Nefarious Aus Shitpost

...Bael for king! Bael for centralization without losing the people voice! Bael for peace and freedom for the dwarven people! Vote #1 Dwarven Isolationist Party!

Bael too likes holds. He also thinks if you want to improve Kal'Agnar, its going to take a lot of work because the city itself is a hole... not to mention the people in it.

An elf tacks a note down alongside the others. 1. The only time anyone is truly united is when you are in the grave. The current situation under Haelunor is acceptable and also vastly preferable however to the disunity and failure that the previous elven governments have wrought. 2. When one mixes pure water with pure dirt, one receives mud, which is neither water nor dirt. It is much the same with bloodlines, let them remain distinct and untainted by intermarriages and crossbreeding. 3. If a few weeds must be plucked from the ground to allow the wheat to grow, so be it. 4. Improve the military force. As noted by another, they are literally trampled over by the local peasant levy armed with pitchforks and torches.

"Irehearts like to stick their man bits inside sheep bumholes..."

"b-but Ognar will be a mean king!"

Basic Information: Name: Bjorn Ulfhaedyn Age: 23 Race: Northman Allegiance (Current nation of residence): None Past Military Experience: None None-Military Experience/Skills: None OOC Information: MC Name: Ja_mes_K Skype Name (Used for updates, news and information): greg.hugi Have you been in the Order before?: No Do you plan to make this character one of your primary?: No

"'es from before yeh toime... that being said we 'ad enough of mentally deficient kings under Dizzy an' Indago, derefore ah willnae be signin' dis, nor votin' in da election."

I'd like it as an event creature, but no more. We barely have enough players to support some of the other races.

Bael would note that anything coming from an Ireheart is probably theologically incorrect anyway.

"Did yeh expect anythin' else? Ah mean yeh jus' 'ad to look at 'is father ta get da jist of w'at 'e was goin' to be loike. Da Ire'earts showed demselves as unworthy of rulin' long ago - an' tyranny runs in dere blood!" Never forget Mount Ire 2012.

Supported by former Archbishop Bael Tunnelsmasher - once prophet,always prophet.

"yes" says Bael to distant cousin Dwain.

OOC MC Name: Bipolar_Juice Timezone: 8+ GMT IC Name: Bael Tunnelsmasher Profession: Miner and/or Smith Criminal Status: None, I swear!

"Would be better used as furnace fuel."

Yes, I miss these kinds of events; but if it does happen minimal amounts of bow-wielding skeletons please.

"To elaborate; do we really need to make an already ugly city worse? Or is this particular piece of phallic imagery being requested to compensate for your own lack of manhood?"

Correct and confirmed. And by use LWC to lock the bookshelf, she means place a sign on the shelf and lock the sign.

the most sensible choices the staff ever made.

Bael finishes updating the scroll again, the Tunnelsmasher Clan has yet a new home.

no -bael tunnelsmasher

"'ow much would dwarf get payed if dwarf would work for 'uman?"

Bael wishes to see man-friend Tuvya again.

Bael vomits at the mention of the last "hero". Definitely not going back to the dwarven nation now.

Charles can you not be racist?!?