doom6153

*Dom does a rather exuberant jump for joy while shouting* "Tank de god. Dis is a fione, fione day. Tank de gods dat Silverfist bastard step down. Yippeh. A real Irongut is in power now. Whhooo!" *Dom then preceeds to run/skip to the tavern where he buys everyone but Tortek some ale*

*Dain Bloodmaul steps forward to speak* "Ah nominate meself fer de position uv Lord Marshal"

*Dom slumps in his chair tiredly* "Ah 'ave been toyin wit a catapult design and sum balistas tu. Tink uv ways to turn our lovely lava lakes intu a weapon." *As he finishes talking he also mutters undder his breath* "Gunna finish ma boat. Gunna win. Kick dat Oren bastard's arse" (I have been very very very busy the last to weeks with my schools fall preduction and make up work for the school I had to miss for it. I hope to be back to getting on every day by next wekk and if not then by the wekk after. Untill then Im just gonna think of crazy stuff we could do to blow the humans and orcs to bloody bits and chunks.)

In Character Name:Dain Bloodmaul Age:485 Race: Dwarf Short Biography (1-2 Paragraphs): I am a skilled assasin and criminal. I have servered many people, but as work has been short, so now I look to join this guild to get work. I have been an assasin for most of my life and am very skilled at what I do. What are your professions and talents?: I am skilled with a crossbow, sword, arsons, bombings, and making poison. What morals do you adhere to, if any? I don not kill or torture children and infants. Do you agree to remain loyal to the Syndicate?: Yes Out of Character MC Name: Doom6153 Do you have the following (Not Required): Skype (Y/N) Yes TeamSpeak (Y/N) Yes Which evils do you have an accepted villain application for? (Include a link to your VA): 1,2a,2b,4. http://www.lordofthecraft.net/forum/index.php?/topic/72887-dain-bloodmauls-va-3-of-3-references/

Yes to all three. Just yes. Especially a show of our Army or Navy.

*Dom take a drink of his ale and wipes the froth from his beard before speaking* "Ah say tu war. It be our responsibility tu fioght wit our allies and aid dem. 'iebe ye mantioned Godfrey. Ah say we attempt tu bring dem in on our siode. De tree nations can crush de orcs easily. It may also 'elp tu cement an alliance wit dem. On de note uv de Teutons. Dey will nae 'elp us even if Oren dus. Dey will nae fight tu 'elp "mutants". Dis will 'opefully open Godfreys eyes tu der true nature and convince 'im tu aid us in removing dem frum de realm uv de livin."

( This should be our preamble We the dwarfs of Urguan, in order to form a more perfect limited theocratic monarchy, establish justice, insure the three B's, booze, babes, and bling, provide for the common defense, promote the general okayness, and secure the blessings of somewhat liberty to ourselves and our hordes of gold, do ordain and establish this Dwarven Constitution.)

~*~IC~*~ Name: Dain Bloodmaul Skills: Making Explosives, swords, crossbow, and sneaking. Previous loyalties and experience: None Anything else?: I am skilled with arsons, bombings, assasinations, poisonings, kidnapping, and bribary. ~*~OOC~*~ IGN: doom6153 Skype: doom6153 Does your character have a VA or are you willing to write one?: I have an accepted VA for 1, 2a, 2b, and 4. Do you understand that we are a mature and exclusive villain group and that although we are mercenaries, we put strong roleplay ahead of items. Failing to provide strong roleplay or inappropriate conduct which includes breaking of the rules and excessive trolling will mean that you will be removed from our guild: Yes

Name: doom6153 RP name: Dom Irongut Experience: I have done quite a few builds including the last several dawrven citys (Ire, Mugdor, and the rebuilding fo Dwain). I have also built the all of the Dwarven Navy. I have also built on several other servers and be on build teams before, Hiebe knows of one of them. Pictures of previous builds: (must have at least three) Evil Church Workshop Dungrimm's Wrath Another boat You can go look around Dwain for some more dwarven style builds.

The villagers will be destroyed by the very ships the drakes failed to destroy. They will all be vanquished in a hail of cannon fire.

*Dom grins* Welcome to the Karik Engineers Longbeard. I have been in need of another skilled woodworker.

Welcome tu de engineers Twain

*Continues to glare at Tortek* "Ah've changed ma miond....De walls uv Oren be tu guud fer yer 'ead. I tink Ah'll shoot it up yer useless arse su it pops back out untu yer sholders and you'll be whole and guud as new." *Dom pauses for a second to ponder this new idea* "Oh wait nae ye won't ye'll still be dead and yer head will be covered it crap. Huuuu... what a great idea. Ye dead AND covered in crap. Fitting dun't ye tink." *Dom chuckles while still managing to glare at Tortek all the more hatefully.*

*Dom gives Tortek a death stare as his face reddens.* "Yer a fool fer nae bein angry. And Ah am nae bein foolish, ye agreed it me idea tu meet wit dem a Holm. So if am a fool den yer de biggest dunm arse ever. Alsu if ye ever call the Prophet of Ograhad, the god of knowledge, a fool again, Ah will label ye a heritic, burn yer face off, and shoot yer chopped off head from me cannon tu splatter on de walls of Oren when Ah siege em." *Dom takes a large drink of his strong ale before continuing to give Tortek a death stare*

(LE BUMP)

*Dom nods and replies in an cheerful tone* "Aye bring 'im by and we can 'ave a grand tiome befer 'e takes de leap." (We should have a bachelor party. We just need someone to rp as the dancer/"companion")

