Charles The Bald

1 hour ago, Beholder said:

"Wot, abstain from votin'? Feck tha', ahm votin' fer Garedyn."

 

"Nobodeh' should probableh' listen to the Irongut clan leader who took ovah, anh' empteh' clan, and left it an empteh clan and relic less. Eet' also complained the whole toime about Urguan whoile' doin nothin' to improveh' it"

As Dor'Nal approaches the notice board, determination etched on their face, they firmly grasp a notice in their hand. With purposeful strides, they reach the board, eyeing the available space. Positioning themselves, they raise their arm, holding the notice in place against the wood. In their other hand, a hammer glints in the light, ready for action.

With swift precision, the dwarf brings the hammer down, the resounding thud echoing through the air. A sturdy nail pierces the notice, securing it firmly to the board. The notice is now securely fastened for all to see.

The Easy Choice

The Grand Kingdom of Urguan like other communities will always keep having goals within itself, those are not always the most interesting ones. So many of you fail to grasp that a community doesn’t have to bring you a goal to be a member of it. You have to work, entertain yourself and take care of yourself and your family like an adult. 

Our common objective is crystal clear: to foster the growth of The Grand Kingdom of Urguan. It's as simple as that. Of course, the nature of this goal may vary depending on your position within the kingdom, but make no mistake, it remains a driving force. If you're expecting a king or someone else to provide you with excitement or be the sole savior of the kingdom, well, prepare for a lengthy wait.

I understand the importance of your clans expanding, but let's shift our focus. Instead of teaching newcomers that your clan reigns supreme over others, let's redirect their attention towards the magnificence of Urguan. We must remember that the growth of The Grand Kingdom should never devolve into a ruthless competition among clans.

Yes, every king has had their fair share of failures. But let's not forget, they have also accomplished great things during their reigns. Take Norli Starbreaker, for instance. He may have amassed great wealth and assembled a competent clergy, but his actions caused ripples within the community that are still felt to this day. And what about Jorvin? A formidable warrior, no doubt, but he had to be removed due to his unfortunate tendency to doze off.

While it is easy to criticize the actions of past kings, many of you still staunchly defend your friends and clan members as if they had saved the world. As someone who is recognized as an exceptional worker when motivated, I can easily understand the thought process behind such loyalty but unfortunately, to go forward, that doesn’t matter. It is essential that you change your ways and consider the bigger picture.

Furthermore, just because your friend or clan member is familiar to you does not automatically make them a suitable candidate for leadership. If the person in question rarely interacts with the community and is seldom seen by other dwarves, how can we consider Conan Goldhand to be a competent leader? 

It simply doesn't make sense. Regardless of your plans, if you only present your ideas during election time, how can we view you as a worthy leader of our community? Your motivation seems to be driven solely by ego and believing your right over others.

Simultaneously, if you continuously propose a multitude of ideas and establish numerous organizations that fail to sustain themselves, not only are you exhausting yourself, but you are also failing to achieve anything substantial. Voting for Garedyn The Green doesn’t make any sense to me yet, as he has a lot to learn.

In conclusion, instead of casting your vote, I encourage you to abstain and continue being a content and fulfilled member of The Grand Kingdom of Urguan, things will get better. 

Thank you.

The Movement Forever.

THE CAMPAIGN BEGINS

18th of the first seed

As we approach the discussions of a new election, it seems The Old Guard and their puppets have resurfaced, spewing their tired rhetoric about some of us being unfit for leadership. Let me tell you, that is absolute nonsense. It is The Old Guard who has perpetuated a stagnant system, constantly courting the establishment, and failing miserably every time.

Their outdated approach has resulted in numerous uprisings, monotonous reigns, and an undue burden on the shoulders of the ruler. Most importantly, their flawed systems have forced them to retreat from power with their tails between their legs, like the scavenging dogs they truly are. Where are you Old Guard ?

Agnar may be inclined to heed the advice of his Old Guard cronies, but it doesn't matter because we've had enough of their disastrous ideas. They have refused to adapt to the changing times, even after being warned by Charles “The Bald” himself. Their failure to evolve has brought us to the current state of affairs we find ourselves in today.

