Sr_Dimentio

"Oi Boss! Look at this!" Squeakington, Dementio's little bat minion came to him with news, delivered by his bat animatii "Ugh... I can't be bothered right now Squeakington!" he then readed whatever news his minions delivered, his eyes widening "Oh..." the count remembered that old man he recruited because the villain found funny, remembered when they argued for any stupid reason, remembered how much they lived together, and then... Realized how this would be something he would be a thing he would experience a lot in the future "Hick, hm?" he left a ragged sigh, cleaning some tears quickly, villains don't cry after all "Well... A human... He will... Probably be in a nice place right now... I hope..." he reassured himself, before grumbling some curses under his breath "Damnit... Goodbye you stubborn old man... G-Goodbye Hick... Rest well..."

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Joka, a jester ghoul that was around, not in the kidnapping per se, just making the child of the hostage cry after throwing a cake at her face, giggled as he covered his mouth "Hee hee... That was funny..." He nodded at his own muttered words as he remember the cake attack.

"Hmmm..." A yellow jester peered into the missive, the eyes on his ''mask'' squinting a little as an unnaturally long grin appeared on his face "I remember that... I watched the door..." he nodded "I wonder how this will end... I only know it will be fun..." he chuckled, the demon playing with some purple malflame on his fingers.

"Hu hu hu hu..." Joka, self-proclaimed right-hand man of OVERLORD SMILEBONE laughed upon the announcement "OH OVERLORD SMILEBONE! Your greatness knows no bounds! And your smartness" he invented that word "knows no limits! GYAH HA HA HA!!!" the minion cackled one last time, before sighing "Well... I'm going to prank some mortals now..."

"Yes!!! LANDSKAR!!! I LOVE YOU!!! SIGN MY SHIRT!!! AAAAAAAAAH!!!!" Lucien, a fan of the group, calmly said as he prepared for yet another great concert.

"Hu hu hu hu. . ." A Chorister, member of the Ordermen, chuckled while reading one of the missives, covering his mouth "I can't wait. . ." he whispered as he stored the missive on his robes, ready to spread the faith and uphold the moral of the ORDER, the holy and dutiful Golden Cohort. Maybe he should prepare some speeches...

"Hurting his own daughter... And children...?" Dementio, a father before a villain, crumbled the paper furious while reading "That's all the damn small respect I had left... That pathetic little man is nothing but a coward if he has to hurt his own children... Shame... Shame is what those who obey him should feel right now... Do any of them has children...? And they're not dying of the embarassment of obeying a little man that hurts his own children... That hurts defenseless children... That's the definition of COWARDICE!!!" he slammed his fist on a table, panting from the anger as Squeakington flinched, putting a hand on Dementio's leg, the two went quiet.

The count sneezed once again "Damnit... I feel like like foolish citizenry has an annoyingly possitive opinion of me... The most dastardly of villains... Squeakinton! Get the banana peels. . ." the creature offered some "No... The extra slippery ones. . ." he said, serious... Prepared to cause trouble...

"Mwe he he he. . ." the Count chuckled, covering his mouth "You see this Squeakinton!? A new group foolishly displaced... If they join my DOOM Troupe it could be kind of cool! But I must say... I just want this foolish war to stop alredy... They're kind of overshadowing my evil plans..." The creature nodded multiple times "Yes boss! You're so right boss! Now stop being whining about it!" the count groaned "Ugh! Whatever! The important thing is the DOOM Troupe is the coolest group! MWA HA HA HA HA!" they then made a really cool special handshake

[!] A missive is sent on different places over Azuras, seemingly dropped by bats. THE DOOM TROUPE Greetings my little foolish citizens of Azuras... The extremely handsome and charismatic Grand Count Dementio, Supreme Overlord of the DOOM Troupe and Tyrant of the Stars speaking!!! New year, new attempt at a group extermination... Now! The cool magic people! I must say, I was always fascinated by magic and technology, I have my own EVIL POWERS even, I guess that makes me a kill on sight on the Empire, not that I care, what a boring place MWA HA HA HA! Now! Listen to me mages... Like what I said with cursed children, you must not take this foolishness, you worked hard to get some cool powers! And you must not subject yourselves to be simple tools! Here... In my beautifully evil DOOM Troupe, we let mages be themselves and use their magic as they want as long as they don't kill anyone! Because... Well, I need the foolish people so I can subject them to my tyranny... You're not tools to be used and discarded! You don't deserve to be kill on sight! For this... I have the same offer I gave the last time, abandon that place while you can, no matter if they offer you a license, not worth it! They want to use you! Go to any other place that accepts you, WHY would you still help them? And here's a little offer... JOIN ME! The superior evil overlord! Yes! Technology AND magic shall conform the DOOM Troupe! My MACHINE ARMY is being made! Closer and closer to completion, my DOOMBOTS that are like my own devious offspring will awaken soon... And now... I offer you mages to join! Join and become part of my Troupe! I will accept you as what you are and together... TOGETHER we shall conquer this rotten world! Our mischief and evilness shall bring fear and CHAOS all over Azuras! CHAOS!!! Again, if salty, send me a letter, I will make fun of you... And if you're a mage willing to give strenght to the alredy strong forces of the DOOM Troupe, send a letter too! But to make your integration into my evil ranks official! Now... It seems Squeakington wants to write something, oh my. [!] It's like someone tried to write "Dumb whoever reads this" here, but with really bad handwriting; it looks like scribbles... Oh you're so funny Squeakington! Wait I just read it! DAMNIT!!! Well... My offer is there and I will gladly accept anyone into my DOOM Troupe! Oh I'm so great, I adore myself! YOU SHOULD TOO!!! The GRAND Count Dementio out!!! PD: Still evil! Shut up!