*Dom's face is drawn tight with anger and disgust. He stands up and his face grow slightly redder as he speaks.* "Ah say we kill des fools with the vengence our gods would wish us use. De kill us when we go du talk diplomacy and harm our king. De be dishonorable. If Oren backs dem den Ah will tear down der walls, put der ships tu de torch, and remove der kings head wit de headsman's axe." *Dom takes a deep breath to calm himself before continuing.* "I call fer war, but if ye wish tu try and talk tu de fools den Ah say ye have a meetin in Holm. De can not run frum us on an island and if de try and take a boat we can blow it from de water wit Dungrimm's Wrath. We will force dem tu diplomacy er death. Either be fione wit me, but ti be yer choice 'iebe." *Dom settles back into his chair and takes a long drink from his mug of Thunderbrew Ale.*

*Posters hang up outside every major city and in the cloud temple. They read...* Karik Brothel Looking For Workers The Karik Brothel is soon to open for buisness in Karik, but I am in need of good workers. I am looking for Dancers, "Companions", Waitresses, a Cook, and those who know good gambling games. Wages depend on the job and can be negosiated. Some may be based on time worked, on commision, or a percentage of money earned. If interested please send a bird to Dominic Irongut or pin a note near to this poster. ~Dominic Irongut, Owner of the Karik Brothel

Obviously is is hard because you said 'ail instead of hail but did not continue the accent in the word hope of havin'. It sould be 'ope and 'avin.

Welcome to the engineers Thrarr. (Hello fellow engineers. I just wanted to tell you guys I have been talking to Hiebe, our new king, about getting us a salary to get us some money as there have been a few complaints about starving to death. I would also like to suggest getting a second job as a laborer to get some minas. No on to another thing I have been meaning to do for awhile. An example of a small post for creations not large enough for a lore post. Now for the example, The Dwarven Pipe Roll.) Dom sits down after a long day of fighting orcs at Volvokrim. He reaches into his pack for his pipe and tobacco. Pulling out his pipe he sees that it is broken and curses. This was the third pipe this month. Hard campaigning was costly for Dom. His pipes were always breaking and this was his last one. Sighing he searches through his back for anything he could use to smoke with. First he pulls out a bit of old wool and wraps it around the tobacco. Lighting it he breaths in and begins coughing. The wool ruined the taste of the tobacco and gave off a terrible stench. Unrapping the roll, he then wraps it in paper and lights it. Inhaling deaply Dom finds that the smoke from the paper has little taste and that it gave the desired affect. Dom could finally smoke his tobacco. And so the dwarven pipe roll was born. (This is an example of a small post that serves the purpose of presenting the history behind some small device with little function or some little thing that you believe would add to your role play.)

If anything more than the sails on the big ship Dungrimms Wrath burns I will burn the entire elven forest down.

(Onse you go dwarf you never go back)

Welcome to the Engineers of Karik Dom. Come to Karik and settle in there. (developmentaly a 25 year old human is as developed as an 80-90 year old dwarf I believe. Age wise if you are 25 years old you are a dwarven teenager. Thats is what I think it true I could be wrong. It's not realy set in stone for some reason.)

(Added a list of Projects the Engineers will be working on. There a several so we will be busy for quite a while. If you wish to repair the ships of build siege weapons I will be teaching how to do those. Send me a PM to set up a time)

The Engineers of Karik Our Minds Are Our Weapons We are the Engineers of Karik. We were formed in the year 56 when the dwarf reunited and moved back to Karik. The 3 clan lords made Dom Irongut the position of the Master Engineer, a position on the Karik counsel, and at Dom's request the old prison as a workshop. Dom then set about repairing and outfitting the workshop with a crane and a forge, as well as plans for a vault. The Engineers Master Engineer Dom Irongut Tognik Strom Boulderfoot Durrim Goldhand Dom Workshops The Karik Workshop The Kal'Dwain Workshop Machines and Technology In-Progress Projects New Karik Docks Siege weapon vault Siege weapon arsenal Repairing of old boats. Completed Projects ~None~ Technology and Plans We Possess Siege Weapons Battering Ram- A siege weapon used to break down doors and gates. Claimed in a battle agains necromancers. Catapult- A siege weapon that throws large rocks and such. Claimed in the Conquest of Alras. Trebuchet- Similar to a catapults in the fact it also throws rocks and such. Also Claimed in the Conquest of Alras. Cannon- A gunpowder powered siege weapon. Another weapon claimed in the Conquest of Alras, latter reverse engineered for production. Mortar- A new dwarven siege weapon designed to be more effective than cannons. Mortar Lore: http://www.lordofthe...dwarven-mortar/ Industrial Devices Waterwheel- Used to power grinding wheels for wheat. Dam- Used to produce lava Dam Lore: http://www.lordofthe...ven-factorydam/ Printing Press- Used to quickly reproduce large quantities of books Printing Press Lore: http://www.lordofthe...printing-press/ Joining The Engineers of Karik are always looking for intelligent and talented engineers to join our ranks. If you wish to join please fill out this form. What is your MC Name? What is your RP Name? How long have you been on LotC? Are you competent with redstone? Are you capable of being in large scale projects? Note that being an engineer, you may need to dedicate 3-4 IRL weeks to designing a single machine. -In Character- What be yer name? How old are ye? Are ye in a clan? How did ye learn Engineering? How long have ye learned Engineering? Can ye draw plans well?