The Old Guard is nothing more than a group of do-nothings, clinging onto antiquated tools once possessed by Urguan. Due to their repeated neglect, these tools have become rusty relics. They only resurface occasionally to regurgitate their useless way of thinking and showing their rusty piece of crap.

If you were to ask them if they've done a good job, they would proclaim themselves the greatest leaders in history, without ever admitting to their countless mistakes. But we know better. We are still paying the price for many of their blunders.

Yet, I still have faith in us. We are a tremendous community, brimming with the most promising dwarves of all eras. However, we find ourselves at a critical juncture in our history once again but we can fight through it.

Our Movement is composed of trailblazers and forward-thinkers, and today, we relaunch our campaign. Being the first to do so, we will swiftly gain the upper hand in terms of political power and understanding compared to our upcoming opponents. Our mission is to transform Urguan into a better place for all dwarves.

The Movement will inspire clan leaders to integrate their members into the larger community after their clans, fostering unity within the kingdom. This is a mistake that countless clan leaders have made, but we will rectify it.

The Movement will elevate the elder clans to an even higher status, granting them greater rights within our community. Simultaneously, we will empower the common clans, showing them the right path to expansion within the kingdom and helping them establish their own unique culture.

The Movement will propose a superior political system for The Grand Kingdom of Urguan, consulting with clan leaders to create a framework that allows the kingdom to grow while allowing the king to rest, instead of burdening the ruler with all responsibilities, causing repetitive problems within our kingdom over the years.

The Movement will restructure and streamline positions within Urguan, seeking input from all of you. These exciting changes will reshape our community, forging a true dwarven kingdom in the eyes of Yemekar.

The Movement will foster better unity between Heffrum, Urguan, and our vassals. We will elevate Urguan to a position of unmatched power on the global stage. The mere thought of The Grand Kingdom of Urguan will strike fear into the hearts of world leaders, causing them to bow before us once again.

The Movement will be proactive, far more than Agnar and The Old Guard have ever been. Our actions will bring about sweeping transformations within Urguan, propelling us to unprecedented growth.

The Movement will fight relentlessly, even if we are not elected, until The Grand Kingdom of Urguan reclaims its rightful place as a respected and illustrious realm.

Together, we will reign over the realm supreme, now and forever.

Together, Urguan will grow to a higher status. 

Together, we will make Urguan a better place.

Together, we are THE MOVEMENT.

"Ah' thought Jorvin how'eh' toh' wipe his hammah' pretteh proud of teh lad" would say Charles "The Bald".

Charles finds himself onboard a passenger airplane when a sudden emergency occurs. The pilots have fallen ill due to a severe case of food poisoning. Realizing that time is of the essence, Charles takes charge and decides to step into the cockpit to save the day.

As chaos ensues among the passengers, Charles springs into action. With a determined look on his face, he strides towards the cockpit door. Without hesitation, he grabs the handle and swings it open, revealing the empty pilot seats before him. He would take control of the Intercom.

DING DONG !

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. We have experienced a temporary situation in the cockpit, and I, Captain Charles "The Bald," will be taking control of the aircraft. Please remain calm and follow the instructions of the cabin crew. Our utmost priority is your safety, and we will do everything we can to ensure a smooth and safe flight.

I may be a dwarf, but I assure you, I am a highly skilled and experienced pilot. I've flown in the legion of The Grand Kingdom of Urguan and have countless hours in the air. Your safety is my top concern, and I will do everything in my power to get us safely to our destination.

As the dwarf started the engines and the various systems the plane has, a group of passengers would approach the cockpit and start asking questions. One of the passengers would curiously say to the captain :

Captain Charles, forgive us for intruding, but we're all understandably concerned. How are you going to fly this plane without the usual co-pilot and flight crew?

DING DONG !

I appreciate your concern, my friends, but there's no going back. Rest assured, I have been trained to handle emergency situations and can operate the aircraft on my own if needed. While it's true that having a full crew is ideal, I will rely on my experience and the assistance of air traffic control to navigate this situation safely.

The Passengers would exclaim many worries :

Captain, what about the communication with air traffic control? Will you be able to manage that while flying the plane?

DING DONG !

