreams... "Ehr... surprise?" @sanriu
  14. Joseph III and Charlotte Augustina during their early courtship. A soft breeze danced through Petersburg and bells chimed softly. Sunlight danced between stained glass of Saint Tobias’ chapel and bathed Joseph and Charlotte in holy light. “Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!" cried the woman as she engulfed her to-be husband in a tight hug. TO OUR CHERISHED SUBJECTS, Jubilation! The Ducal Chair rejoices in the union of Duke Joseph III and Lady Charlotte Augustina of Petersburg. The newlyweds invite all citizens of Petersburg, and of lands beyond, to assist in this holiest of sacrament at Saint Tobias’ Chapel. Afterwards, a brief and private reception shall be held at the Ducal household to celebrate the couple. Special invitations are extended to, His Ducal Grace’s esteemed pedigree, d’Maltose His Grace, Lord Isaiah Matthews d’Maltose His Grace, Lord Saul d’Maltose Her Grace, Lady Adriana Renatia d’Maltose His Lordship, Baron George Alexander, his esteemed pedigree, and the people of Corentina His Lordship, Lord John Ronald d’Maltose and the Petersburg Ducal Guard IN NOMINE DEI, HIS DUCAL GRACE, Joseph III, by the grace of GOD, Duke of Petersburg
  15. Charlotte Augustina politely applauded the Baron of Corentina - she awaited many a-more pleasant chats with Georgie!
  16. Grigori Nikolai prepares to forward this proposal to the King. He sweats profusely.
  17. Ummm upon further reading I think I'm gonna have to say no thanks on this AMA. "Ironic" Aaunic capital layout shit is not funny. Should've noticed it was him earlier, but one of your top people was literally posting aaunic capital layout proposals in #general the other day. Also that shit he posted in the Discord is highkey poor quality.
  18. FREE VIRAJ

  19. Bishop Frantzisko wonders wether the Archdiocese of Albarosa, whose Coat of Arms was also of a purple and gold mix, would be subject to the same scrutiny under copyright infriction. He penned a letter to the Archbishop detailing Disney Clan Starbreaker's litigious nature.
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