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Dyn

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  1. It seems the force of me hugging Sen crashed the server. Sorry everyone. Even still, it's Liri's fault.

    1. Dr. Eggnog

      Dr. Eggnog

      HUGS!!!

      *explosion of server*

  2. It appears that I have caught sickness.

  3. #Normandorhastheworstguardever2012

    1. EboBren'

      EboBren'

      At least Normandor has been very active recently.

    2. Wolf Druid Ouity
    3. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      I take that to heart ): I try teaching the scouts that flogging 18 year old girls is a terrible idea

  4. To save the world, I must find a way to burn fire.

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    2. Dyn

      Dyn

      You all tell me how to kill fire... But not burn it~

    3. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      We at LotC KILL not INJURE! NO SURVIVORS!

    4. Aerinyes

      Aerinyes

      Anything will burn if it is hot enough.

  5. The server is crashing! Panic! Panic I say!

  6. Liri broke the server?

    1. Secret Lizard President

      Secret Lizard President

      Lirinya is the only one we should, can, and will blame.

    2. ScreamingDingo

      ScreamingDingo

      *points at Lirinya*

      U BROKED IT

    3. legoman144

      legoman144

      Damn it Liri not again!

  7. Hrm. Dyn is willing to kill anyone who touches his (and other's) children. He must be a big daddy.http://bioshock.wikia.com/wiki/Subject_Delta

  8. I don't know why but... I suddenly want Skippy to make me waffles so I can slap Zane with them, as is the traditional Flormai feeding ritual.

  9. News are in and... I HAVE BLUE HAIR

  10. For those wondering what happened to the Flormai, we made a truce with the sea turtles. The reason we've lost numbers is because we like to send those members on vacations with them. Like Bethina.

  11. Best thing to do when you meet an awkward situation: Hit the deck, they'll be so confused that you can sprint away.

  12. I like this. A lot of these things seem nice and well thought out. I never really liked the Mori for it's numbers. I felt that a great race would normally have a great amount of people. Looking back now and actually looking throughout a most of the races, I realize how stupid I was then to think of something like that. I also am a big fan of this IC teaching system from childhood. I felt that I did a bad job as a Mori, not really having known what I should or shouldn't had done so I completely relied on Xemn. I hope this works out for you Dusk. I may attempt to rejoin either soon or not soon (If I could find a mother that is) based on events going on. (By the Way, #Serenity+Philip2012)
  13. I believe I read somewhere that Goblins on average are about 5 foot. As far as I know, halflings can go from 1-3 feet. I doubt Skipper would take you back and fourth regardless because of your appearance if you were masked or he'd atleast question you and then if you spoke, he'd recognize your blah (I think this is what the Uruk language is called).
  14. Sighing, he leaves a note upon the note. "Dear Zogtar, I'm going to try my best to say this in your language since I believe you too moronic to understand proper commoner unlike most Uruks. Unfortunately, it's been some time since I last spoke Uruk, so forgive any errors. Ahem. Fatazz, lat blahs dat lat be bub'hosh but lat unleh taek female twiggies. Dat nub bub'hosh, dat nub'hosh. Mi iz reddeh tu flat lat wehn mi peeps latz. Afta dat, mi free latz slabes un taek latz peepers az trophee. Den mi gunna taek lat and hang lat fur all te peep. That said, I look forward to our encounter. I'll look for your little hiding hole, I'll capture you, then I'll make sure you never slave again. Consider this as me accepting your invitation. As a sign of good will, I'll even free all your slaves and take them into a good home to be taken care of. Until next time we speak, Dynasty Flormai." Satisfied, he goes inside to prepare.
  15. I missed you

  16. Why would a halfling boat bring Goblins to the Vale without a halfling escort?
  17. Dynasty lets out a sigh as he finally manages to pull the girl and spikes out, though his door will definitely need repairs now. He places a hand on her heart, saddened to find she has died. Carrying the woman, he heads inside and proceeds to clean up the corpse while grabbing a spade. He soon heads back outside, digging a small hole for her. After he finishes, he walks back into the room with the corpse and undoes her restraints along with the gag. "So sad that a beautiful woman had to die" he says, carrying her out. He takes the woman to the grave, gently setting her down before he begins to refill the hole. A small tombstone is even put up for her as a form of an apology that she would never get to see. It reads "Allison Flormai, victim of hate" on it with a rose underneath.
  18. ((Flormai Manor has an iron door, I'll read the rest when I get home))
  19. Posters have been hung up at the cloud temple, Normandor, Wilvenash, and outside of Oren. As many may be aware of, there has been a large increase in the amount of slave trade. This alone is unacceptable, however the fact that most of these slaves have been Elven causes me grief. I will pay you Minas in exchange for information about this Zogtur or any of his slaves. The pay will very on the importance of information. If you wish to contact me, I have a Manor outside of Normandor in the Princedom Of Malinor. At the bottom, the signature Dynasty Flormai can be seen.
  20. As Dynasty walks by in Normandor, his attention is grabbed by the paper. Stopping to read over it, he lets out a sigh. "So many commanders seem to have gone by during my years here in Malinor... Yet none of them seem to stay. Though hopefully the new recruits will be able to actually enforce the law like when that old commander was around." He says before pondering for a moment. "Hopefully they'll also know to stay out of my way" he mutters, walking off.
  21. FLOORMICE, UNITE!

  22. I don't know you... But I already like you.

  23. I don't know you... But I already like you.

  24. Dyn

    That moment when you explain that villain isn't necessarily bad but not good. More of in the middle.

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