Communication is vital, and I have extensive experience in radio communication protocols. I'll be in constant contact with air traffic control throughout the flight. They will guide me through any procedures and provide assistance as needed. We have a reliable support system in place to ensure we're on the right track.

One of the passengers, named @drfate786 would say : 

Captain Charles, what if something goes wrong? How can we trust that you'll be able to handle any unexpected situations?

DING DONG !

I understand your concerns, and I appreciate your trust in me. Safety is my utmost priority, and I have undergone rigorous training to handle a wide range of emergency scenarios during The Fringe. I've faced challenging situations before, and I am confident in my ability to make sound decisions and take appropriate actions. Rest assured, I will do everything in my power to ensure our safety throughout the flight.

As the conversation settles, Captain Charles "The Bald" returns his focus to the controls, ensuring the aircraft could eventually lift off. The passengers, reassured by his confidence and professionalism, begin to regain their composure.

With the aircraft lined up on the runway, Captain Charles increases the throttle, and the plane starts accelerating. The passengers feel a gentle push back into their seats as the plane gains speed.

As the plane races down the runway, the dwarf pilot expertly maneuvers the controls, maintaining a steady course. The passengers feel a slight lift as the wheels leave the ground, and the aircraft becomes airborne.

DING DONG !

We have taken off. Ladies and gentlemen, you are now on your way to your destination. Relax, sit back, and enjoy the flight aboard Urguan Air 536

Thank you itdontmatta !

Warning to everyone that you need to be involved in the player report to post, right now a lot of you are in infraction and could be considered as rule breakers.

This is 100% serious and I have contacted @Telanirand will ultimately contact @Tythusif this is not handled correctly.

Itdontmata has been gaslighting me for a long time and I am tired of this.

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A dwarf would catch the wind of the death of Charles Galbraith, it would be another hard day in the long life of the dwarf as Charles "The Bald" mourned his dearest friend.

"Why do all my human friends gotta die early... I want them with me... forever" would say the dwarf.

I cannot wait to beta test Curio.

PUBLIC LETTER TO THE

ANVIL CULT

Only fools, and I must say tremendous fools, would ever dare to make an audacious attempt to claim a dwarven relic for themselves.

The sheer power and magnitude of this relic are beyond anything we've ever seen before. It's tremendous, folks, truly tremendous.

Let me tell you, the highest possible magics, the most powerful magics known to our species, have been intricately woven into the very fabric of this anvil.

It's like nothing you've ever seen, believe me. Anyone who dares to lay their hands on it will be consumed by madness.

Yes, you heard that right, madness! This is not a game, folks. It's a matter of utmost importance and caution.

Now, we might find ourselves in a situation where we have no other choice, no other option but you to confront the might of the dwarves of Tal'Yrro.

We, let me tell you, are formidable. We have a history of resilience, strength, and honor. But mark my words, we will not back down. We will face you head-on, with courage and determination.

However, there is still a chance for peaceful resolution. I urge you, my dear adversaries, to reconsider your actions.

Surrender the anvil, this remarkable dwarven relic, or else you may face the consequences, the final judgment.

And let me tell you, folks, you won't like what awaits you if you choose to defy us.

So, think wisely, consider the gravity of your actions. This is a pivotal moment, a crossroads where the fate of our worlds hangs in the balance.

Let's strive for diplomacy, for understanding, and avoid unnecessary conflicts.

Only then can we hope to navigate through these troubled times and forge a brighter future for all.

            Charles “The Bald”
Grand Marshall of Tal’Yrro

The First Dwed of The Underworld

The Reformer of Justice

The Grandest Dwarven Champion

The Creature of Kaz'Ulrah

The Defender of The Rhun

NARVAK OZ URGUAN, KAVIR OZ DA ELGI-KHOROK'ARAKRUMM

1 hour ago, Llir said:

this is a wild game of gotcha being played on the forums today. next you're going to tell me that vailor was entirely ripped from PMC or something

I can't wait to see you in the accused box with you know who defending you.

You cannot keep this up Llir !

2 hours ago, NotEvilAtAll said:

It says that MOJANG is allowed to use the creation of any other person and that MOJANG can permit other people to use said creations.

