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Nefarious Aus Shitpost

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  1. Bael spies the new note and smirks, putting up his own note. "We welcome trouble. I hope you can put the money where your mouth is however." Bael then hides in a nearby bush and prepares to lob fireballs at anyone who tries to tamper with his note.
  2. Bael shrugs and decides its finally time to make it somewhat official. [[ MC Name: Bipolar_Juice ]] Name and Titles: Bael Tunnelsmasher, Archbishop-emertius of Kal'Azgoth, Custodian of Khaz'Rhadav, Father of the Tunnelsmasher Clan, former Yemekar's Pick of Urguan, Captain of the Kal'Karik Guard, Master Thief and Author Rank/Class: Illegal Acquisitons Department [[ Timezone: +8 GMT (WAST) ]] [[ Skype: greg.hugi ]] Ah wish to become an official member of the 'good blokes gang'. Who recruited you: I believe I was acquired by the Lord Commander sometime ago.
  3. (OOC Details) Minecraft Name: Bipolar_Juice Age: 17 (IC Details) Name: Bael Tunnelsmasher Age: 381 Living Area: No idea Money Situation: Varies heavily Reason For Joining: I am oppressed Bael looks around shiftily and hands an edgy man the form before scooting off.
  4. Actually, there are plenty who were/are accepted at some point in time, its just with the exoduses of players many of them have been lost in the strands of time. Anyway, we don't need /confirmed/ deities, that removes the whole point of faith. You're free to worship whatever, whenever.
  5. MC Name: Bipolar_Juice Rp Name: Bael Tunnelsmasher Skype name: greg.hugi Do you have past experience as a sailor (if not we will teach you) ? Yes. Do you want treasure, wenches, and beer?: Yes. Will you obey and adhere to the OOC rules?: No. Do you accept to have fun and not bicker in OOC?: Yes. Will you be active in the guild and not only show up for events?: When able.
  6. Actually, if they wish to participate they would have to sign an OOC contract stating that if they were killed, they're character is perma'd. I think having an 'all or nothing' type situation would just be more interesting. As for the maze - I mean a literally huge maze. Everyone goes in with nothing but a stack of bread and in ID card (or w/e). Wooden weapons, leather armor, low tier potions, etc are scattered around in chests for a slight advantage. Last one standing wins.
  7. I actually really like this idea, but not in the way you've presented it - I will however attempt to get something similar done in my own power. I'm going to ask ChumpChump for premission to build a huge maze far underneath Abresi then launch a competition: high entry fee, large sponsership prize and winner takes all, the catch however is that if you die in the competition, you're permakilled. Ooh, ooh, ooh.
  8. A dwarf places his hand on the halflings shoulder. "Nae son, dat guild beh run by ah dworf."
  9. Bael feels betrayed, but then again, he won't be travelling under his true name for a while either.
  10. 10 is the only one the matters and it is currently the cancer which is killing LotC.
  11. 5/10 and if the next person says 5/10 ima slap them ***** im famous how many of you have found super exploitable bugs?
  12. I'd rather there was no victim card at all. I can say from personal experience that it doesn't matter what you're accused with the dwarves will investigate thoroughly before convicting you. If you're going to be exiled, at least make it for something severe, because that is all you would get exiled for. Also if I am correct in believing, I believe Saviticus was an Irongut prior to taking the monkier of Treebreard.
  13. I cannot support this as it would require me tracking down all my books and rewriting them. And trust me, that is a lot of books. Also, you seem to be playing the victim card again - I can not fathom why Mr. Treebeard would be exiled for spending time with plants - there was a reason that in most previous forest dwarf lore they were outcast criminals. Most dwarves value family ties, Gloins' brothers would not exile him simply for being a hippie. Maybe if he kinslayed or turned his back on the Brathmordakin, but for being an absolute pansy? He'd get laughed at, not exiled (which is in the top two of dwarven punishments). Also I'm not sure I am entirely comfortable with the entire forest dwarf population being traced back to a single individual.
  14. I was under the belief there was nine sons (I even handed that book around) its just that two of the sons packed their bags and left for Asulon quite a while before the first War with Iblees.
  15. Well with the lore that I was working on between Arbrek's leaving and my own promotion to Archbishop (where I changed to more pressing matters), the Derva left for Asulon before the War with Iblees and consisted of two of the sons of Urguan, their wives and families, all of which are extinct at the current time and date, so there would be no conflict depending on the time when the mainline (Aegis) dwarfs first received runes (which I would very much like to know for my own purposes).
  16. It simple, Vaskaaz runes are a Derva (Asulon-Dwarf) development and the 'normal' runes are an Aegis dwarf development. Works fine.
  17. Bael looks over the flier, facepalms and pulls out a stamp and stamps the poster. "DISAPPROVED BY THE KIRKJA DVERGA."
  18. Id suppose if you were a regular consumer for a long period of time and suddenly stopped you would undergo withdrawl.
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