"Mwa ha ha ha ha! You see this Squeakington!? Now it seems you're only human if you follow the most OBVIOUS villain orders, no matter how OBVIOUSLY Evil are! Do you see this Squeakington!?" The creature hummed "Don't know much about politics Boss..." Dementio groaned "Of course you don't! But c'mon! Only thing he needs to do now is him kicking babies or puppies or something..." He rubbed his chin "If... If that didn't happen already... Well! Back to Evil planning! And as the greater villain I am... I have more important stuff than simple puppy kicking..." He raised a finger, storing the missive away.

HEY YOU TOO!!!! 1- DO YOU ALSO OBEY AND ADORE THE DOOM TROUPE!?!?!? 2- OF COURSE YOU DO!!!! 3- Anything you would change about how Hick's story went? What's Hick's favourite food? 4- Why Igor the Hunchback is so cool like wth?

HEY!!! GREETINGS!!!! 1- DO YOU ADORE AND OBEY THE DOOM TROUPE!?!? 2- OF COURSE YOU DO!!! 3- What's your favourite lotc race (including CAs) and your favourite magic/feat...?

The count would sneeze "Huh? Weird... I have the sensation someone called me a hero... Well! I must continue my plans to plunge this world into chaos and destroy every HOPE and DREAM of descendants! Just because I'm a jerk! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA-" he took a sip from the #1 EVIL Boss his daughter Villaina made him, before resuming his evil laugh "MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! And no hero will stop me!!! Right Squeakington!?" the creature saluted "Yes Boss!!!"

"What!?" Dementio screamed when he heard the news, he couldn't believe this, the child that just some time ago was playing with them on the old Viru... "Those... Monsters!!!" he lamented "This is what they do to those that follow their heart? And then they will say how whimsical they are! Peace and Love! **** them!!!" he groaned "Rest in peace... I hope you are in a nice place..."

[!] A missive is sent on different places over Azuras, seemingly dropped by bats. THE DOOM TROUPE Greetings people and citizens of Azuras. The Grand Count Dementio, Supreme Overlord of the DOOM Troupe, speaking. I guess you all have heard of the cruelty Norland is inflicting upon the cursed children, previously one of the few places of acceptance for them. They're people, people that have no fault for the things any of their parents did, and that deserve a normal life as much as any of you citizenry. I don't write this message with any good or kindness in mind, I am the Tyrant of the Stars, the villain that wants to take over this foolish disgusting world, and mold it to my shape and greatness! But I have an offer, join me! Join the DOOM Troupe! Everyone is invited to my Troupe! And of course, as the great Boss I am (unlike others), you will be accepted and protected, as any other of my minions! The only thing you'll have to do is let me boss you around of course! Mwe he he he. But... If you're not interested and don't accept, I must instead give you an advice... Don't. Don't accept the torture that Norland wants to inflict upon you. It's not your fault, it was never your fault, you don't need to suffer for things that escape your control. The fools that want to inflict this upon you seem to forget that it's because this kind of cruel things that some of you end up in really bad places. It's NOT your fault. Escape, there are places out there that can accept your kind without unnecessary torment: I've seen your people in Cerulia for example, I don't know if they still accept you in Junmura. And Aldunn... If they still accept you I don't feel confident in that being a thing for much time, but I could be mistaken. Anyways, please, don't accept their terms, you will either die for nothing, or turn into a tool for them to use. At last, I just want to say that, if you're angry while reading this, salty by my words and opinions even if I'm just saying what I'm seeing... Please, do send me a letter so I can make fun of you! MWA HA HA HA HA!!! I'm so handsome and great!!! The GRAND Count Dementio out! PD: I'm not good or anything!!! Just having some mercy, okay!?!? I just want new minions!!! Yes!!! THAT!!!

"Disgusting..." Dementio spat "Is for this kind of foolishness they end up in really bad places... Well! If this was actually their decision, and not because they're cowards terrified of the Empire, they must be simply stupid I guess." he didn't destroy the missive, simply storing it on his vest.

"What!? Prince of the Stars!? But I'm the TYRANT OF THE STARS!!!" A grumpy, evil villain declared, the GRAND Count Dementio! "Well... I forgive them because war... But I'm salty... Whatever! I don't have time anyways I shall focus on my MACHINES!!!" Meanwhile Zyaire, an elf soldier holding lots of grudges, sharpened his blade, the Symphony of War "Tsk... Disgusting... Empire scum... They dared to torture me in the past... They think they're so special, having all those puppies following them... I swear even if it's the last thing I do! That I will hear their screams! Their screams shall be just notes in the composition that it's my revenge!" He then started playing the violin dramatically, stumbling from place to place of the room he and his brother were hiding as tears fell from his eyes, not stopping to play his melody, his requiem "Haha... Hahahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" meanwhile, his brother was probably really weirded out, if he heard his brother's ramble and sudden "concert"...

A certain COUNT OF CHAOS and VILLAIN was proud "Better to follow your heart than to follow some stupid orders by people that think they're cool! And aren't! Unlike me... The Grand Count! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"