You will debate with them for years on this without them ever grasping what the text is actually saying.

The Grand Thug Marshall readies to share the toll fee to the Brathmordakin High Prophet.

"Long live Kal'Yrro" he yells at the entrance.

This is one of the temp maps we've had, that's for sure.

There was one peculiar habit that Charles “The Bald” possessed—a habit that had become somewhat of a legend within the kingdom and the world.

Every time The Bald finished writing a letter, be it to a fellow dwarf, a distant relative, or even an important dignitary, he would pause, gently lick his lips, and carefully seal the envelope.

This act had become so ingrained in his routine that everybody liked to receive letter from Charles, you can guess the rest. However, this one letter was left in the halls of Urguan within the refugee city of Savory for every dwarf to read :

The Failures of Garedyn The Green

We are the greatest movement in the entire world and the sky, folks. Believe me, nobody comes close. Now, let's talk about Garedyn the Green, the so-called High Chief of Heffrum. Let me tell you, he's been a disaster, an absolute disaster!

As High Chief of Heffrum, Garedyn has failed miserably in surpassing Urguan, the reigning dwarven nation. Heffrum is like a little puppy, always sitting right next to Urguan, never able to stand on its own. And guess what? It's going to stay that way until I'm gone.

Heffrum is a tremendously dull place, believe me. The architecture there, just like the halflings' buildings, lacks any semblance of originality. Sad! I totally get why nobody wants to waste their time in such a lackluster setting.

It's run by Asketil Blackroot, who's calling the shots and making it nearly impossible for anyone with fresh ideas to make a difference. What a tremendous shame for such a "cool" place, right?
 

That’s why the people of Heffrum have to come in Urguan and promote their ideals and their seriously terrible ideas; Our king want’s to concentrate power and religion, instead, Garedyn creates 5 different things and 20 other oaths. What a farce that is !

If it wasn't for Garedyn abusing his powers, Heffrum wouldn't have dared to build right in front of Urguan's gate, attracting all sorts of people who would have never even considered going to his pathetic city.

And let me tell you about Garedyn's role as the Grand Steward. He couldn't even reduce taxes properly. The people rose against him because he was so incompetent. But you know what he did? He abused his position and manipulated the taxes in Urguan to benefit himself. Look at how much Heffrum’s taxes were reduced when he announced a tax break, a joke !

Oh, and don't even get me started on his time as the Grand Admiral. He built a port-city that was empty from the moment it was created until the moment it ended. It was a complete waste of time and resources. And those ships he built? Useless! They never sailed, never fulfilled their purpose. Just a big, fat waste!

Now, let's talk about Garedyn as the High Prophet. What a disaster he is! He has caused nothing but trouble within Urguan. He even went so far as to kill another dwarf, embarrassing the institutions. And let's not forget his favoritism. He promoted his seer buddies within the clergy, practicing nepotism like it's some kind of game unlike Norli Starbreaker, who taught him everything he knows. Norli accepted dwarves from every faction, not Garedyn.

He constantly tried to get other parties arrested, creating chaos and division. He even created multiple factions within the same institution, for Yemekar's sake! And the concept of oaths he came up with? They were just copied from the Rhun, right after they created them. Talk about lack of originality!

And don't even get me started on Garedyn's supposed faith. He called for honor duels among dwarves, but he didn't act with righteousness. No, he let his emotions dictate his actions, just like he's been doing for years. He's nothing more than a childish individual who can't control himself.

He likes to talk about Norli Starbreaker, but let me tell you, he has none of Norli's redeeming qualities. No, he just takes on Norli's bad traits like it's normal behavior. And you know what? Nobody shows up to his clergy events like they do for Norli. He's a nobody, a nobody pretending to be a leader by speaking loud but actually doing absolutely NOTHING !!!

He has secret meetings with his seer pals, engaging in nepotism left and right. And you know what's the worst part?

Nobody wants to follow him. Nobody believes in him, nobody respects him.

So, here's what I have to say to Garedyn the Green: it's time for you to leave The Grand Kingdom of Urguan. We don't need your so-called help anymore.

Heffrum will be better with you and Urguan without you.

That little puppy of Urguan will finally have a chance to thrive without Asketil’s incompetence dragging it down.

