John Hunter

A block of wool!!? Conspiracy!!

*Around Oren there are flyers posted. Should the fine paper and handsome script catch your noble eye they read as follows: "The Reposeful Noble Now open! A tasteful lounge and smoking room for the fine Nobles of Oren. We offer a comfortable and quite place for Nobles to relax, read a book, conduct business, and discuss the topics of the realm. Located just across from the Altan Quill in Oren. The smoothest pipe tobacco and finest spirits are stocked for the pleasure of our members. Members must be a male noble of Oren and pay 30 minas every elven month. To apply, simply leave a message in the slot in the door or contact the head member, Kyle Bradshaw."

Imperial Citizenship Form 1.0.0 Name: Kyle Surname/House: Bradshaw Age: 32 Gender: Male Race: Human Citizen Ship Class (A or B): A Physical Description Height: 6'3" Weight: 190 lbs Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: Dark Blond Skin Color/Shade: Light/Fair Outstanding Markings/Tattoos: Anchor/Compass/Square/Scroll Tattoo on right shoulder. Personal Information Home Address (Leave blank if unknown): The Emperor has offered me a position and I would live at a location that services his purposes. Nation of Residence (Choose one: Renatus, Salvus, Hanseti, Seventis): Profession/Occupation: Grand Architect and Shipwright Oath(s) of Loyalty For all classes of Citizenship (fill your name in the blanks): "I, Kyle Bradshaw, hereby swear my loyalty the Emperor of the Holy Oren Empire entirely by my free will. I swear to read and obey the laws of the Empire and understand the punishments and penalties that will be incurred should I violate the law." CLASS A CITIZENS ONLY ((OOC OATH)): "I,[Name], hereby acknowledge and give my consent to the OOC rule that should my character be found guilty of High Treason within the Empire, the Emperor personally (and only the Emperor) has the right to execute permanently my character. I accept this condition and make it entirely upon my free will."

*This note is posted upon the keep near the door* ((An actual sign is posted at the location referencing this post)) "To any that now reside upon or claim this land and structures thereon, I, Kyle Bradshaw, desire to be made aware of the current standing of my properties. These lands were claimed by me in the first and the structures here built by my order. Now I find them in various states of ruin and disorder. In all probability, claimed by various vagabonds and brigands. If you think you have some claim to this estate or anything in it, state it now. I do not claim anything that you may have stored here, so you are free to remove it. I will negotiate with anyone claiming this land if they send me notice. Otherwise, in one elven-week's time, I will reclaim this land and it contents. Any replies should be sent by bird to the Stafyr barracks. Kyle Bradshaw Son of Sean Bradshaw"

*Kyle receives another message, this time from Marshal Stormhammer. He reads through the note then raises his eyebrows, mumbling to himself...* "Well, that is interesting. I suppose I'll wait and see what other claims are sent for the dagger." *tucks the note away in his coat pocket, returns the pipe to his mouth and puffs away"

*Kyle receives the note written illegibly by an orc it seems. He looks at the scrawled letters, tilts the paper this way and that, mumbles through it a few times and finally throws the note in the fire* "Blood if I know what he was trying to say, doubtless it was a threat of some kind." *Kicks his boots back up as he sits smoking a pipe by the fire and watches the smoke drift towards the ceiling*

*A small note is posted on boards and trees around the human lands. If you should notice one and take the time to read it...* "FOUND: Uruk Tusk Dagger and the diary of Erik Nyle. During the battle with the orcs a few elven days ago, I came into possession of an Uruk Tusk Dagger and Erik Nyle's diary. I seek more information on the Uruk Tusk Dagger and Erik Nyle so that I may return his diary. Please send a bird to Kyle Bradshaw at the Stafyr Barracks if you have any information regarding these items."

((MC Name)): sean_kyle Name: Kyle Bradshaw Race: Human Will you require a home?: Yes (I'll also offer to build the lumber mill in the new settlement and live in small quarters above the mill) Desired District: If not at the mill, Mali'ame Do you agree to follow the laws of Malinor? Yes Desired job, current job (if applicable): Lumberjack + Reserve Sentinel

After serious consideration, I've decided to draw on my rural heritage to record my epic and heart-fealt human rendition. This is serious, please respect my heritage. :wink: Epic Human!

Thanks! I should probably re-record it though with the mic lower so I'm not popping my "P"s. :o/

Alright, this was a heck of a lot of fun! Here are my renditions for each part. Enjoy! (I'll also be happy to fine tune any of them if desired) Human 2 Elves 2 Orcs 2 Dwarves 4 Basic Thread 1 These were my favorite renditions, but I'd be interested to hear if anyone likes one of the other versions on my SoundCloud a little better.