Nefarious Aus Shitpost

Thats disgusting. Good form, I will get some more up later.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?", the horse, being a horse, does not comprehend the complexities of a conversation and takes a dump on the floor.

11/10 because you own a ***** house in Arethor.

//replace diamond_ore stone problem solved.

Bael looks at the roster and begins to laugh. Me an' Theor be t'e onleh wuns w'o isnae Ironguts! Com' ta t'ink uv et, throw me sons name up dere tuu, but under "combat medic". He dusnae foight. [[ Adarl Tunnelsmasher [Ja_mes_K] ]]

2/10. I don't even.

Yes. Because I'm Australian and we need stuff that doesn't require me to be up early or up late.

7.5/10 Renowned Oath Breaker indeed!

4/10. Never heard of you before.

Mind me asking but could you tell me where to go?

Brief Character History: I was born in Winterfell around 22 years ago, I lived a quiet enough existence until my father died of unknown causes during one harsh winter night when I was a lad of around 7 years. I had to help my mother with earning for the family by continuing with my fathers work which was woodcutting at first merely carrying logs back and forth but eventually hacking down the trees too (hence my second name being Treefeller). My mother however ingured herself and could no longer work lumbering. I was forced to seek 'alternative' methods of employment to increase my income enough to provide for my mother and myself, I turned to a life of crime. After a year I was forced into committing arson and ended up burning down a large portion of the city, including the building which my mother was in at the time. Once the blaze was under control I managed to flee the city and after a short stint in Al-Khazar trying to right my wrongs, I became a wanderer and left for the wilds. (( http://www.lordofthecraft.net/forum/index.php?/topic/6660-bipolar-juice-application/ <- full story there )) Character Name (I.C.): Alek Treefeller Character name (O.C.): Bipolar_Juice Race: Human/Northerner IC Age: 22 Will you be a FOA soldier, or a preacher?: Soldier, fighting is in my blood. Goals in the FOA?: Make some friends, make some money and fight some undeads. Good deeds you have done?: I give to beggars when I can and I fought against the undead at Snowy Fields and later Kal'Alras where after I slew my way through the hordes of zombies I managed to arrest and undead worshipper only to have him freed by one of his allies. Have you done any bad deeds?: I was involved with crime in the past. I may or may not have killed a random man during an undead assault, I can't tell because many people were shouting and there were masses of zombies around and arrows flying everywhere ((lots of /s spam and arrows everywhere, I might not have been responsible)) How did you hear of us?: I have met many UAC and FoA members and fought along side them in the few undead attacks. Are you against the Undead? Please explain why: What is your primary weapon in battle: Sword (( level 29 )) Are you a capable builder?: I'm practicing. Can you wield any other weapons?: A bow, but not too well. Any special skills?: I'm good at telling when people are lying. Do you have faith in the Aeriel and will you tell of this to others? Please explain why: I know little of Aeriel but I wish to learn more. I will tell those who I meet in more desireable circumstances of Aeriel. Explain how you will help to serve the FOA, and through us, the Ascended and Aeriel: I will fight undead, they disturb my existance (they destroyed my house) and I will do what I can to eradicate them and provide for my brothers in arms.

Looks like the first guild I will fit in with, I was acutally trying to make something like this myself. MC Name: Bipolar_Juice Name: Alek_Treefeller What you are best at?: Building and Fighting What do you bring with you?: Some iron, building materials, food and gear to equip myself. Race: Human (Northerner (who are the closest thing to Vikings ingame)) Why do you want to join?: Looks like the first guild I will fit in with, I was acutally trying to make something like this myself. Plus I just like being a Norseman in general, drinking, eating a fighting. What do you want to be?: Fighter/Hunter