THE MOVEMENT

FOREVER

As the town burned town, the dwarf marched forward, he knew fires from wood couldn't melt the metals within them, his last gift to Barrowton would be to steal their valuables left behind.

"Ah'm the richest dwarf alive roight now" would say the dwarf as he jumped and clapped his feet at his newly found resource pit.

4 hours ago, Llir said:

 

Took a look at the site, it appears to all happen with client-side javascript, no network data is sent to a server.

 

@Wholesome_Thomas

I proposed to him to send the logs to my database server but he kept asking me about help for client-side code, I had to give up eventually and help him with client-side stuff.

Great work man, really impressive !

One day, while spying on the king, Charles overheard a conversation between the tax collector and the king. They were discussing a new tax law that would increase the taxes on food and medicine, which would make it impossible for the poor to survive. Charles was furious, and he knew he had to act fast.

He made his way to the tax office, where he used his mining skills to create a hidden entrance. Once inside, he found the tax boxes and set up a complex system of traps and obstacles to prevent anyone from getting to them.

The next day, when the tax office opened, the tax collectors were shocked to find that they couldn't access the tax boxes. They searched the office from top to bottom, but they couldn't find any signs of forced entry. They had no idea what had happened.

Meanwhile, word of the blockade began to spread throughout the city. People were thrilled to learn that they didn't have to pay taxes, and they started to see Charles as a hero. As they cheered inside of their souls, they received a letter from The Movement :

NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION

AGNAR WILL YOU HEAR US ?

My fellow dwarves, we are living in some of the toughest times this kingdom has ever seen.

The global economy is in shambles, and our once-great nation is struggling to keep its head above water.

 And as if that weren't enough, we're being hit with massive taxes left and right, making it harder and harder for hardworking dwarves to get by.

Can you believe what's going on? Agnar "Sleepy" Ireheart is just going ahead and rewriting the articles and religion of our kingdom without consulting anyone. 

That's not right, folks. We deserve to have a say in how our kingdom is run. It's time to stand up and speak out! This is just plain wrong.

We can't let this sleeping tyrant take away our rights and freedoms. We need to band together and take a stand against this injustice. 

The Movement is doing just that, folks. We have blocked every tax box in the tax office, and let me tell you, I did it myself. 

We can't let this unfair taxation burden us hardworking dwarves any longer. That's why today, we're declaring a tax-free holiday.

We need to come together and support each other, especially in light of recent attacks on our cities.

We need to show our resilience in the face of adversity. 

So let's unite and show the Grand Kingdom of Urguan that we won't back down to their corruption and fraud. 

And let's savor this tax-free holiday, because we deserve it, folks. 

Together, we can make a change and put an end to this unjust taxation once and for all !

Charles “The Bald” II

What ban do you consider that you shouldn't have gotten and why ?

As the fire crackled in the hearth and the aroma of ale filled the air, the weary dwarf slumped onto a nearby stool. With a heavy sigh, he leaned back and stared into the distance, lost in thought. His mind was filled with the weight of the news he had just received.

It was then that the dwarf broke his silence, his voice ringing out across the room. The few dwarves present turned to look at him, their curiosity piqued. With a deep breath, the dwarf began to speak, his voice filled with conviction. 

“I understand that this may be a difficult announcement for some of you to accept. Let me remind you that our great nation is founded on the rule of law, and that includes a process that must be respected when making arrests.

If you had taken the time to follow proper procedures and build a strong case, you would have emerged victorious. Unfortunately, you rushed ahead without proper preparation, and the outcome was not in your favor.

Let this be a lesson to you all. Cases of this magnitude require careful consideration and attention to detail. You must be prepared to navigate the complexities of our legal system and the intelligence of those who seek to respect it, The Old Guard.

Moving forward, let us all commit to upholding the law and working within the established process to ensure justice is served. 

Thank you all.”

After his passioned speech, the dwarf wasted no time in taking action. With conviction in his heart, he strode purposefully towards the nearest dwarf, Darek Irongrinder, determined to rally his support for the cause.

Without hesitation, he affixed a pin to the dwarf's tunic, emblazoned with the words "THE MOVEMENT." He knew that this simple act would signal the dwarf's allegiance to the cause and that he would be counted on as a loyal supporter in the upcoming kingdom election.

The dwarf's heart swelled with pride as he looked around at his fellow dwarves, united in their shared purpose. With renewed determination, he set his sights on the future, knowing that together they would overcome any obstacle in their path.

For this dwarf, the pin was not just a symbol of his support for the cause, but a reminder of the power of unity and the strength that could be found in working together towards a common goal.

GOD

can i do whispers or something along the lines ?

Dor'Nal was a busy little fellow, scurrying around his workshop with a sense of urgency. He had an important announcement to make, and he wanted to make sure that every citizen of Heffrum and Urguan was aware of it. With a stack of parchment in one hand and a quill in the other, Dor'Nal began to scribble furiously, pouring all his thoughts onto the page. He wrote about THE MOVEMENT, which has redefined Urguan in the past.

Once he had finished writing the notices, Dor'Nal carefully folded each one and sealed it with a blob of molten wax, pressing his The Movement's crest into it with his signet ring. He then took a deep breath, hoisted the heavy stack of letters over his shoulder, and set out on his journey so every dwarf of Heffrum and Urguan could read this.

The pin of the movement

RETURN OF 

THE MOVEMENT

My fellow Urguanians, listen up! We need a change, a big change! And we need a real leader who can unite us under the banner of The Grand Kingdom of Urguan, folks! It's time for us to make a decision, a decision that will determine our future.

Are we gonna let the bad actors, the corrupt individuals, and the poor institutions ruin our community, or are we gonna stand up and fight back? Are we gonna let those who think they can use our community as their maniacal playground divide us? I say, NO MORE!

We need a change, a change that only a true leader can bring! And that's why I, Charles The Bald II, Dor’Nal Hammerfist, am here to lead you all to victory! We're gonna bring back THE MOVEMENT and take the Obsidian throne by storm!

Let me tell you something, folks. I love this kingdom more than anything else! And when it comes to battles, whether it's Ireheart, Treebeard, or someone I disagree with, I'm always the first to help you get back up when you're down. 

I’m always the one with a smile, and that smile I want to share with everyone whether I disagree with you or not. I have learned from my mistakes and have built on them: I am ready for this role.

The last time we tried to win an election, we might not have won, but our ideas got through. And you know what? The changes we wanted were later implemented by Ulfric Frostbeard and Norli Starbreaker. So let's give them a big thank you, folks!

We warned the newcomers and eliminated the domination of The Old Guard. We exposed the corruption within the Grand Kingdom, we made the king's work for the community, and most importantly, we redefined the position of the grand king.

But let me tell you, folks, rising against the old guard can be a risky business. You gotta think before you act, and most importantly, you gotta stay alive! We learned that the hard way. But we're still standing, and we're ready to take on the challenge once again!

Now, in the present day, our institutions and community are being run by bad faith actors who are only interested in their personal gains. Unofficial actors and organizations are popping up left and right without any regard for the kingdom or our culture. And let me tell you, Agnar Grandaxe is not the man for the job.

We need a real leader, folks, someone who can unite us all! And the list of great king candidates is disappointingly short. But fear not, my fellow dwarves, because we have a plan.

We're gonna revolutionize Urguan once again by bringing all the clans together! We're gonna have the greatest feasts the dwarves have ever seen, and we're gonna put an end to all the disruptions during our world-facing events.

We're gonna be more active, end the constant private meetings (OOC meetings), and restore greatness within our nation. We will collaborate with the old guard and the new one to form a UNITED Grand Kingdom of Urguan forward.

I see talent within our own institutions, folks! Durorn Ireheart might not be the one to make us laugh, but on the battlefield, there is none other that I would follow. Garedyn is a very talented, hardworking dwarf, and he is needed within our grand kingdom.

And what about Norli Starbreaker? There’s nothing more to say than he's the one who has redefined the culture within our kingdom! He might not be the best to agree with everybody, but we can allow him to have his mistakes! He’s still a great hardworking lad who can lead the temple to glory!

In conclusion, folks, we need a leader who can make us greate again, we need someone who can unite us and THE MOVEMENT is your wish.